Kokdu: Season of Deity (꼭두의 계절)

Gosh, damn it.

This guy!

You fucking son of a bitch.

How dare you call the police on me?

The police...

should be here soon.

I told you I'm leaving the country right now.

So long.

The boss of the Black Bears froze to death?

Choi Kang Mo also died like that in the case that I was investigating.

They're not the only ones to freeze to death.

Jo Bong Pil, who raped his junior using date rape drugs,

and Yoon Jeong Jin, who assaulted someone and just posted bail to get out...

All sorts of people froze to death.

Then does the Metropolitan Investigation Unit

view this as a serial murder?

Since the murder method is the same,

we're thinking that's the case for now.

But...

is there a common theme

among all the victims?

Can't you tell?

They're all human trash.

They're all people who deserve death,

as if this was divine punishment.

So that's why amongst ourselves,

we call him the divine punishment murderer.

There's nobody on earth

who deserves to die.

Are you telling me there was an eyewitness

for the Black Bears murder case?

His name is Ma Sang Jin.

He was a spy we planted in the Black Bears.

Fuck you!

This little bitch!

He almost died there that day.

But he ended up retaining his life, thanks to the divine punishment murderer.

Although he hasn't woken up yet.

I'm sure you didn't call us

to wake this guy up...

So does the Metropolitan Investigation Unit

suspect Do Jin Woo?

Rather than suspecting him,

we're going to start our investigation with him.

But you are afraid of Boolhwa Group,

and you thought it would be better for someone who's already faced them before.

Is that why you called us?

As someone who would

tail Do Jin Woo?

What's wrong with being a bit pathetic?

They say people who are pathetic feel merry from just seeing each other.

I feel like it would be okay

to feel merry all day long...

Then,

you're saying you're agreeing to it, right?

You're saying you will live with me, right?

Let's leave merrily!

Oh, my...

Where do you think you're going?

Are you going to go for a walk? There are lots of people watching!

When a chaebol goes on a walk, the whole world pays attention.

But when a chaebol goes shopping, the whole world pays no heed.

Why? Because it's normal.

Why would you go shopping?

In order for a man and a woman to do this and that merrily,

- they would need this and that... - Stop.

I stopped. I already stopped.

What should we do all day merrily?

Love?

Probably not the right answer...

Private education?

Education at this age?

Protection.

What?

You said yourself that we should protect each other all day long.

Fairtrade of protection.

I liked the sound of that.

How should I put it...

It felt hip.

It was hip?

How? In capitalism, fair trade results in one party losing out.

The term "fair trade" doesn't make sense from the start!

It's contradictory in terms!

- I see... - That's right.

- So trading is that dangerous, I see. - Yeah, it is.

Then...

the contract would be really important.

Contract?

What contract?

Oh, the marriage contract?

You're in such a rush...

I need a bit of time to prepare my heart.

What you need for a marriage is not a contract but a certificate.

And what you would need to prepare is not your heart but your seal.

And the district office is closed today since it's a weekend. What I'm talking about is a protection contract.

A protection contract?

After agreeing to live together, now you're talking about protection?

I've told you this many times, but my time in this world is short, young lady.

It is hard enough to just move forward, so why are we taking a step back?

- Then let's just say it never happened. - Wait, wait!

I'm the only sucker here, huh?

You.

You think you'd have the upper hand if you wrote a contract, right?

I'm saying this to brag about myself,

but there lived a guy named Ban Bok Chang during the Japanese colonial period

in Midoo Market, who was great at selling rice.

He was so good that people said he was possessed.

The god who possessed him was me.

I'm excellent when it comes to making contracts.

What? What's the matter now?

The lawyer is the problem.

What?

Boolhwa Group is full of lawyers,

and they would all be excellent at drawing up contracts.

Gosh, I didn't think of that.

Gosh, why would he get involved?

- Ok Shin isn't the type to help me out like that- - Enough of that.

To be fair to both of us,

think up just three conditions for the contract.

Three? Why does it have to be three?

Well, if you're Korean,

it's always best out of three?

Regardless of whether it's the best out of three or a straw basket,

I told you I won't sign a contract!

Call me when your heart is ready.

Hey, you.

Hey! I'm not done talking!

Hey!

Hey, you!

I've just been suckered.

Well...

W-Why would you personally drive me, Chairman...

It's not like I could talk to you about family matters with other people around.

- Still, I could drive instead... - Hey!

Do you know how much this car costs? How could I let you drive it?

I'm saying this because you're going to be living with us,

but I really hate it when other people touch my stuff.

Having Kokdu is enough for that.

He's more than enough for that.

Why would you get so scared like that?

We just have to be careful with each other.

So what I need to be careful of from now on is...

- My In-laws? - My stuff.

In-laws? Why are you suddenly talking about that?

Is this what they mean when they say, "living with in-laws is spicier than peppers"?

They say dealing with a brother-in-law is a whole different matter compared to a sister-in-law.

Gosh, Kokdu, that bastard, should have at least let me know.

Aigoo...

I know...

When you go to our house in Seoul,

the interior of the house is exactly the same as this house, as you already know.

So, you need to place them in exactly the same way as here.

Every screw, tissue, and even speck of dust must be the same!

Everyone heard that, right?

You need to place them in the same exact location.

Chairman, we've finished taking photos of the second floor.

Oh, okay. Let's go and take a look.

Gosh, so much work!

Why do we have to go through all of this!

All right, exactly the way it is!

All right.

Everyone, gather here.

This looks exactly the same!

Master Kokdu, is this good enough for you?

Nope!

Why?

There is something that's not in here that is in this house.

What would that be?

This useless bastard!

You stupid bastard!

You, who lack sense but made something like this happen!

You stupid bastard! You useless bastard!

What are you going to do if I don't be quiet?

What are you going to do if I talk like this?

I ought to!

Would you have ended up like this if you didn't cause this from the start?

The contract.

The confidentiality provision.

Clause 3 of Article 5. Everything you see and hear is all confidential.

You guys got that, right? Okay, everyone may leave now.

Tell them about the fines for breaking the contract as well.

- Everyone, hurry up and disperse now. - Secret!

What was this supposed to mean?

- Are you saying that I'm not in my right mind? - Disperse now!

Gosh, they say that a bucket leaking inside will leak outside as well.

How could you say such things to me in front of others!

Gosh, I was so nervous!

Starting tomorrow, Han Gye Jeol will be living with us.

So in what way will this bucket leak in front of her?

You sure this bucket won't just completely break apart?

I can't sleep at night because I get so worried!

Oh, you cannot fall asleep at night?

So that's why you just sleep all day like that, I see.

I see.

I sleep during the day?

What kind of nonsense is that?

You probably sleep during the day. That's why you don't do any work.

It is because you don't have any work that you can't find the list!

Aigoo. The list.

Have you been getting on my case because of the list?