Cow and Chicken

Ha ha ha ha!

Back off!

I'm only sitting with you

because Mom and Dad said I had to.

Want to count my teats?

That's it! I'm sitting with Flem and Earl!

Chicken, I can't believe we're going to prison.

Way cool!

Yeah. Maybe we'll see a riot!

I'm going to pretend I am doing hard time.

There it is! The big house!

Let me see!

Chicken, that's a good way to lose a beak!

Ah, shut up, Cow!

Mind your own beeswa--

What?

Folsom Prison!

Barbed wire and everything!

Indoor exercise program...

Advanced painting class...

Friendly screws.

Flem, Earl, check this out!

You guys come here often? Oh!

Move it along! This is an exercise yard!

So exercise!

Hee hee hee!

Jail break!

Sound the alarm!

Eat dust, you filthy screw!

Way to go, Red.

Tee hee!

Lock down!

Hmm.

All aboard, Chicken.

I don't know what got into you, Red,

but I don't like it.

They think I'm Red.

Are you really Chicken?

Yup. Can't you read?

Quick. Who are our parents?

Um, Mom and Dad.

I hope my pinhead sister Cow will inform the teacher of my absence.

Roll call! Flem?

Here!

Cow?

Here.

Chicken?

Uh, oh, uh, here.

Jack the Zipper?

Here!

Booby the Clown?

Here!

Rhode Island Red?

Red?

Oh, uh, here!

Hey, Red. Way to go out there.

We think you're pretty tough,

pulling down that guard's pants and all.

Cool.

Ok, class.

Recess!

Recess!

Hey, Chicken, want to play jump rope?

Sure.

Red rover, red rover, send Red right over.

You all right, Red?

A-ok.

What's say we get some grub?

Oh, I didn't know you liked tea parties, Chicken.

Ohh...

I'll have pork butts and taters, please.

Hey, this isn't pork butts and taters!

This is dog doo!