Kiss My Ass Boss (他馬克老闆)

Each single day

start with the traffic jam.

I always wonder... am I happy?

What's the meaning of me working so hard.

Sometimes, I would hope

I'm still in the dream from last night.

But... I could only imagine

that I'm on vacation in Maldives.

Your cutest girlfriend is calling!

Your cutest girlfriend is calling!

Hi, Mandy.

Mark,

you've promised to go to Maldives with me.

You're a liar!

I'm newly employed in this company, so I can't ask for a leave.

Give me a while.

We'll go on a trip when I get enough money.

Going to work?

A typhoon's coming. There's something wrong with your boss' brain.

Yeah, I think so.

I'm sorry. Don't be mad.

Come on.

I'm so lovely with the swimsuit.

Hey, Mandy. They're honking from behind me.

Just leave me alone!

I love you! Shut up!

Damn!

What are you honking for?

Come on!

I'm going to be late for work!

Something trouble… Mind your manners!

What? Has it anything to do with you?

Fuck you... Pregnant...

So funny?

Mark?

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

What's happening with you? Yeah, I'm fine.

Fine.

Seriously. Why do you look so bitter?

Bitter? Yeah.

Um...

Maybe I grew up in a bitter gourd garden.

My mom said that popped out of a bitter gourd.

That's why I look bitter.

A sweet melon or watermelon is sweet.

A cucumber is yellow in the face.

A winter gourd is short.

My job hunting is a mess. So is my love life.

I'm so sorry...

What are you doing? I'm too nervous.

You don't come out with my parents often.

You idiot! So embarrassed!

My mom also thinks I suck.

Are you watching that in Taipei?

No.

That's my... translation job.

Go outside to wait for me.

In fact, my work is a nightmare.

You majored in Japanese?

Yes.

They're expanding the brand to U.S.

Translate the English document before you go.

It has market planning competitor analysis,

ingredients, logistics, distribution and costs.

Also, print out the materials for the 10-o'clock meeting

and send them to my office at nine thirty.

Here's the proposal. Pages 7, 48 and 123.

Correct them before the 11-o'clock meeting.

I've marked them.

Ain't I majored in Japanese?

Yes, ma'am.

Rita.

Well,

do you know who she is?

The CMO? Wrong.

She's The devil wearing Rita.

Mr. CSO, I'm Mark, new here.

Huh?

Mark. What the fuck!

Can't you see I'm busy here?

Hey, kid.

I forgot to leave some space here.

Can you help me?

Sir

my girlfriend and I are going to...

Ma'am.

For our morning meeting, I want an iced Americano

and one scoop of strawberry ice cream. For others, half iced and half hot.

For Vivian's iced Americano no ice and two packs of sugar.

Give it to me. I'll deliver it.

Hi, newbie. I'm Vivian, the secretary.

Boss is riding a horse with Uncle McDonald.

But there's a hole on his breeches. He needs a pair of good breeches.

Can you buy him a new pair? Nice looking breeches?

Uncle McDonald?

Wow! Oh, so far away!

Nice.

Charming.

Deal with these for me, please. Here. Please.

Please. And this too.

Here. Eyeglass man.

Ten thirty. There's more...

It's all yours.

Please.

Come on.

Sorry.

Oh. I'll never get to finish the work.

How I want to reset my life!

Ah!

Forget it.

I might as well drop dead.

Earthquake?

Ah!

Hello?

Who are you?

I'm... Death?

Hey, be kind.

Just call me Dear.

Stop joking around.

Do I look like joking here?

Your name on the Death Note and Death isn't a joke.

I'll allow you to take a look. Just a glance.

One glance.

I don't want to die in the office.

Why are you working overtime then?

Hey, you're unhappy, aren't you?

Think about it.

Why don't you accept it? What's that?

What's it?

What are you doing? What are you doing? You...

Ah! Wait!

Can you... give me five more minutes?

Five minutes?

To think about what I haven't done.

It's said that before one dies,

his life will be flashed in front of him.

Can I at least

look back at it?

Five minutes.

Don't haggle over it.

Thank you. Come on.

Why there's only disappointment from everyone?

Hey.

Hey.

Just take it.

Go to hell!

Yeah! I'm off work.

I'm sorry, but it's 12 o'clock.

I have to go,

to celebrate my wife's birthday.

What? But I'm ready.

What are you doing?

Am I still going to die tomorrow?

Will you come take me tomorrow?

Don't come. Please don't.

Your cutest girlfriend is calling!

Your cutest girlfriend is calling!

Oh!

I'm exhausted to death,

but I'll be dead soon.

Hi, Mandy.

You're working overtime again.

It's our anniversary. But you're working hard.

But Mandy...

You won't work hard enough to be the boss.

Wait. I have another call. Wait a minute.

Working overtime again?

How much does your boss pay you?

Mom, I... Have you eaten something?

I'll hang up now because

I have another call. Wait.

Mom, I'm sorry.

Mom? But I'm not your mom.

Do I have to kill you?

If you don't show up

or take a rest now,

I promise I'll kill you.

Fine.

Let's die together!

Huh?

Who's still here from the creative department?

Mark is still here.

Well done, Mark.

I've thought of several great ideas.

We still have time.

Give them to me tomorrow morning.

Don't forget to feed my Barbies.

My Barbies must be so hungry.

Fine.

You're driving me crazy.

Fine.

By tomorrow morning,

I still have some time.

Why don't we die together?

What the hell do I work for?

For fame? Or for money?

Or for the bullshit?

Or for those damn ideals?

To hell with them! They have nothing to do with me!