Moy paren - Angel aka Мой парень – Aнгел / My Boyfriend - Angel

For Paradise Film Distribution Company

a Paradise producers' centre production

SW-AURUM Film company

Arthur Smolyaninov

Anna Starshenbaum

Olga Popova

Gosha Kutsenko

Ivan Okhlobystin

Sergei Puskepalis

Andrei Leonov

Irina Hakamada

A film by Vera Storozheva

Written by Natalia Nazarova

Director of Photography Oleg Kirichenko

Production design by Sergei Tyrin

Music by Gary Miller

sound by Eugene Chaiko

Costume design by Marina Ananyeva Irina Lunina

Makeup by Galina Ustimenko

edited by Mikhail Igonin

Young man!

You have snow on your head.

A foreigner!

You all just walk hatless...

...and then say it's cold in Russia.

Executive producers Anna Popova Armen Adilkhanyan

Russia? So I'm in Russia?

Yes, in Russia.

Where else?

Produced by Tatiana Sergeenko Vera Storozheva

I'm so sick of this planet.

General Producers Gevorg Nersisyan Armen Manasaryan Arthur Nersesyan

Yes!

Sasha, Happy coming New Year!

Oh, it's you, dad?

What time is it?

5 p.m.

What?

It's 5 p.m. in Kamchatka.

Daught!

I'll be passing through Moscow today. Any chance you could shelter two homeless volcanologists?

Dad, I was actually going to see some friends.

Who's the second one?

My colleague, Seryoga.

He's a great guy.

He's an Alpinist, he can even roast potatoes.

All in all, you're gonna like him!

Dad, I already have a boyfriend...

...with such a pretty whiskered snout!

If whiskers count for you, he could grow his own!

What?

Who?

- I said 'no problem, he can grow his whiskers'. - Dad, I was talking about my cat!

Dad!

Jeeze!

Happy coming New Year!

Hi, Valer! Dad will be coming to see me for this New Year.

Wait, your dad? But we were planning to go to Rodion's place, no?

Then we'll have to celebrate it with my dad first and then go to Rodion.

Is there any way we could do without your dad?

Who's that?

What?

Well, somebody just walked by. Who is it?

It's my cousin from Chelyabinsk.

Why did she have her panties on?

You mean she wasn't supposed to have anything on her at all?

Babe! Whom are you talking to?

Go fuck yourself!

Babe!

In Chelyabinsk!

Toe loop.

Are you OK?

How can I be OK? It's been snowing for a week!

And I'm sick of cleaning it.

Does it hurt?

Yes, it hurts.

How about now?

It no longer hurts.

Hi! How about celebrating this New Year with me?

What? You broke up with Valeric and decided to give me a call?

Well yes, sure, I've been sitting here, waiting for your call.

Never mind, if you don't want it.

I just wanted you to meet my dad.

Your dad? Meet your dad?

Do you just want to use me? So that I help you with your exam?

You're sick?

Take a pill, will you?

No, I'm OK, and you are not gonna be OK, today!

Know why? Volintsev will be taking the exam!

No!

And we both know he hates geologist girls, don't we?

Oh, you little toad!

Who? Me?

Now I see your true face, Nikolaeva!

It's the face of a person who doesn't regard other people's feelings...

Come here!

Fuck!

...the sense of your uniqueness is a profound illusion!

Seven billion people live on the Earth, and women make three and a half billion. Five million of them are beautiful!

Come here, come on!!

Dangerous job, homie!

People throw bottles, eggs...

I said come here.

...you think you can lure a man with your finger...

Why you kill good man?

Every week a Muscovite falling from the roof...

...full of oneself, don't want to live?

Easy!

- Homie! - Ambulance is on its' way.

Homie dead!

Such a nice guy!

It was an accident!

They still punish fiercely for an accident.

I know, I know everything. Come on!

Hey, look. He's alive.

Why you scare people?

We thought you lay yourself out. You alive.

Ok Vitya, grab your things. Hello!

Ok Vitya, grab your things. Hello!

So, who has fallen out of the window?

Me.

What do you mean? And this guy flew down with you?

No, he...

I fell on him...

Ok, check him.

- And hold his head. - Don't move!

Does it hurt?

I feel great!

I see. It's a torpid phase of shock.

Get the stretchers here!

...she fell from the roof. He push me, and lay oneself out!

Hero of Russia!

Shut up, OK? I'm telling you it was an accident!

Ok, sister. Please get in the car!

No, I can't.

What do you mean you can't?

I have an exam!

What?

I have an exam!

You don't need to worry, really.

We both feel great.

Some fucking comedians! Do you think we don't have any other calls?

So who's gonna pay for this false call?

Come on. Let's chip in.

Everything hurts. Everything broken inside.

I need take to hospital!

Get in the car.

We'll take you to the hospital.

Vitya, let's take this one at least.

Happy coming New Year.

If you make it, that is.

Vitya, let's go!

Look at her. Exam my ass!

Just talking big!

We should've called cops!

Fuck!

It turns out I can fly.

My name's Sasha.

My name is Seraphim.

What?

Seraphim. It means 'red-hot'.

Yeah, I could use some of it to warm up.

Gotta go!

Sorry for that!

Happy coming New Year!

Hey, red-hot!

Your coat is dirty!

And what should we do with it?

Damn!

The key's inside!!

I didn't even lock my door yesterday?

Stupid!

Come on in!

...you can remain silent, you can keep ignoring me, you can't ignore the entire world...

...but one day you'll have to pay for that!

All because of you!

Why are you just standing there? Take your clothes off, come on in!

Shall I take off my shirt as well?

What?

Sorry, I guess I got you wrong.

Quite wrong.

Here!

Put the kettle on.

And feed the cat.

The food is in the refrigerator!

This is not happening.

Why did you give him my chicken?

Cats love chicken.

Really?

I love it too!

Fuck!

Why didn't you put the kettle on?

I did.

Fuck!

It seems I've really knocked you off. Maybe you should go to the hospital?

No, I feel perfectly healthy.

You sure?

This is how you put it.

Remember.

I'll change my clothes, and you dry the coat, it's in the bathroom.