Obey

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Now you see, let me tell a story that I was telling you a lot about.

Chasing it, this chick was fucking her felly and proper giving her some welly as well.

Next thing you know, the fellow's hurt her. So obviously they stopped beating, init?

She's turned and said to him: "Instead of you fucking me,

- Why can't you just eat me out? 'cause I'm still a bit sore?" - That's the way.

Trust me. So he was like, "Ah cool, but to spice things up a little bit,

- come let's put four Fruittellas up there, init? - What, man?

She's put four Fruittellas up her...

I was hoping you'd fix your jeans.

- Whatever. - Oh, fuck it.

She put four Fruittellas up there now and my man would be munching her up munching her up

- and that, yeah. At the fifth, he's up. Are you listening? - Yes, I am. I am.

He went, "The fifth one were proper nice, init?"

She's like: "Why are you talking about a fifth one?

I only put four Fruittellas up there."

Don't think that he was only gonna fuckin' ate her shit.

How could he eat her then? That man fucked her.

Listen! Listen!

That man fucked her so hard, yeah,

he bust a hole between her piss barrier and her shit barrier.

- So when he's eating her up, a lump of shit's come out. - No, no, no.

And that's what man's munched.

No, that's nice, though. That's a mess.

- Are you a fucking bum hugger? - Come on, bro. Come on, bro.

- Your auntie, then? - Your auntie's barrier got bust up.

She's still got a fucking hole in her fanny, it's stupid.

She's got a hole in her story, yeah.

She's got holes and that there.

Aye cool, cool. Cool.

You got me, init.? You got me, init?

- You're nasty. - Say nothing, init.

Nothing, no one was talking to you, man.

- Shut up. - What just happened?

- Hey, don't speak a word. - Some nastiness.

- I don't care. - No one was talking to you. Shut up.

- I'll have sex with her. I'll do it. - What?

I'll fuck it. I'm joking...

I'm talking about my aunt, you prick.

- Look, come. Come. - Shut up.

Come man. Come check. Come, come.

You want me to come first?

Sure, man. You're gonna suck my dick?

- Oh, fuck you. - No, no, I'm joking, I'm joking. I am joking.

Come, come, come. Seriously. Seriously, come.

Seriously. Look, bruv, look.

Look, what the fuck are you taking long for?

Oh, Boogie, this is our car.

What are you taking a piss for, seriously?

- That's you, bro. - But, there is a purse. Fam, what?

You're not gonna... What?

- Come on. Let's just go, fam. - What d'you mean?

- There's a purse. There could be money in there. - It's a bait, fam.

What d'you mean it's bait? Bruv, aye, bruv.

- Come, bruv. Quick man. - Let's do it, man.

- What? - Yeah, you get it.

I'm going.

Whoa, whoa. What d'you mean?

Hey, what do you mean? What?

Yeah, you do it. Yeah, man. Go ahead, man, do that.

Says the one that fucked the beef. Why don't you do it, bruv?

- You're the only one that's dumb enough to do it anyways then. - How?

I don't know, umm... Ch-ta-ta-ta.

Oh, shit.

No fucking don't.

Go, go.

You fucking stupid lad.

- Right. - He's come underneath with the left.

Still while they're boxing, you know what I mean?

They're more open, they're down here.

- Okay. Then you go and clinch. - Okay.

Like that.

Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.

Fuck. Mom. Mom. Mom, look at me. Mom. Mom, look at me.

Look at me. It's Leon. It's Leon, Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom, look at me.

No, no, no, no. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

- Alright. Keep looking at me. Keep looking at me, mom. - Yes.

Mom. Mom, look at me. Look at me. Mom. Mom. Mom.

It's Leon, mom. Come on.

Mom, you're going to have to drink. You're going to have to drink, mom. Mom.

Look. Look, look. It's alright. It's alright.

Have you ever thought about getting help?

- About what exactly? - Your drinking.

It's nice to know you're concerned, but I've stopped drinking, so we're all good.

- Chelsea, I know you don't want me here. - You got that right.

But Leon came into our care voluntarily when he was 15

and even though he's come home to you now we just want to support him.

So, please, let us do that.

What the fuck do you think I'm doing?

- I'm his fucking mother, Rachael. - I'm trying to help here.

- Help? You're just interfering. - This doesn't have to be your fight.

It's 'cause you're always fucking interfering all the freaking time.

It's just for your son's best interest.

Oh, have you? And what, I haven't? Oh my...

Then go on and say something.

Yes. I'm just checking in.

Getting a quick update to see if you want to go back into education.

Ah... Sorry, but I think that boat's already sailed, don't you, Rachael?

Not at all. He's only 19.

- Have you thought about going back to college? - No.

How are you filling your days?

- Going to the gym. - He's there all the time.

The gym is great, actually.

Yes, he goes there for fighting.

- It's boxing. - I know, what I just said.

Perhaps, we could look into a course related to that.

And what about money? And surely we should be talking about work here?

He's got no qualifications.

He's got no work experience. He's going to find it really hard to get work.

I can put a roof over his head, but I'm not in

a position to help him out more than that right now.

If you stop drinking, you might be able to.

Yeah, we're done here.

Shut the door on your way out.

Leon...

This is my number.

Call me if you're interested and we'll see what we can do, OK?

Relax. That's alright. For the head.

Focus, Leon.

Footwork. Where's your footwork?

And again. Jump to the head.

Footwork, Leon.

Push him back. That's it.

Protect yourself.

What's going on? Get in there, and stop fucking smoking.

- I'm not fucking smoking. - I can smell it on you. Come on get on with it.

Alright, that's it.

No, no, no. No, don't fuck... You're fucking up the rotation, bruv.

- Alright, chill. Shit. - Oh, no.

He's got every time.

Tell me if they've put in something there.

Alright, alright.

You guys are taking your time, you know.

My man finished this thing you know.

I wish my balloon was anything like that, bruv.

Are you sure it don't fuck up your lungs, 'cause

I don't want nothing to happen to my lungs, init?

Oh my God. Stop being a pussy, bro.

Fuck the pussy, not be the pussy.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Shall I do it now?

- Do it, man. - Shut the fuck up and do it, man.

You suck, like you suck dick.

Wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Whoa. Whoa.

Take it like a champ. Hey, sit down.

Oh, my God.

Eh. Eh, wow. Whoa.

Oh. Oh, wow. Whoa.

My mind. Oh, wait. Oh!

Hey, I've got somewhere to be, you know.

- Where? - Local place, down the corner, like 20 minutes.

- Let's go. - Will you just wait, bruv. Wait!

- - 20 minutes down the road.

You're forgetting the drinks, man. Grab the drink.

Are you guys seriously going? Seriously?

I'm kinda hungry man, it's kinda...

- Grab them chicken and chips. - Shut the fuck up.

I say nothing.

If you was to turn around and say to him, "I take it up the arse"...

Not everyone is like you, you know.

I know, but you know what the realness thing is?

He'll be waiting on you hand and foot, girl.

You will get anything you want after that.

You won't worry about nothing.

Hey, let's bounce.

Tell them, fam.

Look at them.

I'm calling him now.

No, man. Give my phone back.

Hey.

Hi.

Oh, right. Sorry.

Holy shit.

- What's happening, sugar? - It's Twiggy.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I've been looking around this place and I'm pretty sure

you're the most beautiful girl at this party.

Second most beautiful.

So, you guys are pretty close?

What are you doing?

How did you find out about this place?

I live here.

You live here? Where is your bedroom?

Upstairs.

What's so funny? What?

I don't know.

Don't you like my place?

I didn't say that.

What's the rent like on this place?

We don't pay rent.

How is it legal?

It's not. We squat.

You're a squatter?

You don't really look like a squatter.

But what do I look like?

Hey, where the fuck is my phone?

Where is what?

My phone.

I don't know.

- One of you guys taken my phone? - What the fuck are you doing?

Where did you put my fucking phone? He took my phone!

Leave him alone.