Season 1

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The Daily Life Of A Part Time Torturer S01E02 CR WEB-DL English EN
[Crunchyroll] Goumon Baito-kun no Nichijou - 02
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Published on: 2026-01-11
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The first 200 lines.

What's wrong with you two?

Our targets today are tough ones.

Hugh and I are both fighting hard battles.

Right.

The guys from this case, huh?

It might be a pain, but you're capable of doing it.

Are you guys holding back?

We would never!

The guy I'm looking after is all beat up and covered in blood!

And I broke lots of my target's bones.

Are they still alive?

Still...

Why can't you get anything out of a chump like that? Are you just messing around?

I would never mess around! I'm not...

You're probably gonna get a scolding from Siu-san.

Huh?!

You'd better brace yourselves.

Nothing we can do about that.

I guess they're not ready for this, huh?

How about we each help one of them?

What d'you think?

What's with that face?

The way you treat us is so different.

Is it?

The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer

And so...

I'll be joining you, Hugh.

Thank you for your help.

Then I guess I'll look after the adorable Mike-chan!

Okay!

There, there!

Is this good? How about this?

Yay!

You're so cute!

Mike-kun is cute...

but I'm just...

There, there! There, there!

Pat, pat...

You're adorable, too!

You're so cute!

Get to work already.

Well, I guess we should get this done.

Yes, sir.

Y-You can't be...

the Torture World's Comet, Sero?!

You really are amazing, Sero-san!

Your nickname is awful, though!

If you keep it up, you'll get one someday, too.

Really?

Y-You're the Torture World's Supernova!

Oh, I hear one that's worse than mine.

The world of torture has no naming sense, huh?

I-I'll ask you one more time. Who are you working with?

Hang on.

Your face is no good.

Huh?

Even if you're hurting them,

with a timid face like that, they won't take you seriously.

You're a big guy, and you've got a pretty face, so you've got the right aura.

It's a waste not to make the most of your looks.

What?

He's complimenting me? That makes me so happy!

Use that as your foundation when torturing them.

Watch closely.

Y-Yes, sir!

You hurt him quite a bit, huh?

Well, he wouldn't say anything, so...

Poor thing.

You can't tell us what you don't know, after all, right?

Asking you just puts you in a tough spot, doesn't it?

We know that you know.

Talk, scum.

I-I'll talk. I-I'll talk, just, please...

Changing speeds like that can be effective.

There's no point in trying so hard.

I don't know if this is something I should say to Siu-san.

But... I can't hold back any longer!

P-Please, wait.

What? You trying to stop me?

No.

Even after committing such a despicable crime, he does not repent

and continues to spew foul, abusive language.

I don't have the slightest speck of pity for such an abominable person.

That's a good attitude.

So...

Please let me do this.

Torture Basics

I've studied a lot.

Sure. Give it a try.

Now, we'll gather and cross-reference information.

Okay.

The recorder's ready to go.

Well, then, how about you spill now?

I-I don't know... anything about them.

I-I only know.. th-the rank-and-file underlings.

Hey!

I know that was a lie.

I'll give you just once chance to revise your statement.

Interesting.

Good work.

Thank you!

You know, I'm impressed you saw through that lie earlier.

Well, there was the way he hesitated, plus it didn't match the intel we have.

The rest was instinct!

Really? Nice!

Torture builds a sustainable society

Give the villains the iron hammer

Why are you sighing? We got the work done.

It's just...

we thought we'd gotten pretty used to this work,

but compared to the two of you, we still have a long way to go.

Well, of course!

Just who do you think we are?

We are the torture world's Comet-sama

and Supernova-sama!

Torture World's Comet

Torture World's Supernova

Are we allowed to laugh at that?

You guys are headed in the right direction.

You've got guts, and you learn quick.

Right, Siu-san?

Not vomiting on day one gets you a passing score.

That's right.

You guys will grow into good torturers.

We'll start thinking up some embarrassing nicknames for you.

It's a path we all have to tread.

That's not unnecessary, really.

How about this?

It's gotta be worse than that.

Yeah? Hello?

What? Sorry, I can't hear you.

I'm in the middle of a winning streak, so I'll get back to—

It's me.

Be here in five minutes.

You really got here in five minutes.

I don't wanna get killed.

Huh? What's this?

Siu-san, don't tell me you...

kidnapped these kids?!

That's gonna be bad—ow!

They're my daughters, idiot.

Your daughters?!

And they're twins?

For real?

I'm Leu!

I'm Nero!

Leu (Older Twin)

Nero (Younger Twin)

Birthday: 3/3 Age: 7

Height: 115 cm

Blood Type: AB

Personality: Has Her Own Pace

Favorite Pastime: Drawing

Favorite Food: Strawberries Disliked Food: Carrots

Birthday: 3/3 Age 7

Height: 115 cm

Blood Type: AB

Personality: The Responsible Type

Favorite Pastime: Board Games

Favorite Food: Strawberries Disliked Food: Tomatoes

I've mentioned them before.

Siu-san, do you have any family?

Two girls.

Yeah?

I thought you were joking!

I wouldn't make a pointless joke like that.

I'm Sero! I work with Siu-san.

Sero-kun!

We know you!

Really?

Is Siu-san deathly scary at home, too?

Don't ask stupid stuff.

He's not scary. Papa's kind!

He's nice to you, too, isn't he?

Yup. Your papa is super nice to me, too.

So, why did you ask me to come here?

Crane game.

Huh?

They said there's a prize they want.

Go get it.

That's what this is about?

I'm sure you started this morning sprawled out asleep, rolled out of bed,

then had nothing to do, so you went and played pachinko, right?

Helping me out would be a much more worthwhile use of your day off.

Well, you do suck at crane games.

Shut up.

Sero-kun!

Let's play!

Come on! Hurry up! Let's go!

Sero-kun! Let's play tag!

These two aren't shy around strangers at all, are they?

But when they're this friendly,

it makes me worry they'll wander off after someone dangerous.

We wouldn't follow just anyone!

It's because you're Sero-kun!

And Papa said that Sero-kun is a good boy, right?

Right?

Papa!

Who're you callin' "Papa"?

Yay! Wow! You did it!

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