Noragami (ノラガミ)

And through it, there's...

A silver-plated world!

Ooh, it's really piled up!

I'm here with my parents on a ski trip.

You're as good at this as ever.

You too, dear! Makes me think of our honeymoon!

Haha, I suppose so!

I'll stay out of their way.

Maybe I should have invited Yama-chan and Ami-chan...

Well, I can just take it easy by myself.

-Hiyori! Well, I can just take it easy by myself.

Hiyoriiiiii!

Hey there.

I'm the god of romance!

Yato!?

What are you doing here?

Y'know, once in a while I feel like taking in some snowy scenery.

Snow turns anything and everything white, yeah?

Even the parts of this world that are dirty and ugly.

You're the dirtiest of them all!

Yukine-kun too?

It's been a total pain in the ass!

He was all "let's go with Hiyori!"

He completely failed at drawing the travel prize in the lottery...

No one would stop to pick us up as hitchhikers...

Heeey, he has the Joker! Joker, Joker!

Eventually we forced ourselves in with some school's skiing club to get here.

Sounds like you've had it rough, Yukine-kun.

C'mon, let's go play!

What's up with you? You can ride a skateboard, but you can't ski?

Whatever, it's not a big deal!

Ok, I'll teach you!

All wrong! You're named after snow, so stop freaking out about it!

What does that have to do with it? You named me!

Whatever, just go faster!

You've got the way to fall down pat!

Hmph, stay there and think about what you've done.

Let me out! Don't you want to learn!?

-It seems like this is going to be a fun ski trip. Let me out! Don't you want to learn!?

It seems like this is going to be a fun ski trip.

That's what I thought at the time.

But that something so horrifying would occur...

The Yatogami Serial Murder Incident ~Noragami Suspense Theatre~

Good, good! Just like that!

You were skiing well!

Unlike someone, you're actually a good teacher.

So, can we go again from the top?

Of course!

Hey! Wait for meee!

Augh! The lift!

Augh! A bear!

What the heck?

We should get out of here!

This almost seems like...

Hiyorin!

I came too.

So you are here, poverty goddess!

It's no fair for you guys to keep all the fun to yourselves, Yato-chan!

I tried to stop her, but my lady keeps swearing she won't cause any trouble.

Aaah! Why are there snakes in the faucet!?

Augh! A woolly mammoth came out of the freezer!

We're going home!

-No no no! We're going home!

No no no!

Leave! -No no no!

Leave!

I wanna have a company retreat too!

Company retreat?

Ooh! So cool!

Impressive!

Mayu-san!?

No way, even Tenjin-sama is here?

What a coincidence, Hiyori-san.

We're having our company retreat just now.

Ah, mom?

I ran into some friends.

Yep! We've all gone back to the lodge together.

Nice place you've got! Just what I'd expect from Tenjin!

Hurry, Hiyorin! It's all warm in here!

"The glow of the moon, like sun-struck snow"

Hmm...nice indeed.

Hey, Yukine!

Let's see who can hold their breath longer! Here I go!

We're not at the pool!

How uncouth. You've ruined my poem.

Stay under forever.

I win!

Yukine, you have to dive too!

What are you doing?

Huh?

So...who is this?

The water's perfect.

Mmm comfy...

Yes.

Well, since it's naked time with Hiyorin...

Kofuku check!

Hiyorin, have you grown a bit!?

Ah! I'm sorry!

Huh? Could it, could it, could it be...

Bisha!

Eh? Even Bishamon-sama is on a company retreat?

This place allows large pets.

A sleeping lion? Cute!

But why would Yato's follower be here?

Unless...

You're here too, Kazuma?

I never imagined I'd see you two here.

I know, right?

So you too, eh? I bet you've built up a lot of stress!

Er, not really.

You're really hanging in there, Kazu-chin, I can tell!

On top of all your middle-management work,

you've gotta do everything from pet-sitting to childcare.

Plus your master is a total skank! I really feel for you, man.

No one asked you, god of calamity!

Oh great, it's the stalker!

Don't interrupt our man-to-man chat! Eavesdropper!

Shut it, you gibbering idiot!

Watch it, skank!

Pervy Yato-chan!

Yato! Charlatan who pretends to godhood!

We'll settle this today, once and for all.

Prepare yourself!

Ah! They're both amazing!

But why ping-pong?

Milk affer a bath ish yummy!

Ane-sama!

Hang in there!

Oi, you're flashing everyone.

Who cares?

Please care a little!

How about...

this!?

My lady! Allow me!

Nice score, Kura-chan.

Getting help from your cat is no fair!

Don't waste your breath.

Come, Sekki!

Rend!

So it's settled.

Ow! What are you doi--

Now whadda we do about the ping-pong table, moron?

Well their side was cheating!

-What a waste of a pinch hitter. Well their side was cheating!

Well their side was cheating!

Don't blame this on Kuraha!

Just kidding!

Gotcha! I gotcha, didn't I?

Honestly! Worthless-ass Yato, using me for something so stupid...

I wonder if Yato-chan's still in the kitchen.

Well, he did make quite a show of destroying everything.

He needs to make up for it.

He brought it on himself.

Hiyorin, is it ok for you to stay over?

Yes, I've already spoken to my mother.

Yay! Hiyorin, let's have a pillow fight! Pillow fight!

-Perfect. Yay! Hiyorin, let's have a pillow fight! Pillow fight!

Yay! Hiyorin, let's have a pillow fight! Pillow fight!

I'll make her the heroine.

Woah, look! It's really coming down.

Huh, really?

Wow!

It was sunny just this afternoon.

A blizzard rages outside.

In a lodge deep in the mountains, completely cut off from the outside world, they spend an uneasy night...

And then, one by one, the guests disappear from the lodge.

One is discovered inside the grandfather clock.

One in the attic.

They're found in nearly unrecognizable forms.

And the worst will be saved for last.

She will be plunged into the depths of terror.

With no one to call for help, her despair will end in a most tragic death.

Now then, my first victim will be...

Ugh, I'm exhausted.

Stupid kids. All of them went straight to sleep.

At least hang out with me a little bit!

I did it. The first sacrifice!

But this is where my real work begins.

These murders are about aesthetics.

And the killer is very particular about displaying the bodies!

I slept great!

But where on earth did Yato go?

Who knows?

He's probably passed out drunk somewhere.

That's it!

This fear-laden air...this is what I wanted to feel for myself!

AAAAH! HELP MEEE!

Is this some kind of fetish?

He's alive!?

Why? I know I felt the blow connect!

I never imagined he was this much of a pervert...

Wow, it's like a stunt from Jackass!

It's a hit!

Why are they laughing like crazy?

But luckily, no one has realized I'm the culprit.

In that case...

Well that was alarming.