Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

ladies and gentlemen,

Behold the world's greatest daredevil,

Kick buttowski!

Kick? Kick are you okay?

It's just pain, gunther.

Just pain.

Hey, dillweed.

Doing something lame again?

If by lame you mean facing certain doom

In the most "awesomest" stunt ever, then yeah,

He's lame, brad.

Hey, everyone.

My dillweed brother thinks he's

Some sort of stuntman.

Come on, let's all watch him lame out

And break his tiny little bones.

Dude, look at that shrimp.

What's your big stunt, little man?

Jumping an ant hill?

I got five bucks on multiple contusions.

Do they have a body cast that small?

Laugh now, but today you will watch in awe.

As kick buttowski conquers...

Dead man's drop.

It's impossible.

It's never been done.

You'll end up like dead man dave.

Gonna need my tricked-out, world-class speed machine.

An ironing board?

Ha! You gonna steam press your panties?

Gunther, you genius!

Anyone can try this insane stunt

On a skateboard, but an ironing board?

There's only one man for that.

Dillweed.

You got this, kick.

All you got to do is hook that sign.

Grab on, and you're home free.

Miss it, and it's a world of pain.

Oh.

Let's do this.

We go bindings? Check.

Camera? Check.

Tunes? Check.

Yippee!

Uncheck.

Yippee!

Showtime.

Hey.

Hurry up and beef.

I can't wait to show the world

Your epic fail.

Fail?

I don't do fail.

The sign, kick! Hook the sign!

He's gonna eat it so bad.

Aah, biscuits.

A-e-i-o-u.

And sometimes y!

Well, it took all blasted summer,

But i finally have the best rose bushes

In the cul-de-sac.

ahh!

I'm good.

Hey, kick,

You're naked.

Ha-ha, dillweed!

Failure now in hd.

Carefully i lower the forceps and firmly yank.

Ow!

Stop moving.

This is delicate butt surgery.

The guy on tv said carefully.

Do you want me to get the thorns out or not?

Okay, do another.

Go ahead, do it. Do it!

Why'd you do it?

That wipeout is gonna be an internet classic.

But this is even better.

Say cheese.

Later, dillweeds.

That's it, brad.

You just mad my revenge list.

Gunther, the list.

Brad.

Don't worry, kick.

Nobody is gonna see that video.

Three... four million tops.

Sure there'll be a period of incredible sadness

Followed by six to eight months of social ostracism.

And come high school you'll never get a date

And probably die a lonely, lonely man.

But it could be worse.

Tell everyone 8:00, dead man's drop.

What are you gonna do?

It's time to kick buttowski.

Gosh, father, don't you worry about kick.

I'll take special care of the little rascal.

Have a wonderful evening.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You ain't going no where, dillweed.

Mom and dad said if i watch you good

They'll let me take my driver's test again.

Fifth times a charm.

Out of my way.

You're not out of nowhere.

You ready to give up?

Lights out.

knockout.

Taste on it, dillweed.

You'll be spending the rest of the night

Locked in your room.

I'm totally gonna ace that driver's test.

Maybe.

You just made my revenge list again!

kick, kick, do you read me?

Talk to me, gunther.

Where are you?

I can't keep the crowd entertained much longer.

Brad's got me on lockdown.

But i'll be there.

Freedom, here we come!

what the...

I can't believe my dillweed parents

Blocked the tankini lumberjack channel.

Gunther, i'm gonna need a distraction.

10-4, good buddy.

Who is it?

Tankini lumberjack.

Oh, hello.

Do you know where to lumberjack beach party?

Not this again, gunther.

Yeah!

Ah, biscuits.

What loud noise?

Kick!

kick!

Ladies and gentlemen, kick buttowski

Will now conquer dead man's drop.

Game over, dillweed.

I'm taking you home before mom and dad get back.

No one stands between me and my driver's license.

Gimme.

You're toast, small fry!

hook the sign, kick.

The sign.

Dude, you're the man.

Way to go, kick.

You are the man, kick.

That was sweet.

Carefully i lower the forceps

And firmly yank.

Hello, brad.

Say cheese.

Another internet classic.

Oh, my gosh, i just realized he has no pants on.

wow, billy stumps in person.

Billy stumps!