Superstore

- Yes! - No!

If we line up the voters this way,

they'll be shuttled towards the impulse buys.

There are going to be millions of new customers in here,

and you're focused on the chewing gum?

Why not funnel them towards, I don't know,

the big-ticket stuff?

Get your head in the game.

Oh, my head is in the game.

I've been here since 4:00 a.m.

I've already had three meals.

It's not even 7:00. That's too many meals.

It's 7:00. We should open.

Good idea. I'm on it.

Let the democratic process begin.

No, I'm in charge.

I get to let the voters in.

Let the democratic process begin.

- No, you messed it up. - I know what the code is.

Yeah, but I already put in the first three digits.

Okay, so what's clear?

That's enter. You got to go back.

No!

Great. Three wrong codes, so now we have to wait

five minutes before we can try again.

Yeah. Thanks, Dina.

I'm sorry. It'll be a few minutes.

Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, Election Day is here,

and we're offering up big discounts

on all American-made products.

So that's 40% off your generic medications,

inferior electronics, and cheese curls.

What is a comptroller?

Something to do with computers, I think.

Really? Or do those two words just sound the same?

- They sound the same. - Yeah.

Doesn't mean it's not true, though.

What is this?

"Official Cloud 9 Election Guide."

They're trying to tell us who to vote for!

I don't know what you're complaining about.

I love getting mail.

You don't think it's a little misleading?

For State Senator:

"Jack Peterson supports your right to work,"

which is basically just another way of saying "anti-union."

Let's not use the U-word.

- While Gary 'Slick' Langham"... - "Slick."

They're actually using the nickname his opponent gave him.

Langham "has never gone on record as being pro-America."

What's his problem?

Glenn, it just seems really shady.

Are they even allowed to do this?

Come on.

It's not like anyone around here ever reads anything anyway.

- Yeah, we do! - That's ridiculous.

Oh? What was the emergency safety memo

I sent out last week about?

- Um... - The...

See? Relax.

It'll be fine.

By the way, the answer was the building got an F

in tornado preparedness.

The inspector says this place is a house of cards.

Hey. I'm just reminding everyone to vote.

We want a 100% employee turnout.

A lot of people died so you could vote.

Also, a lot of horses died.

We always forget about the horses.

Oh, I'm not 18 yet.

You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote.

Well, I'll be definitely getting my vote on.

Hey!

Okay, good.

Also, voting time is unpaid.

Nobody paid those horses to die.

Cheyenne, can you keep a secret?

Oh, my God. Not really, but go.

Okay.

A few months ago, I found out that I'm actually undocumented.

- Oh. - Yeah.

Okay.

I don't know what that means.

It means that I'm an illegal alien.

No, I'm... I'm human,

who happens to live in the country illegally.

Oh. That's your secret?

I thought you were gonna tell me about how you're dating Jeff.

Wait. You know about that?

Yeah, but don't worry.

I only told my baby,

and she's not gonna tell anybody.

She doesn't have any friends.

Well, it doesn't matter anyway.

When Dina finds out I can't vote,

she'll figure out what's going on and fire me.

Oh, you can't just get one of those "I voted" stickers

and say that you voted?

Oh. Yeah. Right.

Chey!

You are so much smarter than what I tell people.

Aww, thank you.

So, do you love Jeff?

Shut up. I don't know. Maybe.

Oh, gosh, Syd, I guess if I was pressed,

I'd have to say

Buzz Aldrin, Bruce Lee, or Murphy Brown.

Beep. Beep. Java truck comin' through.

What're you doing?

American coffee for these American heroes.

Actually, the beans are from Rwanda,

but the water's from the good ol' faucet in the men's room.

Well, as I'm sure Syd here will tell you,

you can't give poll workers gifts.

That's called bribery.

Oh, that's okay.

Actually, I usually have a Danish with my coffee.

Oh.

- Yum. - So do I. Yeah.

Fine, I guess I'll go buy myself a Danish.

- Have a heavenly snack. - Enjoy it.

Yeah.

Could you move?

Oh, hi, I'm Glenn.

I really want these poll workers to love me.

I'm not the one throwing myself at Syd

like some kind of cigarette girl.

- Oh, please. - Yeah, please... move!

- No, I'm sitting here. - I'm putting this here.

No, well, put it somewhere else!

Find somewhere else for it go. No, I'm putting it there.

Aah, it's hot!

What did you do?

I didn't do it! You did it with your tushy!

Damn it. Distract them.

What?

It's totally slanted.

They're just pushing the pro-business,

anti-worker candidates.

What? A corporation doing something unethical?

To protect its interests?

This is shocking!

All right. Maybe Glenn's right.

Maybe it doesn't matter.

Hey, Marcus?

Who did you vote for for state senate?

Jack Peterson.

He's pro-freedom and anti-bad guys,

and those are two things I can get behind.

Hey, are we still on for drinks tonight?

- Please stop asking us. - No.

- We never were. - Ah, cool.

Well, we'll figure it out later.

God, people will believe anything

with the word "official" on it.

Do you know what we should do?

No, never mind. It's stupid.

No, I'm gonna say it.

We should make our own pamphlet with the truth.

Ooh.

A rogue pamphlet?

You're crazy, lady.

I think that's a great idea,

and I have layout experience.

- I was the editor... - Editor on your high school-

I already told you that story. Forget it.

- I am in. - Me too!

Couldn't be less interested.

Hey, should we invite Sandra to drinks tonight?

Or is it just the core four?

You guys are busy.

Everyone's busy.

Could I just snag one of these stickers?

Oh, these are just for people who voted.

Are you voting?

I would, but I just don't like any of the candidates.

Trump's all like...

And Hillary's all...

Anyway, enough politics. I just need a sticker.

Well, I'm sure the store sells stickers.

I'm not just trying to collect stickers.

I'm a grown man.

Oh, my God... is that James Brolin?

Who?

Barbra Streisand's husband?

Josh Brolin's dad?

Diane Lane's ex-father-in-law? Am I crazy?

Sir, you know who James Brolin is, right?

What's he running for?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. That's drying up real nice.

Did you write yourself in for attorney general?

Could've been anyone.

Come on. Hurry up.

You know we got to get these back before anyone notices.

You know what I just realized?

There's, like, 50 ballots here.

That could change the outcome of a close election,

and Missouri's a swing state,

so we could be changing the course of history.