Park Road - the Movie (Lærkevej - Til døden os skiller)

Hello, everyone.

I've written a speech so I don't mess it up.

- Welcome to our new home. - Thank you.

It's not brand new but it has to suit us.

And Elisabeth is quite worn out.

Well...

Go on, Sune.

- Sune? - Where's Sune?

- Sune! - What are you up to?

- Is it now? I had to pee. - Pee?

What's going on?

- Dear Elisabeth. - Get up.

You're a great woman. I haven't had that many, -

but you're the perfect lady for me.

- No! - Oh la la.

Will you marry me?

- No. - But I love you.

But you know I don't belive in marriage. Get up, honey.

I want to make you an honest woman out of you.

It's a bit too late for that.

Well...

All that's left to say is: Welcome to our housewarming!

- Cheers! - Cheers.

Oh no.

Elisabeth?

- Did you have enough to drink today? - Vodka and two bottles of Beaujolais.

- You passed out. - I'm fine now, honey.

Come on.

Is that surgical spirits?

- Why do you think she passed out? - Her body's sick of being a drunkard.

An alcoholic, not a drunkard. It's like nigger and black.

PARK ROAD

TILL DEATH DO US PART

AWAKE! LIFE IS A WONDERFUL GIFT

- Hi, Kim. - Hi, Sune.

I don't know...

I was wondering if you might have some...

- Marijuana. - Marijuana, Kim?

- It was silly. I'm sorry. - No, no, no! Relax.

- I have lots of pot. - Pot? That's what it's called. Pot.

It's the only fun I have after an Albanian shot me in the ass.

- It's Katrine's. She's disgusting. - Bloody disgusting.

- What about one of these? - Okay. Thank you.

- I didn't know you smoked pot. - Astrid and I often smoke...

We often do some pot.

- We haven't done this in 15 years. - We haven't done a lot in 15 years.

We're going to change that now.

- What do you mean? - Life is short, honey.

You can collapse at a party.

You have to be in it. Live fast, die young.

Okay, Kim Borg, aged 13. What do you want us to do?

I don't know. Anything.

- Did you buy cherry wine? - The first wine we had together.

How could you mistake this for a bottle of red wine?

I wasn't wearing my glasses when I went shopping for our first picnic.

It's not that funny.

I remember your glasses now.

You looked like a lemur.

Now you're bald, Kim.

Just look at that egghead.

You've grown pretty old, yourself.

Have you noticed how flabby your thighs are, Astrid?

Flab, flab. "Who is it?" "It's just me, Flabby Astrid."

With my flabby thighs and my big, red monkey bum.

You're so mean.

Horse bite.

- My arm hurts! - Try stretching it.

- You idiot! - I'm sorry.

- What are you doing? - I'm going home.

We haven't had the results yet.

Because they wear a white coat, they think we can wait all night.

- I'll explain to those monkeys... - We're going home.

- This place makes you ill. - Let's talk to the doctor.

Listen, honey. There's nothing wrong with me that I can't handle myself.

- There you are. We're leaving now. - You'd better wait a minute.

The tests show that you suffer from a very severe case of renal failure.

Renal failure? What do you take for that?

You need a kidney transplant.

Unfortunately, you're AB negative which is quite a rare blood group.

So it may be a bit difficult to find a suitable donor.

While you're waiting for a new kidney, you'll have to carry this.

When it starts beeping, you have to come here straight away.

How long will it be before... before it's too late?

It's hard to say.

It may be a question of months.

I'll loosen this one.

- There you go. - Thank you.

What's up, Adolf?

- Is it very obvious? - No, not at all.

Nazi pig!

Unbelievable.

- No! - He's just an old bugger.

- It's my old boyfriend, Penis Per. - Take it easy.

- What are we doing? - Quiet, Kim.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Astrid? - Oh my God. Per?

- Hi. - Hi.

- What are you doing? - We wanted some candy.

If I want candy, I have to have it.

I remember.

It's great to see you.

Astrid?

I'm sorry. Per, this is Kim, my husband.

Kim Borg. I'm married to Astrid.

- Kim and Astrid Borg. - Per.

You're lucky. I only had the pleasure of Astrid during our studies.

- Wouldn't it be nice to meet up? - Yes.

- I don't think so. - Not like that. I'm happily married.

- Maybe we could meet, the four of us. - That's a good idea.

- You could come to dinner. - This Saturday?

- At seven? - Fine.

- Hey! - Hi, Torben. How is she?

- Heil, Astrid. - A sofa fell on it.

I see. I need to borrow this charmer.

If he can take his eyes off your wife.

Will you give Elisabeth this? I need some air.

I'd better... Give Elisabeth my best.

- See you on Saturday. - At seven.

- Can't she have one of my kidneys? - Are you AB negative?

You get so much money for research. You must be able to fix this.

- Doesn't she have any siblings? - No, she doesn't.

- Won't you help me? - No.

- You're childish. - You flirted.

- I was overwhelmed. - By hormones.

- Do you have so little confidence? - Yes.

No. Is it one of the questions where I've suddenly said your ass is big?

No matter what you say, they're coming for dinner.

Why is he called Penis Per? Is it the size of his...

Or what?

I just want some friends. We never see anyone.

- That's not true. - Who?

Torben and Elisabeth and Sune.

- They're our neighbours. Please try. - You're enough for me.

- What happened to living fast? - Not with Penis Per!

- Hey. - Hi, kids.

- Are we expecting guests? - Yes.

Some friends are coming over tomorrow.

- Hi. Are you home? - You bet I am.

- Do you want to go for a run? - Don't you have renal failure?

We all have some failures. Shall we?

- Hi! - Elisabeth?

- Are you okay? - Never been better.

Strong as an ox.

I just need to stretch.

- What are you doing? - Hi, honey.

I'm just taking a run with Andreas.

Are you crazy? You're ill.

You need dialysis treatment.

Elisabeth, I know what I'm doing. You'll feel a prick.

- If it hurts, just squeeze my arm. - Yes.

- What's going on? - You're bleeding.

There.

Look, Torben. It's important that the needle goes in straight.

It's very simple.

It looks like it's working. Would you throw this out?

How are you feeling?

- Don't tell Torben. - Elisabeth...

It's now. Astrid, get her up. It's the beeper.

Get up, fat ladies. The kidney is here.

- Get those tubes out of her. The bag. - Torben!

- It's the dishwasher. - What?

Take a walk.

- He's driving me crazy. - He loves you.

- You'd think he was ill. - You'd think you weren't.

I'll be fine.

Did you consider asking someone to be a donor?

I won't bloody run around begging my neighbours for organs.

It's okay to ask for help. Even if you're you.

I don't need help. I don't want someone else's kidney.

I'm going to fix my own.

Diet, exercise, miracles.

"Take a walk", she said. You're never allowed to help her.

I just want my old Elisabeth back.

I understand.

What blood group is it?

- I don't know. - I need a kidney.

AB negative. Do you know where you can buy one?

Brazil. They have a good reputation for that sort of thing.

Why don't you just find someone with the same blood group?

Quiet.

I'd like to have a blood sample from all of you.

- Astrid is going to take them. - Yes.

The one who turns out to be AB negative will win this.

I inherited it from my dad. The major.

It's very valuable. And it's decorative.

- Questions? - Why do you want a blood sample?

Didn't I tell you? That's right.

The winner of the competition will donate a kidney to Elisabeth -

- and at the same time win this exceptional armour.

It's a big decision, but Elisabeth needs a new kidney.

If she's going to survive. So if...

- She can have my kidney. - That's the spirit, Sune.

And he's a cripple. Let's go.

- Aren't you going to change? - I did.

- That's underwear, Astrid. - What's yours? Dog walking gala?

- I'm not sending the wrong signals. - You can say that again.

- Something yummy for Penis Per. - And his wife.

- We're leaving now. - Okay. Here's some money.

Have fun. Bye, honey.

Yuck, mum. I could feel your tongue.