Little Otik (Otesánek)

Next!

Come on!

Anything for us Mr. Mladek?

Not today. Were you expecting something Mrs. Stadlerova?

Nothing in particular. Just so I could take it with me.

- Bye then. - Goodbye.

Don't go far, lunch will be ready in a minute.

Hello.

Hello.

Alzbetka!

- Nothing for Mrs. Horakova again. - Nothing?

- She's got nothing in her tummy. - And what should she have in it?

- A baby. - You're too young for that.

- Your soup will get cold. - Lf you don't have one,

then I think she should. I'm the only child in the building.

- Look don't keep on! - Wait!

- You've got friends at school. - They're all two-faced idiots.

I want someone all to myself. I'm very possesive.

You're what?

What is she?

- He wanted to touch me again. - Don't keep making things up.

He is as frail as anything, his legs can hardly carry him.

That kind are the worst.

Hello.

Hello. Wait Alzbetka.

Here. Have one.

I'm not allowed to take things from strangers.

But I'm not a stranger. Don't you know me?

- I do. - You see? Here...

What if it's contagious.

Charon, Charon, Charon.

Chocolates that melt in your mouth.

If it's going to be chocolate it's got to be Charon!

I've invited the Horaks to the cottage for the weekend.

The rest are all poisonous rubbish.

- That'll be more like a funeral. - But I feel so sorry for them.

Perhaps Mr. Horak has slow sperm

C'mon dad!

Miroslav Zalesky, Sexual Dysfunction and...

Who bought her this?

Rock a bye baby On the tree tops

When the wind blows The cradle will rock

Thank you.

It'll need a lot of work, but you won't lose on it.

At least it'll take her mind off things.

The owner is called Kadlec. I'll find his number for you.

Did you wet yourself again? A big girl like you?

Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Who is supposed to clean it up?

Are you incontinent?

So Horak bought it. Don't give me any of that...

- You know I can't stand it. - It's not going to kill you.

For a hundred and eighty grand.

- He's got his work cut out. - It might speed up his sperm.

C'mon dad!

FAIRYTALES

Thanks. You've saved me a lot of work with that.

We're neighbours. Today I help you and tomorrow you help me.

Before I forget - don't leave any valuables here.

They broke into our place twice. We take everything with us.

Alzbetka!

Why don't you answer when I'm calling you?

- Are you going already? - Yes, while the roads are quiet.

- I still have some work to do. - Dad's already in the car.

Guess what I've got for you?

Wait, he's newly varnished, it's still wet.

Quick, pass me the blanket.

Did you hear what I said?

Make it quick!

My God! What are you waiting for?

Wait with him.

Don't just stand there, get me the powder!

At the back, on the first shelf. And the nappies.

Hold him.

Powder baby's bottom so it doesn't get all red.

Good boy...

We wrap you all up so that you'll be warm and cosy.

We're leaving!

Enough is enough!

It's just a piece of wood, a piece of wood...

- Look! - Let go of him!

It's a piece of wood. Look, it's a piece of wood.

A piece of wood... Look, wood...

Nothing but a piece of wood.

First you give me hope, then you snatch it away.

It's a piece of wood...

- Give me back my baby! - Wood...

- Give me back my baby! - Wood...

- Give me back my baby! - Wood...

Give me back my baby!

I'm not going to take him from you. But think what people

will say if we come from the weekend with a baby?

They'd think we'd stolen it.

Sit down.

Let's think about it calmly.

Look, we'll come here every weekend, right?

So we'll put him down in here,

and he'll rest nicely...

When we come back we'll find him here waiting for us.

Come on. Let's go.

Congratulations Mr. Horak. I believed it would happen one day

- It wouldn't be natural... - What do you mean?

You don't have to pretend. Your wife told us everything.

Mrs. Stadlerova has given us some of Alzbetka's old things.

- Good God, what have you done? - What?

How are we going to get out of this?

When people find out they're all going to laugh at us.

- What did you tell her? - Who?

Mrs. Stadlerova!

I only told her that I was pregnant.

You should have seen how pleased she was.

Did you tell anybody else?

No, only her.

Wait a few days and tell Mrs. Stadlerova

that it was a NEPRAVDA alarm. Understand?

- But why should I lie to her? - Wait a minute...

What do you mean, lie?

- You know it's impossible. - Close your eyes.

Come on, close them.

Alright.

That's a stupid joke.

Karel, come here.

Come on.

What's all that for?

The first month, second month, third month, fourth month,

fifth month, sixth month, seventh month, eighth month

and the ninth month.

What's this game all about?

We can have our child with us all the time.

- Not just on weekends. - Bozenka...

And nobody can say we stole him from somewhere.

I'll give birth to him properly.

And lean to the left, and to the right...

Now stretch your back to the left, and to the right...

Don't forget you're only supposed to be pregnant.

Let's read a bit.

Look, that's a frog. A green frog.

Say green... Get away!

Grass is green too, and so is moss, pickles, cabbage...

Wait here a minute, mummy will be right back.

Mummy! Mrs. Horakova's given birth!

Don't be silly Alzbetka. In her fourth month?

Really it's true. I saw it with my own eyes.

Good God, I hope...

Karel!

- Karel! Lunch is ready. - You scared me.

Hurry, before it gets cold.

What's up?

There must be some mistake. I'm not celebrating anything.

You're so secretive. Here's to our father-to-be.

- So you already know. - You can't keep a secret from us

Mum, can I ask you about my prenatal life?

- The girl's obsessed. - Leave her alone.

- What would you like to know? - Before I was born did you...

sometimes take me out of your tummy and put me back in again?

- What kind of nonsense is that? - Wait!

- What do you mean? - Well, like kangaroos do.

- Is your mother a kangaroo? - Stop!

- No, it's different with people. - I know.

- But are there any exceptions? - Definitely not.

At least not that I've heard of.

Bozenka...

You've been drinking!

Yes. We've been celebrating your pregnancy at work.

Bozenka, come to me...

Come here my little pregnant kitty...

Are you crazy?

Do you want me to have a miscarriage?

Hello Mr. Zlabek. How are you doing?

Well, I can't say...

Why not trade apartments with someone on the ground floor?

- Those stairs will kill you. - Naah. Where's Alzbetka today?

Alzbetka, where are you? Come on.

- Say hello to Mr. Zlabek! - Hello.

Hello!

Where are you running off to? Wait!

Silly girl.

- Careful, or you'll hurt him. - Look at what you're doing?

I can't stand how that paedophil undresses me with his eyes.

Who undresses you? She'll drive me mad one day.

God bless you. You're rounding out nicely.

- I'm in my fifth month. - Not long now.

Once you're past the half way mark you're really on your way.

It should be kicking.

- Of course it's kicking. - Can I feel?

What are you doing?

You'll have to excuse her, she's not herself today.

Get out of here, you nuisance!

Now let's give you a good wash. The water is nice and warm.

You'll like it.

Look, if you're going to talk nonsense at least don't lisp.

Look after him and don't interfere.

Hold him properly.

Mummy's back.

Mummy's here again.

We're going to wash your head. Nice and easy...

You're a good little boy, huh? You're my good little boy...

And now we rinse carefully so we don't burn your little eyes.

I thought we would speed things up.

What do you mean speed up?

Well, I was just thinking that