Gintama. Porori hen

Gintama

Slip Arc

Diamonds are Unscratchable

GKB48's Request!! Watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV ♥

We would never let you leave looking so sad.

Why? Because...

We provide dreams to all of space

as the special unit of galactic idols.

That is why.

That's...

Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48?!

Why are they on Earth?

Guys, come to our meet-and-greet and wipe this bitter taste out of your mouths.

Otherwise your Bitchie will be so lonely, she'll cry.

I-I can't believe I get to meet the universe's top idols!

Is this some dream or fantasy?!

I'm going first!

No, I am!

Wait, what? Giant Knobhead Bitches 48?

No way... They're here in Edo?

They are Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48.

On several planets, top idol groups faced off in a public vote,

and only the centers whose groups placed at the top—

in other words, only the top of the top idols from across the galaxy—

formed this top idol group!

How many times are you gonna say "top"?

They're the biggest idols in the galaxy!

They traverse planets, nabbing the top idol spot on each one,

then move on to their next target.

If that special unit of idols is here in Edo and showed up in front of Otsu-chan,

that must mean their next target is...

Terakado Tsu.

We got a good look at how Edo's top idol does sales.

I'm amazed you sit at the top of the pile like that.

It seems Edo has the weakest idols of all the planets we've been to.

Let us show you how real idols

do meet-and-greets.

A-Are those...

Line up and come in one by one, guys.

We want to spend quality time with each of you.

Why have closed spaces if they're only gonna shake hands?

Challenge accepted. I'll go first.

Taka-chin?

You ran your mouth at Otsu-chan.

If this meet-and-greet ain't up to scratch, you'll be in real trouble.

Taka-chin!

Sorry, Shin-chan.

I honestly don't understand what you're trying to do with Otsu-chan right now.

But I believe that you'll protect her to the end.

I believe that she would never lose to these hussies!

Taka-chin!

Huh? Seriously?

Is this how it works?

Uh, why is it shaking?

Taka-chin!

Huh? Was he in his undies just now?

Taka-chin!

I hear weird noises. What is that? What's going on?

Taka-chin!

He was totally butt-naked! What're they doing?

Are they really shaking hands?

Taka-chin!

Uh, hold up. What is this?

They're not shaking hands at all. They're doing something totally different.

Taka-chin!

What is that? Something just came out.

What's going on in there? What're you guys doing?

Taka-chin!

Now his whole body's covered in pixels! What happened to him?

Taka-chin!

Taka-chin!

Taka-chin?

Taka-chin!

Taka-chin?

Taka-chin!

Taka-chin?!

Taka-chin!

Taka-chin!

Pull yourself together, Taka-chin!

What happened, Taka-chin?!

Once I get home, I'm gonna burn all my porn mags.

What'd they do to you?!

What'd they do to him? They clearly just did him!

They totally got down and dirty.

He looks like he released everything he had pent up. He's basking in the afterglow.

Taka-chin, tell me what happened inside.

Everything turned white.

Crap! Now he's turned completely white!

Once I get home, I'll try being nicer to Mom.

I'll try to find something good about Kamiji Yusuke.

Hey! People are getting enlightened in the afterglow one after another!

Wait, are you kidding me?

Seriously? Is this for real?

What, do they shake something other than hands on their planets?

Are you kidding me? Seriously? Is this for real?

Calm down, Gin-san!

Our meet-and-greet made everyone weak in the knees.

Terakado Tsu, we've rendered all your fans completely spineless.

They're wrapped around our fingers.

This is what real idols are capable of.

What the greatest galactic idol group is capable of.

What Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48 is capable of.

Uh, idols? You're practically just pr*******es!

What? How mean!

You know nothing about me!

You know nothing about what we were doing inside!

If you suspect us that much, why don't you try it yourself...

Our meet-and-greet.

I'll take the special course, please.

Meet-and-greet.

I can start a tab with you, right?

Like hell!

No... My fans, who've been behind me all this time...

All hail Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!

The ones who've supported me all this time...

In one moment, they all just...

No...

This can't be.

This can't be happening!

Otsu-chan!

H-Hey! How long are you gonna sleep, you dumbass?!

Wait, Otsu-chan!

We still have a bunch of pillow sales events lined up after this!

Hey!

She went down far easier than expected.

All hail Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!

But this isn't enough.

Getting these core idol fans on our side doesn't mean a thing.

All of Edo must watch as Terakado Tsu and Booger Diamonds 48 fall to pieces.

They need to know that we, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48, are the greatest idols alive.

Showtime is only just beginning.

I see.

Otsu-chan's still holed up?

She seems to be taking it really hard.

Sorry. It's all our fault for being so useless.

Oh, no. I made her form a unit to put her under this exact kind of pressure.

But I can't believe they came gunning for Otsu at the same time.

She's hit rock bottom, and she may not climb back up.

Otsu-chan will definitely bounce back!

She'd never lose to those people!

Yeah. Right now, we don't stand to make any mon—

I mean, make a decent impression, so give us a chance to turn this around.

Otsu's not alone.

If she's hit rock bottom, there's still something I,

along with Booger Diamonds 48, can do to help her.

I want her to remember that.

There's nothing any of you can do.

I mean...

Terakado Tsu Cries Outside a Love Hotel!!

Producer Carries BDZ48 Member Home!

You're all down there with her.

There they are!

It's Booger Diamonds 48's producer, Mr. Sakata!

What was Otsu-chan doing in front of a love hotel?

Is it true that you're using your position as producer

to screw around with your agency's idols?

You've got the wrong idea!

I was the one who was with Otsu-chan! I'm her manager!

We were just talking about work—

So the producer and manager are both screwing around with their agency's idols?

Did you listen to a word I said?!

Well?

You know they're gonna twist your words, Shinpachi.

Just get through it by saying "Whatever. I don't care."

They'll twist that even worse!

We've done nothing wrong. No need to run or hide.

That's right.

Besides, Gin-chan and I have gone long past "taking home." We live together.

What do you mean, you live together?

He keeps me at home without pay

and makes me do all kinds of stuff from morning to night until I can't stand.

Nothing wrong with that.

Everything about that sounds wrong!

Sakata-san, are you a lolicon p**o?

I'm not a p**o! The P stands for producer!

I'm not a lolicon, either!

So you're a p**o P?

Knock it off already, you rotten cue ball!

Did you hear that verbal abuse?

I no longer have any fans cheering me on.

Showbiz really is seedy, huh?

Well, everyone in the entertainment business is like this.

I don't have anyone on my side.

Should've seen it coming.

Otsu and Her Manager

Super Edo Scoop

Otsu-chan's in big trouble, and it's all our fault!

Tch.

Who woulda thought this would happen right before the release of the debut single?

We've been had.

The background on this photograph has been shopped.

In other words, you were used in a plot to bring Otsu down...

by Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48.

Th-They were behind this?

They're a special squad that has destroyed top idols on all kinds of planets.

They're not picky about their methods.

They'll pay for this.

Let's expose their tactics and condemn them!

They have tremendous influence with media across the galaxy.

It'll never see the light of day.