Couple Breaking (Keo peul beu re king / 커플브레이킹)

That which is attached to another is bound to come loose.

Right after a blind date.

Everything has an expiration date.

Refunds must be made within 15 days.

Eyewash must be used within 1 month after opening.

A planner lasts 1 year.

A gold medal lasts 4 years.

And love lasts...

Dated: 59 months kissed: 1774 times

Expiry date: ?

- Did you wait long? - No.

Good to see you again. The usual?

- Yes. - No.

Yes.

I gotta win this one. Number 4.

What should we do today?

What do you want to do?

The weather's nice. How about a drive?

We can go to Chuncheon for some buckwheat noodles.

It's yellow dust season.

Man, this one's a loser.

How about a movie, then?

We haven't been to the movies once this year.

It'll be a waste of money.

You can see it on TV soon. Or the Internet.

Give me some water.

This broth is a bit salty today.

Why aren't you eating?

You know I don't like greasy broth.

Well you've been fine with it until now.

Hey, put that on your own plate.

Think you could be a little more hygienic for me?

You aren't hungry? Don't eat then.

Couple Breaking

The daylight plan, sir?

The base cost is $4.50.

For every 10 seconds you'll be charged 15 cents during the day...

...and 20 cents after 8pm.

Yes. Sure, sir!

[Han Yeo Kyung requested you to sign on to a couple's plan.]

You should be in a couple's plan with your boyfriend, not me!

I never talk to him for more than 5 minutes.

I talk to you for at least 30 minutes.

Maybe an hour?

I guess.

You must be the reason I can't get a man.

You don't have any plans this Saturday, do you?

No I have the day off, so I'll be sleeping in.

Oh I have to watch reruns of American Idol. Why?

Let's have dinner.

You buying?

Sure. We decided it'd be on the birthday girl.

Birthday girl?

Oh it's your birthday.

Yeah.

Sorry. I totally forgot.

So, your boyfriend's birthday must be coming up, too.

It's in the same month, right?

Yeah. It's two weeks from Saturday. Let's have dinner then, too.

Really?

Wow I'd have to adjust my budget.

You don't need to bring gifts. You know that.

Well, it's the least I can do.

Why don't the two of you celebrate your birthday on your own?

No way. Come on, let's go somewhere nice and have some fun.

He'd never take me to a fancy restaurant if you weren't coming.

His taste in food hasn't changed at all.

No. He says pasta and pizza are too greasy,

But loves ox bone broth with fat floating on the surface.

Which do you think is more greasy?

I like them all.

Man, you're the most unromantic.

You should be having a candlelight dinner on your girl's birthday.

With balloons and the whole lot. Just totally mesmerize her.

We're not kids.

You callous bastard.

Yeo Kyung should be crowned for being so devoted.

I mean, what does she see in you?

You're not rich or good looking. You aren't even that nice.

In no way do you deserve such a...

Stop that nonsense.

Why are you still single if you're so knowledgeable about women?

I'm not like those other single guys.

I choose to be single, because...

I want to enjoy my short single life to the fullest.

Man, this is not how I should be spending my precious weekend.

Stop complaining.

When the four of us get together, you always have the most fun.

True. I'm beginning to take a fancy to Sin Ae, because of you two.

You two look good together.

Really?

Is she still single?

Happy birthday!

Should we toast to our beautiful friend Yeo Kyung?

Cheers! Happy birthday!

Have a safe trip home.

You two... I'll be going now.

Let's go.

Want me to come in?

What? No.

It's messy in there. You said you had to go to work early tomorrow.

Yeah I do.

Oh wait. Here.

What is it?

It's nothing. I thought you'd like it.

Thank you.

Yeah I like it.

Well, good night.

Good night.

All I wanted was a bouquet of roses.

I've been hinting at it for the last few months.

I think I'm falling out of love.

Why?

Dating is no fun.

We're bored with each other and don't want to do much together.

He's like a brother to me now.

How long have you been together?

It'll be five years next month.

Really?

What? Such a beauty as myself has been single for 5 years?

Is this normal?

Is love supposed to fade like this with time?

Now you're back to normal. You were abnormal until now.

They say love has an expiry date for human survival.

Survival?

Right.

For survival, you gotta make money, cook, raise children.

If you were crazy in love all the time, you'd get heart failure.

Yeah, but this is too much.

I don't even want to kiss him.

Don't want to kiss him?

No.

This is serious.

There's just one answer.

What is it?

A romantic trip for two?

Yeah, maybe we should go on a trip together.

Go on as many trips as you want.

They won't make your hormones shoot off like before.

Then, what?

Marry him.

What?

It's the natural step to take for couples like you.

It's the best way to cure boredom.

Getting prepared for such an event will take your mind off things.

Really?

What do you want?

Jung Suk, help. I'm in trouble.

What?

What is this? You said you were in trouble?

Come on, man. Sit.

I am in trouble. I'm about to get in trouble with the hottest girls.

Come here, sit.

Didn't I tell you that I knew some seriously sexy babes?

Check out their nice curves and pretty faces.

What if we get bored after we get married?

You worry too much.

Once you get married, there will be a whole slew of events.

Like what?

Pregnancy of course.

You'll get pregnant, get morning sickness, and then... deliver.

And years will fly by as you try to feed and raise the kid.

Don't cry, dear.

Water!

What a crybaby! She must take after you.

What's wrong with you?

You're so pathetic to be out this late buying drinks for those kids.

You have fun. I'm leaving.

Hey, Jung Suk. Wait. Wait...come on.

Do this for your friend, man. You don't have to pay for anything.

Just join in and have fun.

If you have that kind of money, use it on your car payments.

Man, you make me sick.

That's not the way to live. Be honest with me.

Haven't you ever thought about being with another girl?

Never.

Gosh.

It's not like you're married. I'm not saying you should betray her.

Just saying, let's hang out with some fresh faces just for today.

Just for refreshment?

Go ahead, get all the refreshment you want. I'm leaving.

You don't know the first thing about love.