Sex & Onmyoji (本当はエロい日本の裏伝奇 泡姫陰陽師)

This is a fictional story. Characters, events, venues, history and ideology in it are entirely from the imagination.

Fights over money between yakuza and Chinese mafia have decreased due to economic changes.

Under the bright lights of Shinjuku, Tokyo, Nicho-me has a gay district.

Kabuki-cho has male escorts.

This is the area where men become horny.

Hey, Ryuji!

Do you love me? Are you in love with me?

I love you.

I love you, Denko!

You say the same thing to other customers, don't you?

I told you I didn't.

I don't usually have sex with customers.

If I wasn't serious about it, I wouldn't have come all the way to a hotel.

Ryuji! Put it in already!

Then you put it in as well.

More bottles...

It's hard to become the number one seller of the month.

I'd be happy if you ordered another 2 or 3 bottles of Pindon.

I don't have any more money.

What are you talking about? You're one of the elite office workers from Marunouchi.

I think it's about time for you to have a bonus.

But I have already bought you a car with my wage advances.

How about dating a guy for money?

But I'll turn 30 this year.

You are the first generation to experience this trend, aren't you? Didn't you do it in high school?

No way.

I was studying all the time.

That's why I was able to enter a top university and my current company.

That's why I work with my current boss.

If you don't have money, nothing matters anymore.

Your life is now meaningless!

Onmyodo is a philosophy based on the Yin-Yang Theory and the Five Elements Theory.

It originates from ancient China but developed independently in Japan

It consists of physics, astrology, magic tricks and spells.

The Yin-Yang theory states that everything originates from Yin and Yang and has two opposite sides.

The Five Elements - wood, fire, earth, metal, and water - which are the main elements, are added to that.

Onmyodo is called The Theory of Yin-Yang and the Five Elements.

The one who acquires such capabilities is called Onmyoji.

During the Heian era, they were official members of the palace.

They would come among civilians secretly.

They even created the Ninja Magic during the Civil War era.

Tokugawa prohibited the Yin-Yang theory as a way to block external ideologies.

However, Japan was forcefully opened by Perry from the US and the Meiji government was created.

This is how Japan learned about Western science and technology.

Meiji Japan treated Onmyodo as non-scientific.

Despite its 2,000-year long history and after having been part of Shinto, Onmyodo does not exist today.

How are you?

Are you here for worship?

Not particularly...

Holy SeimeiShrine Present-Day Onmyoji 64th Generation of the Abe Family Kiyoaki Abe Luck Improvement, Bad Luck Prevention, Exorcisms, Various other Prayers

Are you a present-day Onmyoji?

No, I am just in training.

I am...

Denko Azuma, an elite office worker from Marunouchi, right?

You are in trouble because your lover is possessed.

You are in trouble because your lover is possessed.

Your trick isn't very good. You've seen the email I sent, haven't you?

Kiyoaki Abe of the 64th generation will be here for you soon.

This way.

Kiyoaki Abe is a direct family member of the Abe family.

The Abe family took care of Onmyodo during the Heian era.

Kiyoaki is the 64th Onmyoji in this line and a modern practitioner of his art.

That is...

That is the Five Limbs spell. The figure is your avatar.

My avatar?

Denko!

What are you doing here?

You haven't visited me ever since.

- I've been waiting for you. - Ryuji!

Denko! If you keep being mean to me, I will leave.

I knew it was some devil.

Are you an Onmyoji?

Not just any. The 64th Onmyoji of the Abe family created by Seimei Abe, Kiyoaki Abe!

You! Go away!

Ryuji!

Father! What is...

He must have been dead already.

Some devils control dead bodies.

You told me you would exorcise the devil!

I thought you would save Ryuji!

Denko! Ryuji was already dead...

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Murderer! You're a murderer!

Ryuji was my everything.

Bring back my Ryuji!

You should've died instead!

- Die! Die! Die! - Really?

Die!

Denko! Don't!

- Are you okay? - Seiko! No!

Seiko!

I've not had a body this comfortable in a while.

I have so much energy.

You're a devil!

Forehead, both arms, belly...

Another Five-Elements Devil!

Abe Onmyoji, I will wipe you off this earth!

Father!

No! I will come!

I should do something!

I can't concentrate!

Can you get over your own pleasure?

Goddamn devil!

I already figured out who you are!

You are... You are...

So what?

This is terrible!

You are the worst kind!

I'll completely destroy your dick!

And I will live for 100 years!

Father!

Onmyoji! I knew you would have a lot of energy!

I am going to let you go.

Wait! Seiko!

Father!

The Revival Spell, right?

Yes.

It's a bit awkward to say, but you'd better wear something.

I got no say in the matter. Only ones last appearance is reflected.

- Just get over it. - Fine.

You can't defeat that devil.

I know, but I can't let her go either.

Seiko! It's time for you to train more.

Go to Yoshiwara and visit her.

Sayuri at Tsuchimikado.

Yoshiwara?

Also, please do me a favor regarding this.

Is this a Magical Object or Charm?

Loan Agreement Seimei Abe

Loan agreement...

Yoshiwara is a gigantic red-light district which has been going on for 300 years since the Edo era.

Ever since the opening of Japan, it became famous for samurais with their incredibly detailed swords...

and their magical skills of sword-wielding.

Equally famous became Mt. Fuji with its stunning landscape...

and Yoshiwara with its women dedicated to seducing men.

Meiji Japan wanted to increase its wealth and military power to become one of the strongest countries.

In 1904, about 37 years later, it defeated Russia in a war with its modern weaponry and surprised the world.

And in 1941, Zero Sen, the completely Japan-made fighter, overwhelmed American and British military in...

Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, Malaysia, and Singapore.

It thus showed the world the power of samurais who learned science.

Pierre Boulle, a writer who was taken prisoner by Japanese military, wrote a SF novel...

about his surprise of getting caught by Asians, who he had considered as mere monkeys.

The novel is called The Planet of Apes and is still popular in the world to this day.

The counterattacks of the Western world against the colored race were devastating.

Japan was totally destroyed.

American Commander McArthur disbanded the military and initiated a new constitution.

He prohibited karate, judo, kendo and erased Shintoism.

Apparently, he thought Japan had to become a state of the US.

The Women Liberation Policy of the GHQ prohibited brothels and created laws prohibiting prostitution.

Having sex with anyone for compensation is hereby forbidden.

In Japan, any sex for money became illegal.

However, Yoshiwara didn't cease to exist.

Brothels have private-room structures. What we're talking about is Soaplands.

If a female companion voluntarily helps a man clean himself, this is considered an ordinary relationship.

It isn't considered prostitution.

This legal loophole is used for AV, Japan's porn, as well.

Since the mosaic covers the genitals, it's not real sex.

In other words, the AV actress does not hav sex with someone for compensation.

This is today's Yoshiwara, Senzoku 4, Taito and Tokyo.

There is even a rumor that James Cameron secretly visited here when Titanic was released.

This is the largest Soapland district.

Since Seimei Shrine owed a lot of money, Seiko came here as her father instructed.

I see. Kiyoaki is dead?

Yes. He lost to a devil in a fight.

And you are his daughter?

Yes. I am the 65th generation.

Seiko Abe. It's written as Haruko but pronounced Seiko.

Excuse me, but where did you meet my father, Sayuri-san?

I am one of the Abe family as well.

I am the daughter of the lover of the 63rd generation.

In other words, I am your father's half-sister.

Then you are my aunt.

That's right.

I was also a trainer once.

But I was expelled when I was 16.

And then I came here, to Yoshiwara.

So, did Kiyoaki tell you to train here?

Yes! Please accept me!

I guess there is nowhere for you to go after the shrine is taken.

That's true.

But the work here is not that easy.

I am already prepared.

Alright, Miss "Written as Haruko but pronounced Seiko !"

How many times have you had sex so far?

Sex!

I can play some instruments...

I'm not talking about saxophone. S-E-X!

I am wearing socks.

They use natural ceramics to improve health by facilitating blood circulation.

They are very warm.

Stop fooling around. Those are socks!

- The number six? - Six!

- Or cigarettes? - That's tax !

It doesn't even work well with that word. Can't you do a better job?

Sorry.

So, what is sex?

Sorry! Sorry!

Sex is sex! That thing between a man and a woman!

Sexual intercourse! Don't play innocent!

The sexual activity between a man and a woman...