Permanent Roommates

- Hello? - Hi Tanu! What are you doing?

- What's the time? -uh..It's 7:30.

-Where? There or in India? - In India.

- Tell me. What are you doing? - Frying pakodes

- Are you still having oily food? Didn't the doctor tell you not to?

- Mikesh, it's 7:30 in the morning yaar, what is this?

Sorry

I just wanted to say Good Morning

Hm. ok. Good Morning.

FUCK!

Girlfriend.

Got a little upset.

How are you?

You need to make an entry

I'm not going jogging today, you go!

Ritu..Ritu. We have a major situation! Mikesh is in India!

What are you blabbering about early morning?

He's joining from next month. He's in the US right now.

No! Trust me! I know he's here!

Garbage?

Mikesh.

Why would he surprise you like this?

It's not even your birthday and Valentine's day is also gone.

Go back to sleep, man.

That's what I'm terrified of!

This can mean only one thing!

Are you serious?

NO!

I'm just not ready, yaar!

Then say No.

No no no no no

I can't!

I can't hurt his feelings.

Tanya!

Oye!

What if he just came to meet you?

If I know him right,

Then he's right outside the door, on his knees, with a ring in his hand.

You've been in a long distance relationship for 3 years,

and you both dated for just a month before that

Why would anyone propose like this?

You're overthinking.

I know him!

The first thing he'll say to me after coming back to India is...

Will you marry me?

Just relax. Calm down. Open.

Go go.

Madam, please tie up the garbage bag. The cat litters everything.

801?

801!

901!

Ass !!!

Mikesh?

Tanya!

Tanya Nagpal, will you marry me?

Mikesh! Move to the side a bit.

Sorry.

So?

How did you like the surprise?

It was great. right?

ya..umm

Actually... umm...

Mikesh...

About that...

We need to talk.

We have all the time we need

Won't you make your future husband some tea?

Ok.

Hey! Ruchi!

Wassup?

Heard a lot about you.

Hi. "Ritu"!

Mikesh.. "Ritu" is a girl's name!

Can I speak to you for a minute?

We'll be back in two minutes?

What's all this about tea and stuff? When are you going to tell him?

Ritu! He just arrived. I'll tell him after lunch.

After lunch? At the pace he's moving, you'll have two kids by then.

Hey guys!

Wassup?

We are talking about sanitary pads...

Cool.

It's a sexy flat!

Woah, Donald Duck!

How much do you get one for?

Umm.. Mikesh,

Ya. Tell me!

Actually, there's this...er...

Er...

I'll just go!

I'll go.

She's great, man.

Is she single?

Should I introduce her to Tiwari?