Greek

- Previously on Greek... - I'm so happy when I'm around you.

And I'm happy when I'm around you too.

You never mentionned that you knew a KT.

Heath... We met during rush. It's no big deal.

Vesuvius is a homecoming legend.

It's the party against which all other parties are judged.

Farewell, my sisters!

Keep the principles of Zeta Beta Zeta close to your hearts always.

- I'm sure I'm gonna miss Lizzie. - Really?

Not at all.

We've eyes and ears everywhere. There won't be any second chances here.

We can't desert our sister now. If Rebecca goes,

- I go. - You're really going agaisnt me?

Anyway, I thought I could do my sister lead duties and offer

to relieve your responsabilities.

I know what she's doing. She solidifies her power base among the freshmen.

Frannie can't run for president again.

It's against national rules. She was officially removed.

Truce?

Friends close, enemies closer?

You're gonna have to do a lot better than that.

Verdammt!

What did the Germans do now?

I'm sorry. Part of my RA job

is to plan the resident's annual Galileo party.

It's this weekend, I've been trying to find a place for weeks.

The Deutsche Hause was my last hope.

I didn't know engineers had theme parties too.

Yeah... just this one.

But, who cares, it's not important,

other things are important. I'll figure something out.

Of course you will, that's why you're a genius.

If you can understand

that book, you can plan a party.

Wait. Party planner. I'm gonna put that on my career shortlist.

But you're an English major.

I am, but unlike your major,

it doesn't come with a built-in career path.

Everyone speaks English, which is why,

I was thinking, this might serve as a stepping stone to something else.

Like...

- Publishing? - No!

A job at Nationals.

I have to go to this convention.

So I thought if I have to be dragged away from spending

the weekend with you, which is all I really wanna do,

the least I could do is make the best of it.

Use this weekend for a little networking.

I have to do something after graduation.

You could do anything...

because you're amazing.

Once the candy hits the soda,

everybody needs to stand back.

Waiting will make it all the sweeter.

Ah, good afternoon.

Refreshing mint...

officer? Sergeant at arms?

Commandant?

Fire marshal.

Just doing the rounds to make sure all the houses are up to code.

We might as well keep moving because when it comes to codes,

the Kappa Taus have them covered.

From Morse to Da Vinci.

There's your first violation, right there.

There's your second.

Greek 2x06 See You Next Time Sisters

Benj!, Coke, Kasius.

Good afternoon, miss.

Can I interest you in a gently used blow-up doll?

That's so disgusting.

How about a nice throw rug?

It's lightly stained,

which really just gives it the nice, antique feel.

No... I'm only...

Are you in the market for...

a wig made of human hair?

I'm on my way to class, and I just have to use the bathroom.

Well, in that case, it'll be 25 cents, cash only.

Dammit!

It's been five hours and zero sales.

What about the Tri-Pi that paid me $3 to shave her initials in my chest?

Thank you, pledge.

Let's talk about something important.

Heath, put the beer down.

Beer's for closers only.

I said put the beer down!

It's ABC.

Always Be Closing.

Now, you've gotta sell, or you hit the bricks.

Or, in this case, we all hit the bricks!

Because that son of a bitch fire marshal gave us 30 days

to fix all eight of our violations.

And to bring our sprinkler system to code.

And it's gonna cost us,

so we've got to sell.

Are we gonna lose the house, Cap?

All we gotta do is raise six grand really, really, fast.

Don't get me wrong, you look amazing,

but is that gonna be comfortable on a plane?

Where did dressing for comfort ever get anyone?

I dress the way I want people to see me.

Even on a plane. And definitely when I'm at the ZBZ convention.

You are going to outshine

everyone there, anyway.

I know.

Evan, I'm not one of those needy girls who requires

support and encouragement to prop me up.

But I appreciate the thought.

We need to go!

Don't forget to RSVP to the Dean's Spring reception.

It's a real honor we've been invited.

Yes, dear.

Who knew there were so many different shades of pink?

I know! I love it!

- Don't love that. - What?

How much does it suck that she got to be here,

just 'cause she's pledge educator.

No sucking. I'm here to impress Nationals,

and since Frannie is persona non grata with them

she can't touch me.

Now, where's Tegan? She's number one on my ass-kissing list.

I'm not leaving this convention without a summer internship.

And I'm not leaving without one of those ZBZ beverage cozies.

And bookmarks!

They're free!

Casey Cartwright?!

As I live and ZB breathe.

Come here.

I'm so happy to see you!

Here, in the folds of sisterhood.

- Hi, Lizzie. - Wait.

We forgot the secret ZBZ handshake.

The registration table is low on seminar packets.

I'm on it, Te Te.

Poor Te Te's been spreading herself thin between Grand Council duties

and the convention.

I was hoping to say hi, talk to her about a summer internship.

But maybe I'll wait until she's in a better mood.

Good luck with that.

- Mind if I come in? - Yes?

I can't find anywhere to hold the Galileo party on campus,

so I'm just letting everyone know it's canceled. I'm sorry.

G-darn it! This campus has endless available locations for undeserving,

pervedted students that want to act inappropriately,

but when a group of elite academics

want to blow off some steam, while debunking Aristotelian physics,

everything's booked up? I call bull-hinky.

Nobody wants to let us drop objects off the roof. Liability.

Did you tell them the Leaning Tower of Pisa

didn't have a problem with Galileo doing that?

- No. - Well, nice negotiating skills.

I know who'd let us drop things off the roof.

The Kappa Taus. We need the money to fix our sprinkler system.

Rusty, I don't think Galileo Galilei would approve

of his theories being evoked in such an unsanitary environment.

Galileo lived during the Renaissance. People avoided bathing for fear

it'd wash away their spirits, so cleanliness wasn't really a priority.

Unsanitary environment would add an air of authenticity to the proceedings.

Know what? I'm not gonna shower till after the party to keep it real.

- 'Cause that's science. - What do you think?

I think you should shower.

Kappa Tau? Great idea, considering we have no other options.

Oh, yeah. I'm gettin' there.

I'm sorry, Madam President.

It's OK, Lizzie.

OK. Thank you.

Greetings, sisters.

My name is Mary-Beth Gentrie-Manning, and I am proud

to call myself Grand National President of Zeta Beta Zeta.

Greetings Madam President.

Please stand for the processional of the Grand Council.

Over the years I sing

The first processional occurred in 1876,

as a way to honor the nation's centennial.

Someone even played a fife. Isn't that awesome?

And scary, that you know that.

I read about it in Zeta Beta Zeta: A History in Words and Pictures.

Ever since I became a tour guide, I have a new appreciation for history.

Like... Mary-Beth Gentrie-Manning.

She grew up next door to Katie Couric's mom.

See? History, so juicy.

Of course, we're here today

to feel that unique magic that is sisterhood.

We can feel it in the warmth

of a ZBZ smile that greet us

after a long day of traveling to get here.

From as far away as California or Phoenix.

But that special ZBZ magic expresses itself elsewhere too.

In our National by-laws. And so...

At every convention, we open up the floor to our sisters.

To offer an open forum to any sister

who wants to suggest legislative change.

I formally propose that we change the official ZBZ anthem

from Our sisters, ourselves,

to Oh, sister, my sister.

Sit down!

Our current anthem belongs in a funeral

and I, for one, am not dead yet.

Proposal duly noted.

And, once again, I beg you all to reconsider