Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist

Hey, I know you've got a million things going on,

but this is just a gentle reminder

to email the invites to Emily's baby shower.

Something like,

"Please come to Emily's baby party, where there will be baby things"?

- Something like that? - It's tricky.

Emily doesn't really like baby showers,

so she doesn't want it to look or feel

or sound like a baby shower,

so, no... no storks on anything, 'kay?

Got it. Ix-nay on the orks-stay.

And no baby animals.

And are you coming with us to Dr. Hamara's today still?

Of course. I gotta meet this Howie you guys keep talking about.

Wait a...

- What the? - It is not exactly what I expected,

but I'm rolling with it.

All right, you don't have to look so surprised.

It's just a simple sleight of hand, bud.

You really missed out on Movie Night last night.

I am doing a whole deep dive into the Jim Carrey oeuvre.

I'm halfway through the high-concept comedy phase,

slowly working my way towards serious-artist territory.

Which movie are you on now?

The eternal classic that is "Liar, Liar."

Oh. Well,

maybe when you get past his blue period

and he returns to his roots with "Dumb and Dumber To,"

I'll be ready for Movie Night.

FYI, this isn't my fault

just because I wrote the entire calendar code.

What's not your fault that really sounds like your fault?

The bug in the Sprq Watch. It's causing every event

that someone creates to be posted on December 25.

Christmas? That's weird.

Have no fear.

After talking to my boy Leif and doing

some mad intense soul-searching,

I am now new and improved Tobin 2.0,

hardworking, committed, serious.

Watch how fast I nail this.

Speaking of nailing... Nope, not gonna make the joke.

Not gonna do it. Tobin, stay focused.

- I have to tell you something. - What?

I can't believe these words are coming out of my mouth.

Uh-huh.

I saw Joan and Leif kissing.

What? Like, kissing kissing?

Yes. And not only that,

I heard him sing "I Put a Spell on You."

Seemed real sketchy.

Leif is definitely up to something.

Are we talking like witchcraft

or just shameless career advancement?

Either way, hooking up with Leif

is like kissing a Slytherin.

Zoey, can we see you in here for a minute, please?

- "We"? - "We"?

So Danny Michael Davis is coming to town today,

and he wants to hear our pitch for The Chirp.

Today? Like, actual today?

Surprised me, too, but when the CEO of our company

says he wants a meeting today, we give him today.

- Okay, but... - This is our chance

to show him what we can do.

But can we do?

- I mean, do we have enough to show him? - We better.

The Chirp is a wonderful product,

and Joan deserves to be rewarded

for all her hard work and dedication.

Take it down, like 80%.

So, uh, what do we have to do to give Danny a timeline

showing him that we can have The Chirp ready in six months?

Um, I could do more like nine.

I'm hearing six.

- I just think that... - Six.

- I could... - I would like to hear six months.

Six months, it is.

Great. Thank you.

Zoey! Tech bloggers are starting to reach out to me

for comments on the watch. Any estimates on a fix?

What? No, not yet.

Um, Tobin's working on it.

Great. I-I'm gonna make some calls.

- Wait, can I ask you something? - Mm-hmm.

We are pitching Danny Michael Davis today.

- Ah. - You know him, right?

Kind of. He helped me get this job

after we snuck out of the same boring tech panel

and ended up hiding in the hotel bar together.

Oh, so you do know him better than me.

The man's never here, and when he does show up,

he's surrounded by a force field of nervous execs at all times.

Well, he's definitely intense, and he operates

at a whole different frequency than the rest of us.

Look, if you're feeling overwhelmed,

try being still and taking 10 long, deep breaths.

It's part of this new meditation technique I'm doing.

Hmm. You got a technique?

I do now. Just trying to keep things calm up here.

- Know what I mean? - I don't know what you mean.

I've got a super-chill brain

that never needs calming, so...

- Lucky you. - Yeah, well, it's cool

that you're working on yourself, though. Is it helping?

I'm not sure yet.

- _ - What's wrong?

Bad timing.

I've got all this work to do,

and I have to go to my father's doctor's appointment,

which, according to my Sprq Point Watch,

is now scheduled for Christmas Day.

Ah. Everything okay with your dad, though?

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

If he gets his back brace off, he's gonna be really happy.

All right.

Well, tell him Merry Christmas.

Thanks.

The next thing I know, people are screaming.

I am going blind, and the guy takes off with all my money.

- Oh, God. - So, bottom line is,

never rub your eyes when you're in the middle

of a ghost-pepper-eating competition.

I concur with that statement.

Would you mind giving me a few minutes alone with the family?

No problem, Doc.

Uh, but try and keep it short,

'cause Mitch and I have a lot of plans.

We've got go-carts. We've got UFC fight,

maybe a pub crawl later.

- Nice to meet you, Zoey. - You, too, Howie.

Why don't we all have a seat?

So here's where we're at, my friend.

Your medication is no longer stopping

the progression of the disease,

which we all knew was a possibility.

I don't understand. Are you sure?

In the last week, he... He's been... he really...

I've been investigating, uh, studies

with these experimental drugs online, so maybe we could...

I wish there was something more we could do,

but I'm afraid we're entering the final stages of the disease.

No, that can't be right.

I mean, it's not his time.

We're clearly not there yet.

That... that's true. I actually...

I know this is hard to hear, but...

Ma'am, are you okay?

Are you okay?

Zoey?

You all right?

Someone making you... crazy?

Was I just singing out loud?

Um, yeah.

Oh.

Like alone or with dancers?

Alone. I-I don't see any dancers.

That's really weird.

I thou... I thought there was dancers.

Do you think something's weird with my powers?

Well, I'm no expert, but it seems like

they're making you crazy as...

Am I going crazy? I feel like I am.

I mean, I don't know what crazy feels like,

but I... I feel like this is it.

Okay, before you totally freak out,

just remember a lot of people sing out loud...

Small children, waiters on your birthday,

me every time I hear that song "Africa" on the radio.

I didn't even realize I was doing it.

I thought it was happening inside my mind,

but apparently I was for real singing and dancing

throughout the entire lobby of our building.

That's bad.

Okay, so, look, normally your powers...

Which is still very weird for me to say...

Let you hear other people's songs,

but now it sounds like it's the opposite,

- which is very confusing. - It is very confusing.

Okay, what song were you singing again?

"Crazy," which I guess makes sense,

because that is clearly what today is turning out to be.

Right, because Danny Michael Davis

just decided to drop in unannounced.

Yeah.

Uh, our CEO just showing up without notice,

so crazy.

Well, maybe it's just a one-time thing.

I mean, I honestly wouldn't worry too much about it.