Cyber Vengeance

Mika, I'm trying not to drop it.

My hands are burning.

Oh, god, it's burning!

Help!

Will! Please, Will.

You gotta kill them now!

Please, Will, don't run!

Don't run!

Will.

Hold on, Dimm.

Please, don't let the pot go.

Please, Dimm, hold on!

I'm trying to hold on.

Just hold on longer.

Will, come on.

You gotta fight these guys.

I can't hold it.

Hold on, Princess!

I'm coming!

First, you're gonna have to go through me, little man.

Will, will you please kill this guy?

Dimm, don't drop that.

Please, Dimm, don't drop it.

Take him out!

Come on!

Just hold on a little bit longer.

I'm trying, Mika.

Hold on, Princess!

I'm coming!

Not unless you kill me.

Please, just hold on a little bit longer, Dimm.

Please.

I can't hold it, I'm sorry!

Please, hurry! I can't!

Com-link to Crowley Gaming.

Done.

Hello, Crowley games division.

How may we help you?

Hi. Uh... look, I was just playing.

"Tai Chi Gut Buster," the new one, level 120,

which is the Qing Dynasty.

And my opponent, Cam Chi... it's weird,

he used a drunken monkey move.

Yeah, that's a difference of, like, 2,000 years.

I don't know if you know that.

Our games are designed by top martial arts experts,

there's no way a mistake like that could have been made.

Oh, well, um, it did happen.

It was made.

Sir, why don't you just play the game again?

What's wrong with you people?

Look, you know, I'm trying to be nice about this,

but I'm trying to help you with your game.

You know, I know a lot about these subjects.

Well, thank you very much.

You know, I've noticed this is your third complaint

this month, Mr. Singleton.

So?

Just noting it for our files.

Is that all?

Uh, no, um, one other thing.

You can suck my "fuck you."

Com-link complete.

Jesus, "suck my fuck you"?

Where the hell did I come up with that?

Come on, Will, take a break from that for a while.

I saw you working out and it made me so... you know.

So what?

So horny.

Nah, I can'.

I gotta take care of Cam Chi and his drunken monkey move.

You don't even have time for something really quick?

Quick, hmm?

Nah, I don't think so.

Well, I mean, with you, it's never a quickie.

It's just sometimes, you make me want you so bad.

You're the only man that can satisfy me.

Oh, Will, I want you all to myself.

You're the only man that can satisfy me.

Enter keycard.

Good evening, Ms. Conroy.

I want you all to myself.

You're the only man that can satisfy me.

Government news, the pentagon unveiled plans

to unite our entire defense network under one cyber system.

No word yet which company will be awarded the contract.

In White House news...

Will, what the fuck?

Tory, I thought you weren't coming home until tomorrow.

Well, I'm back.

Why do you use that thing?

You know how much it disgusts me.

But I don't use it when you're here.

What a perfect emotional match.

You can handle her, she doesn't talk back.

Look, Tory, I want you.

You're real.

This is just some stupid toy to feed my little boy impulses.

Delete the program.

Delete the program?

Yeah, delete the program.

That's it.

Your favorite software is now deleted.

Pan German financier Herr Heinz Dietrich

and American mogul RD. Crowley

signed an historic agreement today,

finalizing the long awaited merger

between the world's two largest companies.

You know, Crowley is such a fucking genius.

You should have seen the place he put us up in.

It reeked of money.

You ever not think about work?

Well, maybe I would if I had your job.

That is so fucked up, Tory, and you know it.

My job is perfectly fine until I figure out what I wanna do.

And when is that gonna be?

I don't know.

You keep asking me that

and I keep telling you, I don't know.

Look, I'm sorry.

I just... I'll just feel like I missed my calling or something.

I know that sounds really lame to you.

Maybe it's time for more vid therapy.

She was really helpful last time, wasn't she?

I guess.

Yeah, and didn't she say

you should turn your obsession with history into...?

Fixation.

No, she called it an obsession.

Whatever.

Can't you turn that into a website job?

Yeah, except nobody cares about history today.

All right, fine, then just give up.

Look, I've got a score 10 settle.

Mika, I'm trying not...

Will, come on!

Please, kill him now, Will!

Will, please.

Illegal move, illegal move.

Forfeit match, forfeit.

- Sorry. - Illegal move.

Illegal move.

Match forfeit, match forfeit.

If he can use the drunken monkey move, so can I.

I can't die.

Let's go, Christy.

Please, I'm an innocent man.

It's time.

Come my, son.

Let Jesus into your heart

and the Kingdom of Heaven is yours.

Get me the fuck out of here.

It's not even for real.

Come on.

It's time to go now.

I'm going to die for no reason.

- You can't let that happen. - Look, you were given

a fair trial, you were found guilty.

It wasn't a fair trial.

Christy, you killed and ate your wife!

They found parts of her in your stomach!

It's time to pay the bill, Christy!

I was framed, I swear.

Come on, get up.

Don't make this harder than it has to be.

Goddammit, Christy, move it.

Let's go.

Hey, Christy, how you like that?

Bye, bye!

This is it.

Painless, right?

They flood your body with poisons.

You'll expire without even knowing it.

And when I walk through the door, it starts?

Yeah.

Well...

guess I found a way out.

You can't go offline any time you want.

The trick to virtual reality

is keeping it as real as possible.

Look, I need to downlink, all right, man?

I owe you one.

Will Singleton owes me one.

Back to work.

R.D. Crowley, please.

H.

A.

R.

R?

Yeah.

Okay, R.

H-A-R-R?

Yeah.

Okay.

Why do you two play this fucking game?

Gotta do something to keep the brain working.

You wanna know the rules?

No, I don't wanna know the fucking rules.

It's called Ghost.

We each take turns saying a letter.