I Live Alone (Home Alone / 나 혼자 산다)

It's nice to see you.

Last week, Jang Woo,

who was called the powder cook,

is now being called the sugar cook...

- by many people. - Right.

(He isn't adding sugar for the flavor.)

(It seems enough to almost kill someone.)

When something becomes the talk of the town,

people copy it and post it on social media.

- Right. - That's right.

- I didn't see anyone try it. - Me, neither.

It was the talk of the town,

- but no one tried the recipe. - But I heard...

- naengmyeon restaurants were busy. - Really?

- Many people had it. - It caused a craving.

- That's right, since it's hot. - Jang Woo saved businesses.

He is spreading kind influence.

That's right, as long as their sales went up.

- Of course. - Good job.

People were talking more about Kian84 than me.

That isn't true.

More people talked about Jang Woo.

Everyone was talking about the two.

Kian84's "Maria".

(Kian84 did a cover of Hwasa's new song "Maria".)

(He caused chaos for the Rainbow Club members.)

("The Original Singer Is Embarrassed to See Kian84's Maria Dance")

(He had over 900,000 views within a day.)

- It was shocking. - That's right.

You can have that song.

- Really? - Yes.

I'm going to sing it at events.

You didn't see it in person, right, Jang Woo?

- No, I didn't. - Right?

Could you do an encore for Jang Woo?

Is it an encore performance?

Since we don't have time, I'll change the lyrics a bit.

- You even changed the lyrics? - What?

- You even changed the lyrics? - You changed the lyrics?

You hadn't heard the song until last week.

I listened to the song in the taxi on my way here...

and changed the lyrics.

My gosh.

- I can't wait to see this. - Kian84 upgraded his act...

of "Maria" and changed it to "Maria or What".

(Forget about last week's performance.)

("Maria or What", a new version of the song)

- Maria - My gosh.

How are you doing?

I'm Kian84

(He is totally satisfied with Kian84's self-introduction.)

How have you been doing?

I don't believe this.

I'm saying this for you

(He does a solo dance after singing the new lyrics.)

(She particularly seems to be enjoying it.)

I'm drooling.

If you're in front of the TV and have MBC on...

- Are you watching Home Alone? - Stop it.

My stomach hurts. My goodness.

Can I sing one more phrase?

No, no.

I don't think you can.

It was a performance like no other. Let's give him a hand.

- That was unbelievable. - It was.

This is a Friday night for the books.

- I worked hard to prepare this. - Who are you talking to?

Make sure to watch Home Alone on Friday nights.

(The never-ending "Maria" begins again.)

I felt sad watching him.

It isn't easy to make money.

It's a song full of joys and sorrows.

Yes, that's right.

It's hard to make a living.

- You did a good job. - That's right.

Home Alone is such a hot topic.

Its spin-off "The Secret Party of Women"...

- People are going crazy about it. - That's right.

My goodness.

(Georgina, Maria, and Samantha got together...)

(for Home Alone's first spin-off "The Secret Party of Women".)

(It's a whole lot of smart talk you've never seen before.)

(The chemistry of the three continues.)

You got the highest viewer rating that late at night.

I knew it.

I met Georgina yesterday...

and she said, "Thank you, thank you, Georgina is happy, happy".

(Thank you for contributing to the highest viewer rating of the hour.)

"The Secret Party of Women" starts right after Home Alone.

Make sure you watch it live.

Thank you.

- My goodness. - It's summer.

It's a huge larva.

- I thought it was a silkworm. - No, it's a human.

The interior design looks so old.

- What? - How could you say that?

Why not?

- Wait. - Pause it, please.

- What are you talking about? - It didn't...

used to look like that.

- Nothing has changed. - It's the same house.

I thought it was a yellow linoleum.

No, it isn't.

- It's wood. - Wood?

- I see. - Yes, it's wood.

Do you think I said your dance was cool because it was really cool?

Don't argue.

- Did I look like a pushover? - You should remodel it.

That's such a hassle.

- She isn't interested in it. - You need to be interested in it.

Why would I change anything when it's all there?

- It's okay, Do Yeon. - Let's just watch it.

Don't get angry.

- It's okay. - Nagging from the start.

(She hugs her pillow to keep warm.)

- It's so hot. - Of course you are.

You were wrapped tight.

It's so hot because that blanket isn't for the summer.

Do Yeon rarely gets hot, but that looks hot.

- The weather is hot nowadays. - Right.

Hello,

I'm Jang Do Yeon, the comedian that came back without dying.

That was an old joke.

It was ancient.

(Her comment was older than yellow linoleum floors.)

At least you changed pajamas.

Yes, I did.

- Are they summer pajamas? - Yes.

Although I rarely get hot and easily get cold,

my armpits get sweaty.

I got this as a gift.

It's wrinkled because I didn't iron it,

but it's very comfortable.

(Walking out to the living room in her new pajamas)

Chu!

(Going straight to Gochu as soon as she wakes up)

You pooped a lot, Gochu.

- It's Gochu! - Gochu!

When I first brought Gochu home,

he was small enough to fit in my hands.

But now his legs slip off if I hold him in my hands.

My goodness.

- He grew so much. - He's as big as a puppy.

How old is he?

- He's a teenager. - Already?

Is that the normal size or is he bigger than normal?

Is he fully grown now?

Some grow bigger...

- until they're one. - He could get bigger?

I'm not too sure, but I'm worried he might one day open the door.

I'm here to clean up your poop.

(She brought chopsticks and wet wipes.)

- I'll clean up. - You use chopsticks?

Yes, it helped me get better at using chopsticks.

I thought you were going to eat something.

- I hope not. - I hope not.

Use it for herbal medicine.

You went on the wheel and pooped there too.

Good job, Chu.

He pooped a lot.

Those that have hedgehogs...

- often call them pooping cacti. - I see.

That's right.

Come here, Chu.

Come here.

You're so cute, Chu.

- He's really cute. - Yes, he is.

You don't want to come?

Do you want to sleep?

Wait, I have to wash that.

Should I not touch you?

What?

Why? What is it?

Why are you sleeping there?

- My gosh. - He's so cute.

- He likes corners. - I see.

Oh, you scared me.

How did you fall asleep so fast?

Do you have narcolepsy?

You were just sniffing and now you're asleep?

Why do you always sleep there? You're so cute.

It must be comfortable there.

Chu, should we spend some time cuddling?

You have to do that...

to get used to each other's scent.

You're so nice, not perking up your quills at me.

(The intense memory of holding him for the first time)

(She was clumsy when first taking care of him.)