Roswell, New Mexico

Previously on Roswell, New Mexico...

I am only going to administer a microdose.

So parts of your brain

that have gone dark are lighting up again.

If someone took you,

then we need to find them.

We're doing the transplant tonight.

I made a promise

that if you came back and you were actually gonna hurt people,

that I would kill you.

You shouldn't have brought me back.

You know, I was willing to let you go, Max,

until I realized you were sacrificing yourself, again.

Don't come any closer, I'm warning you.

Fight me. Come on!

Think you're some kind of killer?

Huh? Then do it!

Is this what you wanted?

You absorbed the toxicity of Rosa's death,

and now you need to expel it, Max.

Cause an earthquake. Cause a blackout.

Come on, Max. Hit me!

Isobel!

I told you I would rather die than kill you.

But you wouldn't listen.

No. No...

Don't do it, Max.

Max, your heart...

Max.

Max!

No. Max.

His heart's like a jackhammer.

He's gonna short out the pacemaker.

NO.

Are you telekinetically resetting his heart?

Isobel. I am so sorry.

Hey, brother.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Isobel!

Max.

I'm-I'm so sorry.

Have we met?

When I found him in the mind-meld,

he was with his car.

A Bright Eyes song was playing.

But it was warped. It was like

the whole world was broken.

I think he was holding onto some pure memory of you

to comfort him in his last moments.

Every time we reach for a memory, we alter it.

Since his memories of me are in tatters,

our only hope is to sew them back together with this.

But you've been pumping this bag of hamsters

full of antidote for three days.

Only took Iz a few hours

- to recall her blackouts. Guys.

Can we not talk about me like I'm not right here?

Whatever this crap is supposed to do, it's not working.

And I am stressed out having a stranger walking around

knowing all of our secrets.

No offense.

Well, I, uh... My sister's at home exploding lightbulbs

any time she has a feeling, so...

I'm gonna go focus on that. Okay.

Liz. I'm so sorry.

I'm-I'm gonna talk to him. I think he's just...

I am just glad he's alive. And happy.

Hey.

- What is all this? - Mexican market at the Pony.

So, this is me, subsidizing my income, as always.

Try this chamango. It's orgasmic.

- Mmm. Yum. - Hey.

So, is this the secret mission that you wanted my help with?

No. You and I are going for a ride.

Hey.

Oh. What's your name?

That's Buffy.

- Thanks for grabbing her. - Yeah.

Who's a good little Slayer, huh?

Ah, she's been acting weird

- all day. It's the meteor shower.

They say it makes animals act strange.

Humans, too.

Well, it is a good thing I'm staying in tonight.

Roswell's weird enough on a good day.

- You two know each other? - Yeah.

Forrest is helping me organize

an open mic tomorrow in the Pony.

Yeah, you should come by. It's free drinks for performers.

Oh, I don't perform. So...

Okay, so I'll buy you one of my free drinks.

Uh...

I'm sorry. Maybe I misread.

Uh...

Can I have my Slayer back, please?

Yeah, sorry.

Sorry about that.

Yeah. I'll-I'll see you around.

Okay.

Hey, um,

I had a lizard named Willow in high school.

So...

You didn't misread.

Oh.

You here for the surgical separation of craniopagus twins?

Did you know, ever since 1947, twin births in Roswell

are higher than the national average?

Hmm.

Maybe it's aliens.

I've been thinking about what you asked me

the last time we spoke.

Are you gonna tell me you have a crush on me?

Definitely not.

You're just, um,

you're just my favorite person I can't stand.

Wait, uh, where you going?

So, where are we going?

Well, these are the boots my mom was wearing

when Jenna Cameron found her.

I've never seen them before.

And since the sheriff refused to follow up, I did

- a little sleuthing. - Mmm.

Turns out, they're very rare.

The only person that makes them is this weird cobbler

who lives about an hour outside of town.

So I'm hoping he has a record of who he sold them to.

Well, great. I've always wanted to go out to the desert

and meet some strange guy from the Internet.

Le cambio una bolsa de chapulines para mi papá...

- Ah, sí. - For the free fries

next time you come to the Crashdown.

I'm trying to eat clean.

Uh, tiene carne seca sin...

uh, como se dice, preservativos?

- Quiere carne a sin preservativos? - Sí.

Lo siento. Uh, no lo entiendo.

- Él quiere decir conservantes. - (CHUCKLES)

Preservativos are condoms.

Well, that's exactly what I meant to say.

I don't want condoms

on my jerky.

Uh, gracias.

Estoy embarazado.

Embarazado means you're pregnant.

Maybe I am. You're not my gynecologist.

My hands have been inside of your chest cavity, Max.

Your gynecologist can suck it.

Liz.

There's a meteor shower tonight.

- I was thinking maybe we... - I don't, I don't think

that's a good idea.

You don't really know me.

Right. Uh, uh, people who don't know each other

go on dates, like, all the time, so...

You saved my life, right?

And now here I am, trying to buy a snack,

and you saved me yet again.

I get off at 7:00.

- No. Who are you texting?

Huh? We're all here.

Well, since I woke up from the dead,

everyone's been messaging me.

And Cameron's the only one that hasn't replied,

which is not like her.

Well, you ghosted her.

And then you literally ghosted her.

Excuse me.

Maybe you should just keep it that way.

Trust me.

Into the dressing room, Romeo. Let's see it.

Go.

Does he seem different to you?

Never have I ever

cheated on someone I was in a relationship with.

Uh, never have I ever been in a real relationship

in the first place.

What about, uh, Kellie Sommer-something?

- No. That was called friction. - (LAUGHS)

Every time I was with a woman, I was just trying to disappear.

I mean, except for once. Uh, sophomore year.

After Battle of the Bands.

Seven minutes in heaven, if heaven

- was Haley Moore's hall closet. - (LAUGHS)

I can't believe you remember.

- That you were my first kiss? - What...?

And my first boob graze.

I was your first?

When we were kids,

I always thought I'd marry you one day.

When you came out, I had to make a whole new plan.

Hey, now, I did, too.

Come on.

You don't wish you were straight.

I mean...