Go Go Squid! (蜜汁炖鱿鱼)

I just can't bear to see you get scammed.

Who knows if your boyfriend really knows CTF?

He knows! He is actually a pro at CTF.

He is especially good at CTF.

How good?

I just know that online he's rated as the Grand Master Level.

Grand... He really can talk big.

But he is.

The Grand Master Level is usually used to address someone who started a trend of the industry,

expanded the CTF market in China, and left behind numerous legendary tournament results.

Only those people can be called that.

In the past ten years, there are only less than twenty people who can be called "Grand Master."

Did you know?

I know. He's always been really good.

Anyone at the Grand Master Level has gone down in history.

For example, Harekaze and Richard Stallman. (T/N: Harekaze: Japanese CTF team. Stallman: programmer and founder of the GNU project)

Of course, there are a lot that came from China, too.

It's just that at that time, Europe was stronger.

But we also had really good teams.

They are great; very great.

The most important thing is that their contribution is not limited to a single event,

but they were able to create a sensation for CTF in the country.

Basically, they are the first of their kind.

You are talking about Team Solo, right?

That's right! It's Team Solo!

You didn't know, but all of them in the team were my childhood idols.

Little Mi, Gun, Solo, Appledog, and All!

I didn't know that you liked them.

Nian Nian, in my lifetime, I must be able to see them. I must!

They are the team that lit up my dream.

My boyfriend is Gun.

What did you say?

My boyfriend is Gun.

I didn't know you liked them before, so I never told you.

This old man. Even if you want to talk big, pick someone that's easier to impersonate.

What a coincidence!

Calm down! Calm down! This kid has always been silly.

Besides studying, she is silly at everything else. I can't blame her.

Oh right! That internet cafe old man of yours. No, that's not it.

Gun. When are you meeting him online?

9:00. 9:00 every night is his rest time.

Okay. Let me prepare a bit.

I will accompany you to chat with them online.

Let me expose you tonight. You imposter old man.

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Do you think what Boss is doing is considered an abuse of authority?

Come on. Complaining so much just because you have to play with Sister-in-Law a bit?

I don't see you complaining when Boss helps you increase your rank.

Brother 97, I am nervous.

What's there to be nervous about? Let me play you a song to calm you down.

I haven't played with Boss in so long.

You can understand these feelings, right?

Here, have one.

What song? - This one.

How is it? I really like this song.

It is quite good.

But I am still nervous.

Tell me. What if Boss finds out that I didn't improve, but instead got worse?

Did you get worse?

I remember that your rank went up.

Competing with Boss, everyone is getting worse. - That's right.

Right, Little Demo?

At a time like this, don't mock me like this. Okay?

Is Sister-in-Law online?

Go take a look.

I will invite Sister-in-Law to come online.

Take a look. I invited you.

Grunt? 97? Demo?

What's wrong? Who are they?

You won't understand even if I tell you.

Nian Nian...

Yaya, remember, if we are playing games later, you must help me. It's like I am handicapped!

I don't know how to play. I am especially nervous!

In front of these few people, everyone is handicapped.

You are all here. My roommate wants to play, too. Is that okay?

Sister-in-Law has a roommate who wants to play, too?

No problem. As long as they are beauties, it's okay.

Now you only look at faces and not skills?

No problem, we welcome beauties.

Then let me greet Sister-in-Law first.

Hi, Sister-in-Law.

Just directly voice chat, Sister-in-Law. There is a button for a microphone on the side; turn it on.

Yaya, put your headphones in. They opened a voice chat.

Oh, okay.

Hello.

I already took a look at the strategy guide just now, but I will still play very poorly.

Please don't scorn me.

But don't worry. Even though my roommate is a girl, she is really good at playing.

She started playing when she was in middle school. She might be better than you all.

Please stop complimenting me, okay?

Compared to pro-levels online, especially ones from a top-ranked club like K&K,

I'm the greatest trash ever seen.

Sister-in-Law's classmate, hello.

Hello! Hi...

This is our first time playing together. Please take care of me.

You guys, please take care of me, too.

Sister-in-Law, don't worry. Boss is with us.

There definitely, absolutely will be no interferences.

That's right. As soon as we ended training, Boss dragged us here.

Then...

You guys are really from K&K?

For now, yes.

But maybe if one day SP offers more money, I will jump ship.

Stop lying. Do you dare jump ship?

I am just kidding.

Sister-in-Law, Boss is here.

Boss, Sister-in-law is online. She brought a classmate with her.

Is Han Shangyan there?

Who told you guys to turn on the mic?

Sister-in-Law said she wanted to introduce a girlfriend to me, so we opened the mic to chat a bit.

Turn it off.

Old Han is jealous.

Turn it off. Boss, I turned it off.

They turned the mic off.

Then let's turn ours off, too.

Yaya, did I tell 97 that I wanted to introduce a girl to him as a girlfriend?

No.

That's strange.

Boss, since you are here, I will exit.

You guys enjoy and play.

Enjoy and play.

Boss, I invited you to come online.

Okay.

Hurry! We are entering!

Which gun should I choose?

Whichever.

Which one is good to cooperate with you?

A dagger, to simplify things.

Okay.

Your boyfriend is really Gun?

Of course.

See? I didn't lie to you before.

He is really good at playing on the computer.

How can you describe him as "good"? That adjective is so weak.

How would I know? I've never played these things before.

I don't know which word to use to describe him.

I have always thought that Solo and Appledog were a couple,

and that Gun was the intruder...

Don't say these things in the future anymore. Rumors spread, you know?

If anyone else tells you something like that in the future, explain for me.

No problem.

I have always thought that he would like someone who plays CTF really well.

Turns out, he doesn't care at all if his girlfriend knows how to play CTF.

Wait. How come you didn't buy anything and are just holding a dagger?

What do you know?

This was decided after I asked him about it.

He said that daggers suit me the best.

What kind of gaming method is this?

I don't know either, but it must be a pro-level kind of method.

Let's stop chatting. The game is starting!

Yaya, I'm going to open a private conversation.

Open it, open it. I have no time to listen in on you.

Can you hear me speaking?

I can. Follow my instructions.

How come you're coughing?

It's nothing. I had too many candies.

Can you see the boxes ahead?

I see them.

Go there and practice.

You see those boxes over there?

Go there and practice. - Okay.

W is forward, spacebar is jump.

Pressing them together is jump forward.

I'm starting.

Oh right. If I practice like this, won't someone ambush me?

No worries.

I'm watching out for you.

Got it!

The boxes are a little unsteady.

Will you get annoyed that I'm learning so slowly?

I won't.

Really?

Anyway, I never expected you to learn.

Then, why are you teaching me?

Killing time.

Go on.

Got it.

My shoetie got untied.

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What's that silly face you're both making?

Even if I told you, you wouldn't get it.

Nian Nian, how did you meet him exactly?

Didn't I just tell you all about it?

You didn't!

What did you tell me?

I just... I just told you!

I said I met him at the internet cafe.

Internet cafe? - Yeah.

What year is this?

If he wants to go online, can't he do it in his office? Why would he go to an internet cafe?

You're right. I don't understand it either. It's so weird.