The First Myth: Daji (封神：妲己)

Boss.

You are going to marry your 17th wife,

no, your 18th wife today.

Congratulations!

Boss! Boss!

Congratulations! Boss!

May I ask who the bride is?

Don't...don't you even know that?

Boss recently exterminated the fox demon clan.

The bride

is the female monarch of the fox demon clan,

that is, the Nine Tails.

The fox demon clan.

Boss!

You're so lucky to marry such a beauty.

She’s not just a beauty.

It's said that the nine-tail fox demon

is known as a stunner.

She's such dainty and beautiful.

That's almost beautiful to the extreme!

That's great!

Boss!

Today is your wedding night,

so,

we specially prepared these boys and girls for you.

Take a look.

They are good for your health. -Great!

It's useless.

These chains are enchanted

and cannot be broken.

What else can we do?

I can't just sit back

and watch sister get bullied by that stinking ape.

My beauty,

your husband is here.

You stinky ape!

If you dare to lay a hand on my sister, I'll fight it out with you.

Stop it!

I'll give you whatever you want.

That's right.

Come here.

As long as you submit to me,

I promise

I'll try my best

to make you feel so good.

Every minute of the wedding night is precious.

Untie them.

Do you want to try threesome?

Although the Nine Tails is beautiful,

she is also very cunning.

How about I try her first?

I'll go first.

No.

Why did the music stop?

Who told you to stop?

The left side plays towards the left, and the right side plays towards the right.

Everyone looks back. Keep the music going and keep dancing.

Let's me go!

Let me!

Might as well let me go first!

Come here, you lecher.

How come the music stops again?

A stinky ape

like you,

will never defile my body!

Defile?

You are nothing but just a coquette.

It would be your honor

to be my wife.

I’d rather be dead

than marrying to a ignoble creature like you!

Is that so?

What?

What are you yelling about?

Boss!

There’s something wrong, boss!

How…

How come they are all dead?

I know

what happened.

Let me tell you slowly.

Those horny bastards

all wanted to peek at the bridal night of you and your wife.

Especially this old dirty bastard.

Then snake demon was pissed off,

and killed ox demon right away.

Then goat demon killed the snake demon

when he saw the ox demon died.

Then dog demon took his chance to kill the goat demon.

Then centipede demon, another badass, killed the dog demon.

Then pig demon…

Well, I can’t make this up anymore.

That's Zhu Zizhen, then who are you?

I am your brother Jiang.

That's a bit of a thick weapon you've got there.

Later I'll beat you as thick as it is.

No nails, right?

Can't take it back, right?

You are just not gonna stop.

I'm not afraid of your weapons, but afraid of you being pretentious.

Sister, the chain's spell is no longer working.

Let's go.

That's it.

Borther Demon Capture Scrolls, let's go to drink tonight.

No way! We can't leave until we've caught all the demons.

Thanks for saving our lives.

We are virtuous women from nearby villages.

Don't be ridiculous.

A daffodil demon. A water snake demon, and you're...

a fox demon.

The fox demon is quite rare, you need to get out of here.

I told you to go home.

You can't eliminate all the devils,

and you can't catch all the demons.

It's not even a branch line.

This is such a waste of time!

I'll do you if you don't.

It's acting on impulse again!

Sister!

What should we do?

The Demon Capture Scrolls is thoughtless,

and you're thoughtless, too.

Let's fight it out with them.

What's the point of fighting?

Why are you sighing?

You have different opinions?

Sister.

What shall we do in the future?

Our home have been destroyed and our people have been killed.

We've got nowhere to go.

Your Highness,

The fox tribe has been exterminated,

and we were bullied by the three worlds.

Would you please give us a chance to live?

I have received your wish.

Greetings, Your Highness.

I will arrange a good marriage for you.

You can do your best to assist your husband,

and realize your long-cherished dream.

The Duke of Jizhou, Su Hu,

has a daughter named Su Daji.

She recently passed away,

and has not yet been buried.

You can go there.

As for the fate of the future,

it depends on your destiny.

My Lord! My Lady! Daji is awake!

Now the world is in turmoil,

and the dukes are fighting against each other.

The Royal Family of Shang has shown the signs of decay.

I am looking for a competent disciple

on my behalf to grant titles to gods.

To follow the way of heaven,

and help the wise Lord.

Report to the master!

I am willing to undertake this task.

I will do whatever it takes to complete it.

Report to the master,

According to seniority, I think

it should be the big brother Jiang Ziya to do this task.

Then...

Where is he?

Right. -At such an important time.

Where is the big brother?

Why is he not there?

Big Brother is late again.

Did he go drinking?

Or go fishing?

Neither.

You misunderstood me.

I just...lost my duster.

Big brother.

You can even lose the magic apparatus given to you by your master,

you are really extraordinary.

Master,

I've been practicing in the Kunlun Mountains for over 300 years.

I have always been dedicated and diligent.

I would do anything for master.

I have decided to let you go.

Jiang Ziya, come follow orders.

I want you to go down the mountain as fast as you can.

Go to Zhaoge and choose a wise king to perform the ways of heaven.

After the task is done,

it will surely end well.

Master,

you should find a steady person to carry out the task, such as Shen Gongbao.

Only he can take such an important task.

Isn't that right?

Master...

This matter is settled, no need to say more.

Go to pracitice, now.

As ordered.

Stop, you old man!

Give me some clear instructions.

How about this?

I will give you three gourds.

When necessary you can open the gourd in turn.

These gourds will guide you and solve your problems.

What's the point of you giving these three gourds to me?

Will they help me save my life when it matters?