Ghar Banduk Biryani (घर बंदूक बिरयानी)

Abhalwani Kolagad

Kusum Awre with the regional news.

Pallu.

Commander!

Pallu!

Commander!

If you insist(!)

You're old now!

I'm done being on the run.

We've had enough.

Let's surrender.

We'll get a house and ten lakhs,

Hmm.

I want to bear your children,

and feed them biryani everyday.

Go save this one from burning first(!)

You always do this.

Tell me right now.

Should we surrender?

We'll see.

OK, fine.

Maria!

Hey you!

Why did you come here?

Come on! Come on!

You idiot!

Don't fire! They'll know where we are!

We have to account for the bullets. Fire away!

Maria!

Get him!

Ghura!

Corner him!

Hey!

Georjya!

Michael!

Get him!

Get him!

Shinde! Check that hut.

Try running now!

Come on!

Run!

Maria!

Why did you leave me Maria!

Commander!

What will I do without you, Maria!

Commander!

Commander!

Let me at least cry in peace!

Just look at her.

She's sleeping so peacefully. Who'd say she's dead!

I want to sleep next to you!

Pull him out!

Come on. Quick.

Pull him out!

Maria!

Commander!

Let it go.

Stop overreacting!

Maria!

Maria!

Maria! Look at me, Maria!

Why did you...

Why did you leave me like this?

She made such delicious biryani!

Pitch the tents here!

Nice!

What meat is this?

Something's fishy here.

It's a boar...

a wild boar.

That's right.

What crap! You liar!

As if I haven't tasted boar meat!

I bet this is something else.

What a bloody killjoy he is!

Just eat!

Somya...

Stop complaining and just eat, will you!

Smells weird...

Bloody killjoy!

I liked it but this isn't boar meat.

- It seems so slimy. - How does it matter!

Idiot!

It tastes weird.

I'm scared.

Don't be.

Shut up!

It's monkey meat for all I care!

Shut up and eat!

Just eat, man! It's so delicious.

Bloody monkeys!

What's wrong?

Huh? Is it?

You see,

he could tell just by sniffing it that,

there isn't enough turmeric in the poha.

Raju is an amazing cook!

And cooking isn't easy!

Cooking is also an art.

I tell you...

the best of cooks will pale...

in comparison to Raju.

Really?

I mean,

if the husband cooks so well,

the wife will have nothing to do!

That's fine,

Bua,

but what else does he do?

You just name it and he cooks it.

Be it paneer or fish,

or then biryani,

mind blowing!

He makes such amazing biryani,

chicken biryani, mutton biryani,

simply out of this world!

People throng in hordes,

just to taste his preparations.

Bua,

I didn't mean his cooking skills,

I meant what does he do for a living?

Does he own any land in his village?

Well, you see,

hang on, I'll tell you.

The girl's here.

Laxmi, please come.

Take the poha.

- Poha! - Please have some.

Please have some.

So what crop is it this time?

In whose farm?

In his farm.

Um, I think...

groundnut.

Right!

Five to six acres of groundnut,

and the rest, mostly vegetables.

Anyway, enough of this small talk...

Bua!

Why are you lying?

You know what, Mama,

I can't lie.

I'll tell you the truth.

I don't own any land,

and I don't belong to any village.

I am an orphan.

I grew up working in a restaurant,

and that's where I live too.

I earn enough to support myself.

But, let me tell you something,

if you give me your daughter's hand in marriage,

I promise she'll be the happiest girl you know.

I'll always keep her happy.

She'll have everything.

You have my word.

You shouldn't have lied.

I'll take your leave.

Careful!

I'm fine.

Hey! Listen.

I'll be right back.

Maruti!

I think he got a little emotional.