The Adventures of Captain Zoom in Outer Space

Could you make more noise?

Sorry.

Get down!

Isn't that father's old cyclotron modulator?

Yep.

Dad was ahead of his time.

All I have to do is adjust the energy capacitors, and...

- Oh no! - What's wrong?

It's a trap!

Get Bailey out of here! Now!

No, I'm not gonna leave you!

Tyra!

I'm gonna kill every one of you. You butchers.

Lord Vox.

Go ahead, kill me.

Pangea doesn't belong to you anymore.

You and your kind left it behind.

It's ours now and we will never give up

fighting for it and nothing you can do

or say will ever break my spirit.

I love you.

Oh perfect.

It is written...

that we, the freedom fighters of Pangea

who battle so valiantly for our world...

will ultimately hang over the pit of defeat,

from which no one returns.

Now there's a confidence builder.

Don't worry Bailey,

I will personally lead a raid to save your sister.

How?

I'm taking most of the men out tonight.

We're gonna let ourselves be captured by Vox's men.

Then, once aboard the mother ship, we'll

take it over and free Tyra.

What happens if Vox decides to kill you down here?

Then...

then...

oof.

My son...

it is written...

Where? Where is it written?

You're always talking about prophecies and destinies,

but my sister's gonna die.

And without her, we all will too.

Oh, I love when you get scientific.

My circuits are all a flutter.

Not now, Illumina.

But I can't help myself.

You're brilliant. I mean only my Bailey

could send an intergalactic S.O.S.

and build a transporter to bring help

from across the cosmos.

I just hope it works,

because somewhere out there,

I know there's someone who can save us.

I just know it.

Hey Bailey, you might want to come see this.

Do you think this is a response to your S.O.S.?

I said your money or your life.

I'm thinking it over.

I don't know but the signal's point of origin, is a planet 400 light years away.

Help, help, someone save me!

Captain Zoom, boy am I glad to see you!

I'll have you free in a jiffy, Pappy

Cap, behind you!

Look at him. He's amazing!

Come on!

Come on!

It's like, he knows ahead of time exactly where the monster is gonna go.

Thanks. Thanks Cap.

A few more seconds and I would have been a human shish kebab.

But more importantly, Happy, justice

has been served.

You're right, Cap.

Well, you destroyed the evil Lizard King

so I guess our work here is finished.

Perhaps... but if there's one thing I've learned...

it's that Captain Zoom's destiny, as Defender of the Universe was written in the stars.

We can never rest,

in our continuing war against injustice and oppression.

Together, we can be...

we...

must be, we... will be...

victorious!

That's why, Captain Zoom, is here.

The Adventures of Captain Zoom in Outer Space,

a presentation of the Dumont Network.

I think we found our man.

Are we done?

Excuse me, excuse me, are we...

Wake up!

Put this on. Now!

Hungry?

No.

You've been in that cold lonely cell for two days without food.

Personally, I can't make it from breakfast to lunch without a snack.

You look enchanting.

Look, do I really have to wear this?

It's not, really me.

Feel free to take it off.

You make my skin crawl.

You should accept my hospitality with a little more graciousness, Tyra.

Why should I accept anything from you?

Perhaps you would show more reverence...

if you were dead.

But where's the fun in that.

I'm sure we can come to some sort of understanding.

One, mutually beneficial to both of us.

Think of it, Tyra.

You could end the war,

the misery, the bloodshed, today, right now,

and that is only the beginning of what awaits you as my queen.

Together...

we could usher Pangea into a new era...

of galactic dominance.

You're a lousy kisser.

Yeah.

Even in her dreams she resists me.

She's stronger than I thought.

Take her back to her cell, Dr. Yal-Tem.

Yes, my lord.

And now, a special announcement from, Captain Zoom.

After a life or death struggle like that nothing restores my energy cells more than a big glass of Chocko Socko.

Tell your mom and dad to pick some up today.

And remember kids,

send in today for your own Space Rangers' patch,

official membership card and decoder ring,

just like Captain Zoom's.

That's right, Happy.

All you need are 25 labels from any Chocko Socko product

and 10 cents for shipping and handling.

And for you Rangers out there who already have your decoder rings,

have them ready so you can understand my secret message.

So remember kids, Chocko Socko is boffo.

And now, we return to Captain Zoom and the Temple of Death.

Now that's what I call a smooth landing.

No time for celebrating, Happy.

We must say the secret words to open the temple.

I don't know about anybody else, but I have my secret decoder ring ready to go.

Stand back, Happy.

The secret words...

to open the gates to the lost, temple are...

Oh no.

...are...

Hurry, Captain Zoom, hurry.

Yes, Happy, I'm concentrating...

words are, coming to me...

OFFOB... SI... OKCOS... OKCOHC!

Thank you for opening the temple, Captain Zoom.

I'll take over now.

Genghis Fon.

You evil genius. How did you find us?

A tracking device we put on your jovial sidekick, Happy.

The secrets of the temple, will be mine now.

Say goodbye, Captain Zoom.

Is that in the script?

The subatomic transport's working. I did it.

Was there any doubt?

Great God Almighty, she's breaking up!

Baley, I may suggest we seek immediate cover!

Where am I?

What the hell happened?

Welcome Captain Zoom.

You're on the planet Pangea.

I'm sorry I had to bring you here without warning, but,

I need you to save my sister and her civilization.

Didn't we do this episode in the first season?

Wait...

how did I get here?

Well, it was a cinch to fold time and space,

and use your carrier wave to guide my transportation beam,

but the only hard part was reconfiguring your brain waves so we could communicate.

I know what's going on here.

I'm on "This Is Your Life."

Where's Ralph Edwards? Ralph, get out here.

Where are you, ya old dog?

Ralph?

We heard an explosion. Who's Mr. Fancy Pants?

Put your weapons down. This is Captain Zoom.

I brought him here to help us save Tyra.

Is this true?

No, I'm not Captain Zoom. I'm Ty Farrell.

Maybe you read about my Oberon in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" at the Hartford Playhouse?

It was summer stock but most of the New York papers covered it.

Ty Farrell, the actor?

What's an actor?

You know, I act.

I pretend I'm somebody else for money.

Ah, so you're a spy. Kill him.

Whoa, hey hey hey, listen just a second, fellas.

Now look, I don't know what I've done, I don't know who you are, I don't know where I am,

but you just can't up and kill me.

Uh, sure we can.

Ah, you, you've passed the test.

Test?

Yes, ah...

I am, Captain Zoom,

and I just...

wanted to be sure that I could trust you, with my secret identity.