My Girlfriend's Boyfriend (Wo Nu Peng You De Nan Peng You / 我女朋友的男朋友)

Thank you for making all these for us.

So...you gave me the tuxedo

so I can act as your waiter?

Sure.

Today is the 14th of a month in 2017.

I, Ah-Zhai, an Aquarius, blood type AB

have just experienced the most severe punishment of my life.

Don't touch me please!

Leave me alone!

I don't care

the scene is so perfect.

I don't care

don't have a head full of bees.

The atmosphere of three

is a short-lived beauty.

Your love to me

will become suffering.

Wrong or right

hurt come without warning.

Yes or no

refused without further ado.

It's okay if I don't deserve it.

I'm too lowly.

I set myself free

but I cannot let you go.

Suffer the cold wind.

The chill wind roaring.

Certainly, I love you

but I can do nothing.

Who loves whom?

Who's my love?

Who can comfort me this time?

My dream has shattered.

Stop!

How dare you do this in front of me!

Even as a nerd, I still have dignity.

You!

You, it's you!

- You're not allowed to kiss her. - Why?

Because...

Becau...

Am I not the one that you love?

How can you kiss her?

Right.

Nothing, it's nothing.

You!

Follow me.

It's okay.

Wait a minute.

You two are playing a trick on me together, right?

Playing the badger game together? Huh?

Think I'm silly, rich and gullible? Right?

LUV robot?

Become your master after binding?

A robot can bind with a robot? You two must have colluded!

I've spend all my savings.

But you two end up being together.

You two are bound to each other. You two are having a candlelit dinner.

After all these things, I'm still a single dog.

Do I own you? Huh?

Tell me! You did it on purpose, didn't you?

She is bound to you. What about me?

You still have me.

Why do I want you?

To chop wood?

You are not a robot.

You're a "ro-bother"!

Listen, just you wait!

Stay here! Right here!

I'll get my backup and kick your ass!

Lucky you.

Adam?

Are you ready?

When will you kiss me?

Wait a minute.

Ah Zhai and I are still talking.

Is it true that I can order you to do anything?

Yes.

Fine.

Get out right now.

From now on, I don't want to see you any more.

This is my command for you, as your master.

Are you sure?

Sure.

Definitely!

Absolutely!

All right.

You said that you don't want to see me any more.

But I don't know where you will go.

So, it's best for you to give me specific coordinates.

Just go to the woods behind the school!

I will never ever go there!

Okay.

Adam, Adam!

Where are you going?

Ah-Zhai ordered me to go somewhere that he won't go.

He is my master, so I must obey his command.

Stop right there!

I don't care if you're from ancient times, the future or any other planets.

Anyway. It's my business!

Besides, I've spent all my savings

but I get nothing now!

So, it's necessary to let you know the whole story.

Firstly

I bought Adam.

He is bound to me.

He believes I'm the one and wants to be together with me.

Right?

But I'm straight. It's impossible for me to be a couple with him!

Likewise

I bought you, so you should fall in love with me.

Why did you believe that he's your Mr. Right?

Ah-Zhai, your analysis is not comprehensive.

You're right.

We're commodities.

But commodities have both value and value in use.

Just like your father has bought this house for you.

He made you the owner.

You have the value of this house

but if you rent this house to others

then he or she has got its value in use.

Likewise, you bought me

so you own my value.

But I'm bound to Adam so Adam owns my value in use.

You may regard it as that you've rented me to Adam.

Right?

I have to say

it sounds reasonable.

What value?

Who cares the value in use?

Who would rent out his girlfriend?

It's not a blow-up doll.

Ah-Zhai, you're a nice boy.

Don't do this.

Don't refuse my so early.

Ah-Zhai, as the robots, we have a strong sense of service.

As long as the gifts are from a human we'll only say we like it.

But Adam is the one I'm bounded with.

I really can't fall in love with you.

Besides, those photos in my room are of Pei Ni, right?

Those bow knots, pink laces are all the things that you want to give her.

Right?

As a robot sleeping on a water bed

I'm worried all the time.

I don't want a creepage.

Robots are really scared of water!

So, Ah-Zhai, it's impossible between us.

Once we are bound to our masters it cannot be changed.

Hey.

Remember the flight ticket fare? When will you give it back to me?

Wang Fu Gui, I want to tell you something.

Go on.

I have a friend

he bought two LUV robots.

The one that can be your lover.

The boy is called Adam and the girl is called Eve.

But he accidentally bound Adam to himself

and Eve is bound to Adam.

But in the very beginning

he just want to buy an Eve.

And?

And he really loves Eve

but Eve is in love with Adam.

As soon as he got angry, he drove Adam away.

What should he do?

What?

Are you watching a Japanese drama or a Korean drama?

It's not a drama, it's real.

Fine.

What do you mean by "fine"?

It was a question.

Actually, this may be a question of love.

Are you sure I'm the one to turn to for help?

Emm... you're right.

Let's talk about the "20,000 yuan".

Why are you still standing there?

I'm waiting for Adam.

I'm worry he'll have an outage.

He won't be able to come back.

Outage?

Based on several recent robberies in our city

it's recommended to stay indoors at night.

Stay alert against anything suspicious.

Pay attention to your safety.

What to do? What to do?

What if Adam runs out of battery and get hijacked by scoundrels?

What should we do?

I hate you.

It's impossible.

For a strong man like him

it's impossible to be threatened.

[Please stay indoors at night for your safety.]