Ash vs Evil Dead

They're the lost pages of the Necronomicon.

Though he may have found a way to open the rift.

We believe it's a mystic passage

between the human sphere and the Dead lands.

They're all dead.

Welcome to my world, lady.

Well that kid in your car...

and you really think that that had something to do with Ms. Prevett?

Once that idiot Ash Williams is dead,

you and I will go on to immortal glory.

Kaya... Ruby.

I have a vessel.

The Dark Ones know about the rift.

We need to find it before they get out.

You help me drive Ash's daughter over the edge

and we won't have to.

That's better.

So good job tracking down that Kandarian demon poker.

Alright, here's the plan.

We gear up, we corner Ruby in her little evil...

She won't be there.

Well, you clean up pretty well.

Thanks.

My Mom always liked this dress on me.

It's pretty.

But I'm not sure this is the time

to be playing Barbie dress-up.

So there's this dance tonight at school and...

You wanna go to a school dance

when evil is circling like sharks at a tuna rodeo?

I have a plan.

Ms. Prevett sent me text saying she wanted to

"clear the air" tonight.

And you're gonna say no,

'cause you're my daughter and you're smart.

Look, if you're right and Ms. Prevett is a demon,

then that means she killed my mom, and Rachel.

And who knows how many others.

I need to know for sure, and when I do...

Daddio's gonna swoop in for the kill.

Kelly?

You've heard a lot of my dumb ideas.

You wanna weigh in on this one?

I think it's a great idea, Ash.

Ruby trusts her. She might throw her off guard.

And besides, if anything goes awry

You and I will be right there.

Okay, daughter, we do this your way.

But from now on you're rubber and we're glue,

you got that?

Dad.

Thanks.

Well, that's what super-cool dads do, right?

Yeah.

Negeltu dumuzi

sepiya...

Mummu sa dalkhu

sabola!

Welcome to me, my son.

The new Prophesied One.

I have waited for this night for hundreds of years.

In order for us to succeed,

you must do exactly as I say.

I'm ready mother.

Now listen.

We have to convince Brandy

that you're her real father,

and for that to work,

you have to look just like him.

How am I doing?

There is still just one small detail.

This hurts mother.

Is that normal?

It'll scab over.

Make it stop!

When you're done there, I want you to get dressed.

The dance is about to start.

Yes, Mother.

I'm really sorry about your friends getting killed and all.

I thought we were ready.

We had no idea what we were getting into.

What's that?

Pablo, are you there?

What the fuck?

Hello? Is someone there?

I think there's somebody in there.

Pablo? Pablo!

Hey, Pablo!

Kelly?!

Pablo, it's so good to see your face.

I don't get it! Where are you?

No fuckin' idea.

I fucked up.

I went after Ruby with the Kandarian dagger

and she got it away from me.

What do mean? What happened, Kelly?

Ruby killed me.

She killed me with the dagger.

What?

I'm pretty sure I'm dead.

What is that?

Fuck, it's coming back.

Kelly? No! No! No!

Pabloooooo!

Kelly, please!

Kelly?

Kelly?

Kelly?

Kelly?

Is your friend Kelly gone?

Ruby took her!

Hey girl!

Okay.

We get in there, we find Ruby,

Brandy, you push her demon buttons,

then ding dong the witch is dead.

Hey!

Hey, isn't that Ashy-Slashy?

Whoa boy.

What's the matter?

Oh, the cops.

They get all squirrelly

when they find a demon baby in your trunk.

I'm still going in.

That's fine, plan B.

You guys go in the front, I'm going in the back.

But how...

Don't worry about it.

Kelly. I'm counting on you.

Don't worry, Ash.

She's not getting out my sight.

Brandy, don't take this the wrong way,

but did your father seem a little...

strange tonight?

I dunno, "strange" is him most of the time.

Why?

You know how sometimes you just get a bad feeling?

Check it out.

Found it taped behind a fire alarm.

Looks fucking ancient.

The shit still smokes!

Oh man, I can't be that high.

It's Ashy-Slashy again!

You know you kids are inhaling a controlled substance?

Now you're gonna slash us like you slash your prices?

You really should read the brochures.

Cannabis is a well-known gateway drug.

Fine, it's gone, weirdo.

You take that stupid saw everywhere?

You'd be surprised how often I need it.

Wanna touch the blade?

No!

Well, seeing as how you two youngsters

are already headed down the hemp highway to nowhere.

What the hell are you doing?

Ah, you know what they say.

Spare the saw, spoil the child.

Could I have your attention please everyone?

As you all know, a couple of days ago

we lost two people very, very precious to our community.

Candace Barr and Rachel Manning,

were taken from us in a most horrific way,

but tonight we want to celebrate

the giving people that they were.

So will you join me now in a moment of silence.

We love you Rachel.

Did you know she was going to do this?

No, I didn't.

You don't think it could actually be genuine?

Five minutes ago I would have said no, but now...

Hi Brandy!

I'm so glad you decided to come.

I hope that wasn't too emotional for you.

It's actually really nice.

You wore the dress that your mom liked.

I'm glad.

Hey.

You said you wanted to talk to her, so talk.

Maybe we should go somewhere quieter.

Right. I don't think so.

It's okay, Brandy, I'll be right behind you.

Security door my dimpled butt.

Oh, no!

Brandy?

Brandy?

Yo,

demon,

step away from the dead teenager.

Whoa, another dumb ass double.

Are you what used to be little me?

That's right.

I'm all grown up now.

Ash, I'm so disappointed in you.

You've gone soft.

Soft?

I can hold my own, pal.

You are your own worst enemy.

It pains me to know that somebody so unqualified

could actually be the Prophesied One.

Think you could do better?