Mysterious Island of Beautiful Women

)baby crying) )lightning crashing)

)baby crying)

)dramatic music)

- This is PBY Petramco, calling Guam, over.

Guam, we have equipment malfunction, can you read, over?

Yeehaw! )chuckles).

Couldn't wait, sorry, to do this very much.

My daddy didn't raise any fools.

Then who did raise you?

Oh, very funny.

Never met a cop with a sense of humor before.

I'm not a cop.

Cop, bodyguard, same difference to me.

How you doing kid, do you need anything?

No, thanks, the painkillers are working.

Sometimes I see a lotta flashing lights.

You think that's a good sign, Mike?

Well, if it isn't, it ought to be, huh?

Some oil rigger I am.

Plain stupid.

All I had to do is shutoff that lousy gas valve

before I poked my head in there.

Listen, lots of guys make that mistake.

How long before we get there?

We should be there right now.

Where the heck are we?

Where is Guam?

I don't know.

That electrical storm we went through...

Yeah, knocked out everything.

The radio?

Everything.

I figured the wind's been blowing us north,

so I've been heading south for about two hours.

I called in every marker I had left just to get this job.

So it's my first flight out, I got the president

of the company sitting back there and I'm lost.

Great, huh?

Well you better tell 'em.

I mean, at least they can keep their eyes open

and look for a ship or something.

- All right, everybody, it's time to come out of the water.

Flower!

Chocolate, we must return home now.

Bambi! Snow!

Chocolate, please come here now.

- This airplane was your idea, I don't like planes.

You hear what I'm saying, Mr. Duvall?

You'll arrive at the same time

and the same way that I do.

Well that ain't gonna be good enough.

We're out here in the middle of the ocean,

no gas, no radio, no land.

Why don't you just calm down?

We'll talk it over and figure this thing out.

- You're not giving me orders, I don't work for you anymore.

You heard Mr. Duvall.

Yeah, I heard him cowboy,

and what I told him goes for you too.

Just settle down, Wendell.

- Eh. - We'll all get outta

this mess together.

Huh? What are we gonna do, Mike?

Try to spot land or a ship.

We could be 1000 miles from either one.

Yeah, you're dead right about that.

Try raising him on 272.4.

Now, if not go, back to Manila on 280.

Somewhere in Manila we'll find somebody who can hear us.

Here, pal, this will help you.

Thank you.

Mr. Duvall.

Yeah?

- I heard the doctor talking to the foreman

back at the base rig.

He said the faster I get to a hospital

the better chance I got to get my sight back.

- Hey! - What?

Hey, off the right side of the plane,

- What? - there's land down there.

Where?

There's an island down there.

Hey! Off the right of the plane.

See it down there? Land.

I got eyes like a hawk.

I got the best eyes in the whole state of Georgia.

See it down there?

I'm gonna take her down.

)plane engine roaring)

Hurry!

Hurry!

)plane engine roaring)

Eh, don't look like anybody's home.

It's not Guam, but at least it's land.

)plane engine roaring)

Okay, I'm going in.

It looks good over there, let's try it.

Phew.

Check that.

Ugh, boy, this is all I need.

Pfft, I don't know how deep these waters are,

there could be reefs all along here, just below the surface.

And all we gotta do is touch one we're in trouble.

Phew!

)sighs) Well I could use a drink.

Wrong.

)chuckles) Just kiddin'.

)ocean droning)

Think anybody lives here?

I didn't see any discos, did you?

It's my guess that this is uninhabited.

Stu!

Yeah.

What's out condition?

My last contact was Manila.

I had no contact when we hit the storm.

They must be tracking us on their radar?

- Too far from Manila, not close enough to Guam.

We filed a flight plan,

so at least they know we're missing.

- It's a big ocean, how will they look for us?

Don't you worry none, Danny, boy,

they're gonna come looking for us, all right, real hard.

We got the president of Petramco on this here plane,

and he ain't no Georgia cracker or blind boy, no sir.

This is Mr. Duvall.

Mister oil mogul himself.

- Don't worry, they'll look for us real soon

and they'll find us.

In the meantime, I think we better get

some wood ready for a signal fire

just in case somebody comes close.

Also wouldn't hurt to see if any food is available

because all we got is junk food in the galley.

What about the radio, can we fix it?

I'll take a look at it.

What's our gun situation.

I got a.32 with me.

You got anything besides that.38?

I have a 9mm tucked away.

I got nothing.

Any other guns?

Nope.

Wanna go huntin'?

Sure.

Would you like to give me a hand?

Hey, Mr. Petramco!

There ain't no bosses out here anymore.

Ya havin' a great time, aren't ya?

Hey man, you quit, they fired me,

we don't owe him nothin'.

It's a good thing you're not bitter.

Sure smells good.

Gonna taste even better.

Stu, what about the radio?

I don't think it'll ever work again.

Where you going?

I'll be back.

Look out for the crocodiles.

Aah.

- With Karu and Baylor they can't be beat this year.

Well, what about Texas, are they bums?

Oh, Texas.

Mike! Mike!

Stu!

Stu, what's going on? What?

Eh! Eh!

Ah!

You know, this is really a waste of time.

Listen, if they want us,

no dumb alarm system is gonna stop 'em.

Just keep talking, Wendell.

Your skull will look real good on that propeller.

Eh.

Stu must have been hitting that bottle pretty good,

he's out like a light.

What about Danny?

I gave him a shot of scotch,

but that doesn't do much for pain.

What do you make of the jacket?

- US Air Force issue, and it's been here a while.

How long?

Could be six years, could be six months.

And that prop, it's off of DC-3.

You sure?

Yes, and I'd like to find it.

What for?

Look at the jacket.

It's rotting, but it's not burned.

That means that when the plane crashed,

it didn't go up in flames.

Now, maybe there's some usable fuel in the tanks.

Are you suggesting that we search

that jungle after what just happened?

- I don't think we have much choice, Gordon.

- Well we've got some fuel left in the airplane.

Even if we had instrumentation,

maybe we could find civilization.

But we don't know where we are

or what direction we're flying in.