The Thundermans

- Why Does Mr. Big Booty Look So Mad?

It's Mr. Begbouday.

He Hates It When People Call Him "Big Booty."

But To Be Fair, That Is One Big Booty.

Who's Making A Crack?

Is It Someone In The Rear?

Oh, Laugh While You Can,

Because I've Graded Your Exams,

And Soon You'll Be The Butt Of The Joke.

Max, What Is That?

- It's A Proton Particle Power Booster.

Made It With Spare Parts No One Was Using.

Oh, Come On!

- This Is For Max Thunderman Day.

Oh, Yeah, When Is That?

On The 12th Of Doesn't-Existuary?

- Snark Away, But After I Pull The Best Prank

This School Has Ever Seen,

There'll Be A Whole Day Named After Me.

Check It Out.

I'm Going To Clamp These Cables To A Giant Turkey--

Okay, For Legal Reasons,

We Should Stop Listening To Him Now.

Cherry, Here's Your Exam.

You Got 100%...

- Oh! - Of The Answers Wrong.

Oh.

Miss Thunderman, B.

Back Up, Big Booty.

Phoebe Is The Best Student In This Class.

She Studies Hard And Gets "A"S.

It's Her Thing.

Cherry, Calm Down.

But She's Right; It's My Thing.

Sir.

Max, What Is That?

- This? Just A Simple Machine I Made, Mr. Begbouday.

- Oh, Like The Simple Jalapeño Toilet Paper

You Made Last Week?

I'll Lock It In The Cabinet So No "Bouday" Gets Hurt.

I Give That Joke An "A."

Speaking Of "A"S, Uh,

Shouldn't I Have Gotten One?

I Don't Think I Got Anything Wrong.

- You Didn't, But I Don't Give "A"S...

To Anyone, Ever.

It's My Thing.

- Phoebe, Looks Like We've Got A Big Big Booty Problem.

It's Begbouday!

Both: Is It?

- A Teacher Who Doesn't Give "A"S?

That's Like A Cheeseburger Without Cheese,

A Pizza Without Cheese,

Nachos Without Cheese.

I Need "A"S Like Things Need Cheese.

- Is This About Your Awful Chemistry Teacher

With The Big...

Chip On His Shoulder?

- Yes, How Am I Supposed To Get Into Hero University

When I Have A Teacher Who Doesn't Give "A"S?

I Have An Idea.

Why Don't You Go To...

Get Out Of The Way University?

You Can Major In...

Move!

All Right, Hold On.

Don't Worry.

Now, If My Baby Girl Says She Earned An "A,"

She's Gonna Get That "A."

I'm Going To Call Principal Bradford,

I'll Arrange A Little Parent-Teacher Conference,

And We Will Figure This Thing Out.

That's A Great Idea.

Nobody Gets Anything Past Your Dad.

- Thanks, Dad. You Are The Best.

Hey, Who Left The Back Door Open?

- Billy. - Nora.

Both: Max.

I Was Watching The Whole Time,

And I Still Don't Know How This Happened!

Come On.

- This Is For A Prank That's Gonna Be So Big,

The School's Going To Name An Entire Day After Me.

Dancing Turkey Head Day?

No, Max Thunderman Day.

You Know The Chemical In Turkeys

That You Make You Super Sleepy After You Eat 'Em?

Of Course.

It's One Of The Top Ten Evil Chemicals,

Right After The Stuff In Asparagus

That Makes Your Tinkle Smell.

- Well, When I Steal My Machine Back,

I'm Going To Use It To Boost That Turkey Chemical

And Make Super Sleepy Sandwiches For All My Classmates.

Then When They Fall Asleep,

You're Going To Draw Mustaches On Them, Right?

I Am Now!

What Are You Doing Here?

- Dad's Having His Parent-Teacher Conference

With Mr. Begbouday.

Oh, How Was Your Interview At Clown College?

This Is My Camouflage Outfit.

I've Got Get Back In There And Get My Power Booster Back.

Good Luck, 'Cause He's Coming.

Sorry I Doubted Your Plan.

- Well, Turns Out Mr. Begbouday Has Hit Bottom

And Is Tired Of Turning The Other Cheek.

The Point Is, He Quit.

- He Quit? But What About My Grade?

- You're Gonna Have To Ask Your New Chemistry Substitute.

Will He Be Here Tomorrow?

I Sure Will.

- Wait, Dad, You're Gonna Be Our New Chemistry Sub?

Why Not, Right?

He Went To College, He's Got A License,

And He's A Scientific Genius.

What Did You Call Water Again?

H2o.

- Stop Showing Off, Jimmy Neutron!

Hey, Come On. Let Me Show You Around.

Hey, You. Show This Guy Around.

Dad Can't Be A Sub Here.

How Am I Going To Pull Off My Prank

With Thunderman Roaming The Halls?

I Think It's Great.

He'll Right Wrongs, Stamp Out Injustice,

And Give Helpless Students The "A"S They Deserve.

I'm Not Giving Up Yet.

As Long As No One Can See Me, This Isn't Over.

- Hi, Phoebs. Hey, Max.

I'm A Locker!

Let's Go, You Two!

Time For School!

Don't Forget To Close That Door.

- What Is The Big Deal About This Door?

- Yeah, What Are You Guys So Afraid Of?

Squirrel!

- Ah! The Outside Is Inside!

Relax.

If Cartoons Have Taught Us Anything,

It's That Squirrels Are Loveable.

Cartoons Lie!

- Hello, Future Scientists!

I Am Albert Einstein,

Und Velcome To Chemistry!

What Have You Done?

- Hey, If Einstein Gets Me Into Hero University,

Then It's All Guten Tag.

- Phoebe, You Just Said, "Hello."

Yeah, To An "A" In Chemistry.

What? What?

- Dad Will Not Ruin Max Thunderman Day.

I'm Getting My Power Booster Back.

- Und Now, Because My Mustache Is Very Itchy,

I Present To You Your Real Substitute Teacher

And All-Around Cool Guy,

Hank Thunderman.

Thanks, Al.

Now, Class, I Know That You've Been Studying

Chemical Reactions.

So For Today's Experiment,

I Want You To Go Out, Find Items In The School,

Bring Them Back,

And Present Your Own Chemical Reactions.

Now, The Grade On This Experiment

Will Replace Your Last Exam Grade,

So Really Challenge Yourselves.

- Psst! Phoebe, Cover Me.

I'm Going To Melt This Lock With My Heat Breath.

Psst, Max!

No.

Hey, Dad, Did You Say

You're Replacing The Exam Grades?

Sure Did.

- Thunderman Wiping Out Injustice.

- Yikes. Are You Okay?

That Was Just A Little Wink

To Let You Know I Appreciate It.

Come On, Max. We Got To Do Our Science Assignment.

Uh, Just...

Getting Ready For Baseball Practice.

With A Sledgehammer?

Go Big Or Go Home.

- Have You Guys Caught The Squirrel Yet?

- Why Are You Wearing Max's Catcher's Outfit?