The first 200 lines.
Welcome... - We want the house for rent...
That's why I kept the board out.. please come inside..
The design is very nice uncle...
My daughter did it... carry your child...
Ok... are you vegetarian... - we are Brahmans sir...
I asked because even they have started eating non-veg
I don't like non veg smell... alcohol smell... do you understand... - ok...
Why are you going there... it's my portion...
come this way... your
portion is upstairs and there are stairways both the sides
You can go however you want... hey... do you have..
the habit of drinking... if he drinks... will I allow him...
Oh... you'll drink with him is it? no uncle..
if he drinks... I am
telling that I'll hit him... men should be like this only..
come carefully...
look down and listen to my conditions as well...
the rent is 2500 per month look down and listen to my conditions as well...
the rent is 2500 per month
5 months rent should be given as advance...
current bill is 5 Rs/unit.. if it's the first
of every month.. the rent should come on time
this is common... - what? bathroom is common?
No... the conditions I told till now is common...
look at the way I've fixed the window in that..
come this side...
this is the kitchen..
look how spacious (visalam) it is
My wife's name is also visalam only uncle.. - yes
Is it necessary now... the speciality
of this house is... from whichever angle you see..
you can look at the top of Parthasarathy temple...
Bend down and see... - it's good..
you're saying good and going...
don't you beleive in god... do the rituals...
Narayana Narayana Narayana Narayana
don't do too much... your cheeks might swell..
this is the hall... that's the bedroom...
then.. do you have the habit..
of smoking... - no.. no
Don't say no and smoke later.
I don't like smoking and I hate the smell..
this is the way to the terrace..
way to the terrace... come carefully..
Then, don't put nails in the wall.
How about god's photos? - You hang them around your neck.
In the neck? there are already nails... hang it there...
look there..
that's the ladies hostel... don't keep staring
there always.. - I don't have the habit of...
ogling.. - but they do - Narayana..
Narayana... - did you look at the temple..
the society has turned worse... - Oh for that...
Narayana Narayana.. - uncle.. is there a well here?
there is a well and motor but...
there is no water... - good - what?
there is no water in Tamil Nadu.. oh its there in this pond...
one important condition..
you should not talk like this.. - sorry... - what sorry
poori... one more small condition..
what is that... - keep your kid in your portion..
you should not send him down... - ok uncle... come down..
you please stay here... my daughter
is praying inside... I'll go and come back...
Please take...
god save everyone..
Narayana..
Narayana... theory is over..
let's start the next test...
come - do you like the house.. - oh my god.. why are you eating
tulasi... you haven't even given the advance yet..
What ma... are the conditions...
ok? - ok uncle...
this is my daughter gayathri.. hello...
hello...
Oh my god...
I am not renting you the house.. please leave...
why sir... we are ok with your conditions...
I am not ok... you've failed in the practical test...
what are you saying uncle.. - what uncle? please leave..
Oh god... the kid is peeing there...
hey... dont shout.. stop it...
any kid will do this... won't your daughter pee...
talking too much about peeing... - Gayathri..
what dad... have you got chest pain...
again... why imagining me with him?
nowadays the limit to your imagination is too much..
according to you... the guy who came now...
is my 32nd boyfriend...
I stopped my imagination with the dance.. the way he saw you...
your thought went to the bedroom?
sorry ma... - do you want more... - enough...
because of these imaginations...
the upper portion is vacant for over 6 months... - so..
I won't rent the house to someone without enquiring...
if you trust me...
you'll give... who told that I don't trust you...
Sir...
Who is that? - Hello sir.. Hmm.. hello..
greeting uncle... - what do you guys want....
we want this house for rent... who told you guys it's on rent?
we saw the tolet board and came.. I don't give bachelors..
if you trust us... you can give... - ok come..
come... let's see...
you all saw the house... do you like it..
we love the house...
very good... let me tell my conditions..
sir.. first let us tell you..
our conditions.. if you're okay
then tell us your conditions.. - great..
very good... what are your conditions..
tell me... - first condition sir.. - tell me..
we can't stand the cigarette...
smell... you can look at our lips...
and know... we don't like alcohol..
smell too... that's why we..
chose a place where there is no wine shop...
if someone has this habit in your place... please tell us.. we'll look for
another place...- hit the eye.. sir..
are you all vegetarian...
we are brahmins sir... - that's why we are asking sir...
we don't like the smell of non veg food..
we feel like puking... - super...
super... - we get up by 4 in the morning...
and study with the lights on...
we study till 12 in the night too...
we'll pay twice the current bill
because studies is important to us..
that's why we left hostel.. and look for an individual..
house.. - Oh..
is it... - yes sir.. we don't hide..
we are open.. is there any..
girl who is unmarried here.. - yes... why are you asking..
if she likes one of us... - if she likes?
you should not compel us to get married..
you're so open.. - yes sir..
we are innocent...
our policy is justice,charity, courtesy and self-control
enough enough... that's all?
or you have any other conditions...
everything is over sir... now tell us your..
conditions... - one final condition...
practical test... I'm coming dad...
yes..
I am going to college dad...
stay ma... my dear sons..
this is my daughter Gayathri... - Hello
sister.. - Oh....
again have you got chest pain.. - no ma...
they've touched my heart.. - ok..
any imagination...
not coming ma... they're so good...
why are you laughing dad... that guy who told I hate the smell...
of cigarettes...
Yes... - it feels like he's smoking one now...
an imagination...
it's not imagination... it's live...
live? Oh god... hey..
why do you this habit in this age...
then should I do this when I'm your age..
Hey... - dont... orelse I'll burn your hand...
I've told him so many times... that cigarette
is harmful... better than that there is...
Hey... Oh lord...
what's this? - Lehar strong.. - what does it mean... - beer
uncle... there is no youth without knowing this..
why are you searching my daughter...
nothing... has she taken bath...
her dress is missing in the bathroom... - Hey..
when you came here... you called her sister sinner...
Uncle... my dad's a doctor...
he got married to a nurse.. love...
before the marriage...
how my dad would have called her...
think... nurse means... he would have called her sister...
what this... looks like the drums
playing sticks... that's drum
stick chicken uncle...
Hey...
why are you eating non veg here...
it's not fair - if i eat this its unfair...
but if you drink couple of beers and..
eat this... it will give
you energy.. then..
you'll be in the loo...
who are you? you look new...
don't you know me.. - no...
I was the guy who had that pony tail...
where is the pony tail... it's here uncle...
whenever I need it... I'll keep it...
Oh god.. everybody have halted here like theives...
what are you doing here... I'm ogling at that
third house Malavika... just 2 days I'll take her..
to the movies... - you all should vacate immediately...
do it... - not me - you guys
you told that you'll vacate tomorrow if I say today know..
I've told you now...
vacate tomorrow... give it dear...
here is your advance... - have the agreement...
you told you don't want the agreement... we'll tell anything..
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