Chernobyl Diaries aka Terror en Chernobyl

Bye, L.A.!

Here we go.

My friends are morons.

You better be careful, you might end up in the Tower of London.

Criminal.

But it's gonna be you.

- Forget the plane. - This is backwards, by the way.

And here in front of us, we have the beautiful...

Danube river.

We're doing Prague.

Hi, Paul! We're at the Tower of London!

Here we come, Kiev. We're coming to see you, Paul.

You guys are ridiculous.

- Dude, it was so much fun, man. - Yeah, I can imagine.

Hey, ladies! You wanna put your stuff away?

- Sure. - Some place you got here, Paul.

I'm never leaving.

Best place ever. Ain't it right, Chris?

- I got it, it's fine. - I'll take it. I got it. I insist.

Where are we sleeping?

I told you, I put a pillow on the patio for you.

"I told you, I put a pillow on the patio for you."

You're sleeping in my room! Where do you think you're sleeping?

Oh, great. Even better. Some chick still sleeping in there?

Quite possibly.

I hope you cleaned those sheets. Or burned them.

I heard that!

- So, Kiev, huh? - Kiev, baby!

I thought for sure your add would have kicked in by now.

Dude, I'm telling you, man. I don't think I'm leaving.

I love it here! The chicks, they're fuckin' amazing.

They absolutely love Americans and they are completely fucking insane.

Yeah, well, they have to be if they want anything to do with you.

- So, Amanda. - Yeah, okay.

- What? Chris! - I knew this was coming.

Come on.

Rob literally broke up with her three weeks before we were supposed...

To come out here and Natalie had to drag her ass onto the airplane.

Perfect! Look at her.

She's lonely, she's in Europe.

Best way to get over an ex is with a fling. I could be her fling.

- You're a sick son-of-a-bitch. - I'm not sick, dude!

Would you stop?

- Do I have a shot with her? - No, you don't.

- No? All right. - Zero. Fine.

- I'll leave it alone. - Thank you.

What about you and Natalie? You guys going good?

It's creepy when you look at me like that, dude.

Hold this.

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Yeah, dude!

I haven't asked her yet. I'm gonna propose in Moscow.

- Does she have any idea? - Ah, well, I hope not.

- What about Amanda? - No.

That's awesome, dude.

Unbelievable.

A fucking riot.

Oh, man, thank you so much. This was such a good night.

Yeah, it was.

Told you, man. Okay. Save it for the apartment. Get a room!

Go to town, we're in Europe! Don't listen to him.

- Whoa! You all right? - Hello! Thank you, good save.

Watch out! These cobblestones, they'll get you.

Thank you for being a good host. We've had a lot of fun.

My pleasure. You enjoying yourself in Kiev?

I am! Yes, it's a beautiful little city.

- It's not bad, right? - Yeah, it's great.

Wait till Moscow.

Wait until you get to Moscow. You believe me?

I don't know.

Do you trust me? I don't trust you in those heels. Come here.

- Paul. Hands off! - Sorry.

- You're trouble. - I am trouble!

I can't promise what's gonna happen at the end of the road, but...

Don't fall.

Those stairs are slippery.

Please, lock your door tonight. I don't trust him.

- Christopher. - Yeah.

- You are visiting your brother in Kiev. - Yeah, well, I had to chase you down.

I didn't know when you booked this trip, it was a one-way ticket.

I missed you, buddy.

Yeah, I missed you too, man. It's good to see you.

- How are things back home? Good? - Yeah, things are great.

Mom's worried sick, of course. You know how she is.

You spoken to Dad?

No, I, uh... no.

- You should call him. - I know I should.

- Paul, which way should we go? - Left.

Hey, hey, hey, we don't want any trouble, seriously.

- Don't touch me. - Come on.

- Good night. - Have a good night.

Good night. Bye-bye.

Come on, come on, come on.

- Fucking losers. - Real friendly people here.

Don't worry about it. We got a big day tomorrow.

Okay, I'm assuming that this is the breakfast menu? But I don't know.

Excuse me, is...

Yeah, she hasn't had her coffee yet.

Where's Paul? He's supposed to help us with this.

I don't know, I just want something greasy.

Can you just point out something greasy, please?

You need the hangover special.

Amanda, I want to apologize for Paul's behaviour last night.

Oh, please. He's fine. I mean, I know the type, you know?

Just all talk.

Yeah, well, with him, it's not always just talk.

I can handle him, I'm not too worried about it. You know?

And I'm sure, deep down in there...

- Very deep down, very... - Somewhere...

He's a good guy, you know? It's just an act, that's all.

I mean, he's related to you, baby, and you turned out all right.

- That's true. - Yeah, you're okay.

That's true. Just let me know if I need to kick his ass for you.

- Thanks, dude. Hello! - Morning, children.

- How are you doing? - Hello.

- How are you? - Fantastic.

So, I know I said we're going to Moscow.

But I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want an answer.

The answer is already no.

You guys ever heard of chernobyl?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Isn't that where the nuclear disaster happened?

Yes. I met this really cool guy, uri, who's a...

Have you heard of extreme tourism?

Somehow, I haven't, no.

You guys see where this is going, right?

We're going to Moscow, as we talked about.

Chris? Can I please finish?

So, there's this place called PRIPYAT. It's a town right next to chernobyl.

Uri, who is very excited to take us there, is an extreme tour guide.

He's gonna show us this city that was abandoned overnight.

Literally. They had no time to take anything.

Factories, schools, stores, homes, apartments, everything's still there.

Imagine the photo shoot you can have there, Amanda?

Yeah, but, radiation levels or something.

- It's probably pretty dangerous, right? - We're only gonna be there for a day.

A few hours, see some cool shit and then we split.

- How are we gonna get there? - Uri's gonna take us.

- He's got a van. - A van?

- Yeah. - He has a van?

He has a van!

Okay...

Aside from the sketchy van situation...

And if you promise that this tour is safe...

I think it could be kinda cool.

- That's what I'm talking about. - You're kidding.

No. I mean-I don't know. He's right.

We're in Europe, we might as well...

See as much as we possibly can while we're here.

I don't know.

- Tell me you don't want to meet uri. - I don't want to meet uri.

How can you say that? You haven't even met him yet.

Okay, we'll take some pictures, explore a bit, and then we'll be on our way.

Just as planned. Right?

I don't like that he's rubbing off on you.

He's definitely not rubbing off.

You're incredible, you know that?

All right, let's just settle this by a show of hands, please?

Who's coming with Paul to chernobyl?

- Yeah! - You're kidding me, right?

You guys are so weak.

All right, kids! Welcome to uri's extreme travel. Let's do it.

Welcome to uri's extreme.

Uri!

What's up, buddy?

Good morning.

- Come in! Welcome, welcome. - All right, man! The gang is all here.

- This is my little brother Chris. - How you doing?

His girlfriend Natalie. The lovely Amanda.

- Guys, this is uri. - Hi.

Hello.

So, I was telling them about our little adventure today...

And Chris got parental, as usual.

So I figured you'd give him a little peace of mind...

Before he pisses his pants.

- You're feeling, uh, nervous? - No, I'm not. I'm not nervous.

It's a nice shop you got here, it's very, uh, professional.

Thank you. It's all mine.

- It's all yours, huh? - Yeah, very nice.

- Yes, it's all mine. - Well, what are you, ex-military?

Yes, special forces.

What does it matter if he's a fuckin' magician, dude?

I'm just asking a fucking question.

Okay. Uri, what's the plan for today? What are we doing?

Well, this is a very well organized tour.

I've been taking special adventurous tourists for a while now...

So you should feel very, how do you say?

- Special? - Special, I like that.

Okay, so imagine, you have big city and no one's there. All to yourself.

Is it safe?

Of course it's safe. This is not my first rodeo, Natalika.

- So sorry we're late! - We're here.

Hey, you guys are for the special tour, yeah?

Yeah!

I'm Michael, this is my viking Zoe.

How you doing? Chris. Nice to meet.

What's up, man? I'm Paul. Nice to meet you, buddy.

- Okay, we go! - We go now.

- Come, come. - All right.