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I love you.

Dan. That's not really the reaction i was hoping for.

What is that? It's from my father, and it's been opened.

You don't get to judge me ever again. Tell me that you didn't sleep with your ex-Husband.

I did kiss him, but that's all. You have the wrong idea. I'm not some sort of trophy husband.

It's okay. We all sacrifice our independence for love.

You took the wrong boat. No, actually, this s the one with the cash.

Mine had the "e" in it.

I spent 18 years acceptng the fact my mother was dead. Your real mother

Would never turn her back on a chance to now you.

I don't have a real mother, blair. It doesn't mean you're alone.

I really think that we should try to take this slow.

Yeah, yeah, i was thinking the same thing.

This wasn't a date. If you want one, you'll have to ask.

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Get up and go at it, upper east side.

I hear little j. Is having foreign relations

With a handsome attachã©.

We always knew she had friends in high places.

But how low will she go? What are you even doing here?

You said your stepmom hadn't gotten up before noon all week. But if she does,

Then you'll be spending the day hiding in my closet. Kinky. All right, i'll go.

I just wanted to make sure we're still on for tonight. Oh, yea@ i was thinking italian.

Maybe morandi or il buco?

I mean, if you don't want to go downtown,

We could just walk over to tony's.

Oh, well, not that i don't love popcorn and a movie,

But i mean, it's saturday night. I wanted to go out. We are.

In fact, we have half a dozen deliveries to make

At some parties. Again? You're the only dealer in town?

No rest for the wicked.

I'm gonna have to leave these here for the day if that's cool. Yeah, okay. Jenny's drug way station.

I guess that'u the one good thing

About my parents being in this huge, unexplained figh.

I cn think of others.

Hey, don't-Don't you wanna answer that?

No.

Hello, father.

No. No, i can't this evening.

I have plans.

Just a friend.

Okay.

All right, shall we take care of this?

What?

Nothing.

Ow.

Since when do you cook?

Honestly, i didn't even know we had a fridge until this morning.

Hey, hey, hey, hey! We're not heathens.

Stop.

I told you i was good in the kitchen.

The cocktail olives i could've done without, thugh.

Not really a breakfast food. I'm still hungry.

Doesn't rufus make brunch on saturdays?

I prefer this breakfast.

Oh, god!

Oh, god. Chuck!

Of course.

Not to be outdone. God forbid.

Yes! That's it! God)

Yes!

Oh, don't stop! God, chuck!

Oh, god, that's it! Yeah! Hello?

Hey, it's me. Chuck?

Oh! Where are you?

Early meeting.

Look, i forgot my cell. Can you stick it in my briefcase?

God, yes! Chuck! Don't stop! Uh... blair is sort of in there right now.

Which is why i need you to grab it. She can get curious,

And right now is not a good time. Oh, god! Yes!

Yeah, man. Uh, will do. Great.

Yes! God, chuck!

God, chuck!

Yes!

Oh, god, chuck! Blair?

Yes, right there! Oh!

Haven't you heard of knocking? I did knock, but you didn't hear me.

We heard you, though. I'm sorry. Was it awkward?

Are you trying to prove some kind of point? Yes. But i shouldn't hav.

I'm just glad i got chuck's couch scotchgarded.

Now if you'll excuse me,

Louis vuitton is doing metallic booties for spring.

B.?

S.?

Talk to me. Tell me what's wrong.

Chuck and i aren't connecting right now.

You mean...

not just like that.

But thanks so much for the constant reminder.

Sorry.

He's shutting me out...

in his head all the time.

Normally, i'd chalk it up to just him being him.

But... last week he went through something,

And...

if he's still upset, i just want him to be able to talk to me.

Well, how do you usually pull these things out of him?

Pretty much what you just heard, sans fashon magazine.

I've tried all micks. He's not interested.

I just wanna make him feel better.

Hey. Melissa.

Uh, dan. Bit overdressed, aren't we?

I have an extra pair of board shorts

If you want to join me. Hit ocean drive?

Um... uh... maybe some other time.

Just listen to me. All right, i- I know i screwed up,

And i don't blame you for not returning my phone calls.

But... i miss you.

And what i said at the hospital, well, i meant it as a friend,

Only as a friend. Dan, it's cool. You don't have to explain.

No, no, no, no, no, i really do because i-I really want things

To go back to the way they were. What do you say?

We could hang out today, we could remind ourselves

How normal it can be between us. Actually, the dorm's throwing

This huge south beach party tonight. Great, i love parties.

And i'm going with paul. I love paul.

Don't you think the three of us hanging out would be weird? Weird?

No. No, i'll bring a date. What date?

Well, if you would've returned any number

Of my 10,000 phone calls,

You would know that i've started seeing someone.

I mean, it's not serious at all, but, uh...

Look, it'll be fun and normal. I promise. Fine. The party starts in an hour.

Okay, great. All right.

Wait. What's her name?

Melissa.

Yeah, her name's melissa. It's a good name. See you soon.

Hi.

Hey, uh, do you know a girl named melissa?

Everybody decent in here?

Oh, hey.

Ah. Got it. What are you doing?

Um, my phone's dead. I was gonna use chuck's.

Tere's a phone in the living room. I know.

I wanted to check a tweet. Wait.

Wait, chuck asked you to grab his phone when he called,

Didn't he? Chuck called?

No. I mean, yeah, he called.

But he just wanted me to put his phone in his briefcase

So he doesn't forget it. That's it. Oh, god, i miss that.

What? Dating someone who's a horrible liar. So much easier.

Chuck didn't want me to see his phone.

Hand it over, archibald. Nate.

There's hal a dozen calls from a number i've never seen,

And... a message.

One, two, three, four, five. Jenny?

I was just going out for a coffee...

hi, lily. You're up really early.

Uh, you remember damien, right? He just stopped by.

What is going on here? Or do i even have to ask?

Lily, i'm-I'm...

I'm so sorry. Please, please don't tell my dad. Please.

I want both of you in the living room now.

You, get dressed.

I shouldn't.

I turned over a new lea-

A new, non-Meddling leaf from the trust tree.

If he want keep secrets, then...

but he shouldn't. Something is bothering him,

And he's not telling me about it.

What am i supposed to do, right? Blair, put the phone down,

And talk to him when he gets home.

What it's this number.

It's the same numer he called me from this morning.

Charles, it's me again.

I know i keep calling, but you haven't returned,

And there are things you need to know,

Things i need to tell you.

I'm still at the algonquin but i'm checking out today.

I hope you'll change your mind. Elizabeth fisher was staying at the lgonquin.

Who's elizabeth fisher? Her name used to be evelyn,

And she's my mother.

And just like that,

We get the mother of all questions.

Chuck, how is that even possible?

Bart told you your mother died.

He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten

And that blue chip stocks are great for birthday gifts.

He told me what he wanted me to believe.

Chuck ran into a woman at bart's grave and tracked her down.

She told us she was just one of bart's friends,

But i guess...

you okay, man?

Why wouldn't i be? You don't seem excited.

After all this time of thinking your mother is gone,

Now you have a second chance. A chance for what? Why even come back?

She's here now. Who cares why? I've got a pretty good idea what er motivation is.

Throw this away. Chuck, no.

Serena, just - You have no idea what happened 20 years ago,

Why she stayed away.

You have to at least let her explain. No, i really don't. I'm going to the bar for a drink.

If you're planning on doing any more sleuthing behind my back,

I can leave you the combination for the hotel safe.

He's gonna be fine. He's being crazy.

What are we gonna do? Nothing.

You didn't see his face when he confronted this woman,

And she sent him away. He's had enough paiinis life.

If he doesn't wanna hear her story,

Then i'm gonna respect that, and so will you.