Kasper van Kooten: Veelvraat

-Previously on... -Hey, you go to OSU?

I, uh, go to Tulsa, university.

My dream house!

Been driving past this house since I was a kid.

-You should go to the open house.

-Vicki! -Robert. I heard you were back.

-Yeah, about a month. I miss Tulsa.

-You're pretty cute when you're trying to cheer me up.

That is the goal.

-I've gotten us paired with Texas.

- The risk is obviously being paired

with someone who upstages you.

This means we'll be working with Mandy Green.

-Why do you have a picture of her in here?

-So that I don't forget she's out there, living.

-Brittany and I are on our way to Tulsa right now.

I can't wait to meet Samantha tomorrow.

Really looking forward to it.

- This is completely unacceptable.

What kind of operation are you running here?

-It's a Humphries Electronic Super Center.

-This was supposed to be a Miss Oklahoma event,

exclusively Miss Oklahoma.

But what, you just decided to let Texas glom on?

-I wasn't really a part of the decision making...

-Do you know how many times Texas has threatened to secede?

Now, I love this country. Do you?

-Ma'am, the entire Humphries corporation loves this country.

-Well then, you shouldn't be undermining Miss Oklahoma's campaign

in favor of a state that's given us nothing but Vanilla Ice and Astroturf.

-Look, ma'am, I don't totally understand why this is an issue.

Last week I was doing maintenance at a Shawnee store,

and now I'm running a Super Center in Norman.

You see what I'm saying? Today's kind of a big deal for me.

Vicki!

Mandy!

Well, I just wanna thank you so much

for letting us join today.

-Of course. This is exactly how I wanted today to happen.

Thank you so much for your help.

I'm sure you have a lot to do.

Oh, and congratulations on your promotion.

- Thanks. -Now, I know I just sprung this on you last minute,

but if we're going to be paired, I figured why not dive right in?

-I couldn't agree more. -And this is such a meaningful event for us.

Humphries is so important to the Texas community.

Of course. I mean, obviously, the Humphries family is from Oklahoma,

so they're like royalty here.

Well, I suppose they're important everywhere.

-They really are. So important everywhere.

Particularly in Dallas. Where Denise Humphries lives.

With her four beautiful children.

-It's just so nice to see you, Mandy.

Hmm.

-Great. Y'all sit right there. You ladies look very pretty.

-Thank you. -Very pretty.

So, do you go by Sam or Samantha?

Some people call me Sam.

Cool. I like "Sam."

-Uh, come to aisle 5 and have your photo taken

with the ladies who are competing

to be the next Miss America Starred and Striped United States.

The guy in the camo hoodie

is 100% gonna jerk off in the bathroom after this.

Wait, really?

-Oh, definitely. He has all the vibes of the sash chaser.

I really hate meet-and-greets.

You don't look like you hate them.

-Just wait, you do this long enough

and you'll be able to smile like a psychopath

for 18 hours a day no matter what's happening.

-We should hang out some time. Gimme your number.

OK. Yes, definitely.

Hi, ladies.

Hey, Sam!

Manipulative little monster.

-She actually seems really nice. She asked me to hang out.

-Absolutely not. She might seem nice,

but trust me, that's only because she's good at this.

Good at meet-and-greets?

-No. Well, yes, she's great at that, too.

-She has this ability to make every person feel

like she's speaking only to them.

I know exactly what you mean.

-Yeah, we get it, she knows how to work an electronics store.

I was referring to the mental voodoo.

She's trying to get into your head, mess with you.

Psychological warfare.

-I really don't think that's what she's trying to do.

-Oh, Samantha, so help me God, you do not hang out with that girl.

You can spend some time with Mary instead.

-I want you to work with her on her walk tomorrow.

She can't keep wobbling around like some baby giraffe.

-When did rich people get together and decide

they all need kitchen islands to be 30 feet long?

I need an extra arm just to clean this thing.

Bella.

What?

Never mind.

You OK? -Yeah, I'm fine. Why?

-I don't know, you just seem happy.

No, I'm not.

Oh, OK, never mind, then.

-Actually, Mom, there is something I wanted to talk to you about.

OK.

-Well, I need a community service credit.

For school.

And I found this animal shelter that needs volunteers.

But the thing is, it's Saturdays and Sundays here in Tulsa.

Well, I don't mind driving you.

-Yeah, but that would be crazy, having to constantly drive back and forth.

I thought maybe I should spend some weekends with Aunt Vicki.

You wanna spend some weekends with Aunt Vicki?

No, I don't want to.

She's the only person I know in Tulsa.

-Well, you can ask her, Belle, but you know your aunt,

she'll probably be too busy.

She's not the type to change her schedule for family.

And don't let her start messing with your eyebrows or nothing.

I mean it.

Bella? Is everything OK?

-Hey, Aunt Vicki. -What's wrong, did something happen?

-What are you talking about? Calm down, everything's fine.

Sorry.

You just don't normally...

What's up, honey?

Well, uh...

I have to do this community service thing in Tulsa,

so I was wondering...

if I could spend some weekends at your place?

My place?

You mean at my house? You wanna stay with me?

If you don't mind.

I think that would be fine.

Awesome. I'll see you tonight.

Oh, tonight?

Sure.

I'll see you tonight.

Oh, my God! Sam!

Oh, I missed you so much! -I missed you, too!

-We have literally been telling everyone how you used to work here.

You're our claim to fame. -Oh, come on.

Uh-huh. Everyone, everyone.

This is our very own Miss Oklahoma U.S.

These are for you to take home. You're getting too skinny.

-Thanks. But... I can't eat these, Deb.

-Oh, don't be ridiculous. Sure you can.

-No, I really can't. Sorry. -Oh.

That's fine, they're just, um, the same stuff anyway.

Butter, flour, sugar.

So... they're, um, they're being pretty strict with you, I guess.

-It's definitely different than being Miss Claremore.

-Mm-hmm. -I had to get totally naked for a spray tan.

This woman used like this... Hey!

-This woman used like this handheld sprayer thing,

like this big.

And she basically contoured my ass crack.

Why would she do that?

-They just... take every last inch into account.

Even the stuff that stays covered.

Oh, Jesus!

But on the up side,

my ass looks awesome.

So, how are you doing?

Oh, good. Totally good.

How's your family?

The same, you know.

Yeah.

Well, my parents definitely miss having you over for dinner.

Oh, I miss it, too.

-And I just want to let you know that no matter what happens

when all this is over, we got your apron here waiting for you.

Oh. Thanks.

But... hopefully...

hopefully... like, who knows what will happen at Nationals?

Of course. You never know.

But it's gonna be real competitive.

And you should just be so proud of yourself

for making it to state level.

That's huge.

So, if the time comes, just give me a week's notice,

and I'll get you right back on the schedule.

- You look like Savannah. - You're Savannah?

- I guess I should probably tell you, I'm not Savannah.

- Did not expect this. Not at all.

I'm actually Rene Mallone,

cofounder and CFO of Painting Laboratories.

- Oh, my God! -So, are you familiar with the show Undercover Boss?

I am, yeah.

You are on Undercover Boss.

- Oh, my God, I'm dying. You're killing me.

So, Macy...

-Hey. -Hey.

Hey. What's up?

Somebody's late.

Excuse me?

You're late.

Is there a boy or something?

-I'm sorry, are you under the impression

that you and I are friends who joke about our personal lives with each other?