Yangtze River Siren (长江妖姬)

The water of the Changjiang River

started from Kunlun and poured into the East Sea.

The landscapes along the river are beautiful.

The nimbus of the heavens spread wildly.

Everything is nourished by the river.

Countless demons turned into elves.

Are you craving the hot pot?

Or?

Hotpot.

But I crave you more.

What a pity of this tofu!

I must have a taste of you.

What a beauty!

The moonlight shines above the river.

The red soup stands for the farewell to the past.

The clear soup will let your memory fade away.

When I slim down,

I see the love birds bathing in the sun.

Beauty, what a good poem it is!.

My lord, what else do you want to eat?

I'll eat whatever you want.

I want your heart and brain.

Are you willing to give me?

Of course.

Demon, you're not running away from me!

Liangchai, hurry up!

The ferry is ahead.

Hurry!

Slow down.

Be careful.

Slow down.

Mister, we want to go to Gong Bund.

That's a bit far.

It will take days to get there. Just give me one tael.

Seriously? Why is it so expensive?

You're new here.

There are a lot of waves on the river recently. It's dangerous to sail.

Liangchai.

Two taels.

I'll put it here.

Thank you.

Now I really feel

the wind blows fast at midnight

and flips over the river to wash away the remaining heat.

Seriously? Do you really have to recite poems now?

What?

Did something fall into the river?

No.

I suddenly thought of my wife.

I feel I'm full of energy now.

Why is my heart beating faster when the wind blows more heavily?

Sit tight.

The dancing beauty is like a lotus spin.

The world has eyes to appreciate such a beauty.

I'm Sui Yuan.

Thank you for saving me.

I haven't known your name yet.

My name is Jiang Xiaoyu.

Fish swim fast under the river.

The birds fly over the forest.

The small fish in the river is also great.

No.

Yu comes from the name of Concubine Yu.

I know Farewell to My Concubine.

Concubine Yu must be the most beautiful...

I'm sorry I was rude.

You have to eat something.

If you starved to death on my boat,

I would have saved you for nothing.

I will repay you for saving my life.

Miss Jiang, please.

Miss Jiang, are you alright?

Mr. Sui, you are so indifferent.

Let me serve you.

No, no.

Miss Jiang, your skirt is torn.

I think

you don't like the hot pot I made for you.

That's why you refused me.

I didn’t mean that.

Please don't misunderstand me, Miss Jiang.

Then please eat it while it’s hot.

Miss Jiang, I can do it by myself.

I really didn't mean it.

There must be no such thing in the human world.

Only heaven can get such a piece of tofu.

You're so knowledgeable that everything you say is poetic.

Why don't you listen to me?

I'm all ears.

What a beauty! The moonlight shines above the river.

The red soup stands for the farewell to the past. The clear soup will let your memory fade away.

When I slim down, I see love birds...

The red soup stands for the farewell to the past.

The clear soup will let your memory fade away.

Wonderful.

Good poem.

Sorry, I couldn't help cheering

and interrupted you.

Are you from Dujiangyan?

Where are you going?

How can you tell I'm from Dujiangyan?

I'm going to Gong Bund

to deal with some family matters.

Let me help you.

Thank you, Miss Jiang. I can do it by myself.

Thank you.

You can keep it.

I'll return it to you after I wash it.

Eat it while it's hot.

It won't taste good when it's overcooked.

You can only eat things from the red soup.

Miss Jiang, why aren't you eating?

Let's eat together.

Slow down.

The east wind blows and flowers bloom at night.

Petals fall

like shooting stars.

The bright place over there

is where you are going to.

The boat can't stay here.

I can only say goodbye to you here.

Then, I will

return this handkerchief to you next time.

It's okay. It's good

for you to keep it as a souvenir.

How beautiful it is!

All of you from the east street, west lane, the south and the north.

Big discount for the hotpot anniversary sales!

The century-old soup base.

The original price is 120 copper cash per person.

The current price is 100 copper cash per person.

A century-old soup base? Ew.

Go away!

Can the four of us pay 300?

No, the price is fixed.

What kind of discount is this?

If you want to eat, please come in.

If you don't want to eat, just leave. Don't make a fuss.

Let's go.

Please come in.

Why are they all leaving?

I'm not hungry.

Come on.

I'm not hungry.

What are you doing? I'm not hungry.

I'm really not hungry.

I suggest you to sit still.

The evil energy has invaded your organs.

If you don't remove it,

I'm afraid you won't live long.

It's such a pity to die.

I think my life is in danger now.

Let go of me.

My dear,

have you been to any strange places recently?

Yes, I came into this gangster inn.

Gangster inn?

I'll show you how we do our dirty biddings.

What are you doing?

The people here are so rude.

Is this a lawless area?

Double.

No.

More.

I won't double it. I won't double it.

Bravo!

Excellent!

Great!

Awesome!

Come on.

Let's eat.

Are you afraid I'll poison you?

You're not leaving unless you finish eating.

I'm saving you. Don't be ungrateful.

Madam, I'm really not hungry.

What were you calling me just now?

Who did teach you to call a beauty Madam?

I'm a young beauty.

Ma...

Again?

My lady.

That's more like it.

It's okay.

No one dares to dine and dash here.

You can work here.

or pay me next time.

I won't come here again.

Come on. Hurry up.

What sorcery did you cast on me?

Don't be so surprised.

It is the evil aura in your body,

which is being melted by my hot pot.

Let me ask you again.

What happened to you recently?

I fell into the river

and I was saved by Miss Jiang on a boat.

Miss Jiang on a boat?

And then?

Then she treated me a hot pot with dual soup bases.

She did cast spells, but she didn't kill anyone.