Mirciulica (Mirciulică)

Mircea Popa, prosecutor.

Prosecutor Popa.

Prosecutor. Mircea Popa.

I can't believe it. You put on the shirt by yourself.

I'm sure you wrinkled it. Have something to eat.

Something from the buffet. Everything is free.

Mum, I'm too nervous to eat before an exam.

The admission will take four hours. Do you want to faint?

Don't insist! I might be late.

Isn't he handsome?

He's so nervous.

He's taking an exam to become a prosecutor.

If you ever have problems, call us in Gherla and it's solved.

-You already told me. -It doesn't hurt to say it twice.

Right.

-Have a nice day! -You too.

Honey, wait for me!

Five minutes left.

Get ready to finish!

-See, you should have eaten. -Just leave me alone!

You'll try again next year.

You'll come back home with us, have your own room,

and I'll never bother you.

I'll speak to the girls in Financial Administration

and we'll find you a job, to gain some experience.

Forget your connections! Could you stay out of it?

I was thinking…

Don't tell everyone that you failed the exam.

Don't tell anyone you want to take it again next year.

It's not that I don't trust you, but people talk. Okay?

I told my kid, if you are good and mind your own business,

you'll get to prison.

As a security guard in prison, you're set for life, trust me.

Hi, Mircea!

Lena's son, from the Financial Administration.

Too much school and still living with his mum.

-Hi! -Can I get a coffee?

Guatemala, Ethiopia, India, Brazil?

Regular with milk and sugar. With extra milk.

- A straw as well? - Do I have to use one?

How about some milk and cocoa? It's morning, after all…

Oh, I shouldn't drink it with milk.

Then sugar, no milk.

Brown sugar?

You mean, black?!

- Isn't it bitter? - That's how it should to be.

Get me a black coffee.

Great! I like strong-minded men.

- How is it? - Different.

What can I get you?

A white coffee.

I graduated Law in Cluj with a general 9.66/10.

I got my Degree in Administrative Law. I think I can be useful in your company.

I like you. I want to see how you're doing.

Make yourself useful and bring a coffee with milk and lots of sugar.

I did overtime with a lady last night and I'm exhausted.

I'm here for the legal advisor position.

I can help you in legal matters.

Yes. Bring me a coffee the legal way. You buy it, not steal it.

What are you doing? Lying in bed in your dirty clothes?

Get up!

Take off your trousers. I'm washing dark clothes.

Hurry up! What are you waiting for?

I struggle to keep the house clean and tidy up

and you come and lie down on the clean sheets.

- Oh, mister legal advisor! How is it? - Fine.

The garbage sector is good?

I don't deal with garbage. I work in an office.

Office work?

Do you know what you are? Some kind of man secretary.

Whatever you say, that's not a man's job.

Better than unclogging toilets. I don't stink when I get home.

Unclogging toilets helped me raise you. Everything you have was earned like that.

Where do you think I got money to buy you all kinds of bullshit?

- Don't you have anything to do? Get lost! - I don't mean any harm.

We could use an extra salary in this house.

But knowing him… he won't last more than two months in this company.

- I feel pity for you! - Just let him be, don't be upset.

Take your trousers off so I can wash them.

I broke up with him.

He suggested I should join him at the gym. Does he mean I'm fat?

Listen… Can you send me your vanilla cake recipe?

Please, send it on WhatsApp. Take care! Bye!

Man, I can tell you're new here. You really feel like working.

- In one month, you'll take it easy. - What do you do?

These packages are for the journalists.

This is for a lady from the Environmental Guard.

- Why? - What? So we are friends with everyone.

We don't need new clients. We are a sanitation company.

On a 10-year contract with the townhall. Time flies, we get money.

We just focus on the people who look after us.

But is this thing legal?

Is it legal to tip a waiter who was extremely nice to you?

You see?

Let me give you an original tracksuit.

It costs 150 euros in store. I'll give it to you for 80.

- It's not really my style… - I feel sick when I hear you say that.

Look at you! You're a young man…

And… you're young. Wearing a pensioner's clothes.

- What car have you got? - That Golf over there.

Oh man, no shag in plan for you.

70 euros, because we are colleagues. I can't believe you can't afford it.

Okay, give it to me!

- Red or green? - Green!

- Green. What size? - S.

It looks better in an M size.

If you want to get laid, get rid of that crap car.

- May I help? - No.

I'll get you a new car.

Had I been seven years younger, I would've dated you both.

Mirciulica, you haven't told me what a lovely view you have here.

- I'd get such a job myself. - What are you doing here?

But why are you still here? It's time to go home.

Greetings to the boss!

Are you giving me a lift home?

Cucu, stop coming to my office. You'll get me in trouble.

You have two cute problems there I can deal with.

I'll solve them, don't worry.

Where's your car? Weren't you a Uber driver in Cluj?

I lost my driving licence.

- How did it happen? - I got drunk.

- Did you get caught driving? - No, I can't find my licence.

And what's the plan?

I need to go see a woman right now.

I meant, your plan in general. About money and…

You're 40, remember?

Everyone is trying to get more money… for what?

They want to get clothes, cars and apartments.

Do you know why? So they can impress women.

I don't need money. Women love me as I am.

Do you know when women are home alone? When men are at work.

That's why I don't have a job. Stop here!

- What? - Stop here!

Careful.

- Mircea, this is Mariana! - Hi!

- Mircea, my cousin. - Actually, he's my uncle.

Shut up and drive us to the city center.

- Do I look like a taxi driver? - Do you think I have money for taxi?

- I've missed you. - I don't believe that.

I don't know what got into me.

I do know.

Stop here for five minutes. I need to get something. Only five minutes.

Did you get what you needed?

I hope I didn't get anything. But she got a lot from me.

- For half an hour? Really? - I'm not young anymore.

What do you tell them? You don't have money.

- What are your lines? - I tell them I really like them.

I pay them fancy compliments like 'You are my sun, my wonder,

you are my star, my life and I can't live a second without you…'

Why that look? You can't imagine how much they love it.

- But these are very cheap lines. - You're right, but listen to me.

You're a handsome, educated guy so nicely-dressed…

If you tell them my lines, you can easily have them.

Really?

No. I've just paid you a cheap compliment. You fell for it, didn't you?

That's how women fall for it. Get it now?

None of these damn chickens has laid any eggs.

- Isn't it a bit late to come home? - I had to wait for him to finish work.

- How are you, my dear? - I'm fine, busy working.

What do you do at work all day?

I deal with paperwork, study laws, stuff like that.

This sounds like light office work. It means you're not tired at all.

You can give me a hand to water the garden.

It hasn't rained in two days.

Is your phone ringing?

Yes, it's ringing. Give me a minute.

You just can't be bothered to work, can you?

Why work so hard for a couple of tomatoes and potatoes?

I can get them for you from the market.

What should I do if I don't work? Go to the village pub?

Or should I watch TV all day and go crazy?

That's better than working hard.

If I didn't work, we'd have two lazy people in the house.

Yeah.

Lazy man! Aren't you done talking on the phone?

- Did I tell you I missed you? - You should be ashamed.

Don't be lazy at work. The world is full of lazy people.

You people and your phones!

Hi, mum!

Ask her if she forgot the way to my place.

I'm helping grandma in Chinteni.

I took you a good school, yet you prefer the countryside.

Let's not fight. I have work to do. We'll speak when I get home.

What are you wearing?

Busy talking to your women?

- I'm helping her pick what to wear. - You're the best person to ask.

Can I borrow your purse for a wedding? I'll give it back.

- I will if you take care of it. - I'll be careful.

The car has driven 150k km, it's like brand new.

Driven only in 5th gear.

It's full option.

Hello, boss!

Boss, you look great! Have you lost weight?

The hell I did!

Mister Codreanu!

Sit down!

Look what he's doing.

- Mister Codreanu! - Yes.

I'd like to get more involved at work. I'm wasting my time.

I'd take on extra tasks, learn new things.