Women in Trouble

You gonna do that all night?

As long as it takes.

They're gonna hang us first thing tomorrow.

It's not tomorrow yet.

You mean you still think the real robbers

might come forward?

That's a one-in-a-million chance, Sister.

Well, that's still one chance.

You ladies can't sleep, or what?

Capitan.

You got to listen to me.

We didn't steal them cows.

It was Billy Ray and his posse.

That's what you say.

'Cause it's true.

She's never done a bad thing her whole life.

She... she's never lied or drank or smoked.

What else have you never done?

I've never been to the rodeo.

What else?

I've never gone skinny-dippin'.

Oh.

Think harder.

He wants you to say you've never been with a man.

- I won't! - Good girl.

'Cause it ain't true.

But I thought you were a virgin.

Are you kidding me?

I grew up on a ranch with six brothers.

You get in here, and I'll prove it.

I guess I can't deny a prisoner her last wish.

Hmm.

What about me?

Nuns have last wishes too.

Sorry, Sister.

You gave yourself to Jesus.

True.

But now He never calls.

Lose everything except the boots, Captain,

because tonight we accommodate

every single one of your perversions.

Mm.

Oh, shit.

That's me. Sorry.

Maybe it's Jesus calling.

So anyway, like I was telling you before...

Hello.

Hi, this is Latisha from Dr. Greenspan's office.

Am I catching you at a bad time?

No, no, no, Latisha.

Uh, tell me.

Your blood tests are done,

and the doctor would like a word with you.

Well, put him on.

You need to come into the office

so he can tell you in person.

I see.

Now what?

Holly.

Wh... what are you doing sneaking up behind my car like that?

No, it's nothing.

It's... uh, it's nothing. I am... I'm fine.

Come over here.

You sure you're okay?

I think maybe you have a concussion.

No... no, I always take my contacts out

before sex, so...

But, hey, why are you leaving?

It's just, uh, I...

I can't talk about it.

I...

I was just really looking forward

to eating your pussy.

That's sweet, but I got to run.

But I've been practicing.

You know, I've gotten way better.

Good to hear.

Careful with the car now.

Holly.

That's as straight as it gets.

I'm pregnant.

It happens.

Nothing else you need to tell me?

Congratulations.

You sure?

Plain as day.

And don't drink or smoke.

Take good care of yourself.

That's it? You swear?

You may want to stay in the shade.

It's a scorcher out today.

How can I be pregnant?

Are you a virgin?

No.

Then you can be pregnant.

Nick, uh, it's Elektra.

We need to talk.

Uh, will you call me back, please?

It's... it's really important.

All right.

Bye.

Honey.

Ah, you're breaking up.

I can't...

Well, I only sound confused because I find it confusing.

That's ridiculous.

If she doesn't want to go, why insist on her going?

Then who's fighting the losing battle here?

Uh-huh, right.

Right.

But every daughter has a strained relationship

with her mother.

Yes, they do.

Look at us with Mom.

Ugggh.

Okay.

You know what? Your funeral.

She's gonna be in therapy about this for years.

Guaranteed.

Different therapist, that's all.

Honey, I know you're saying something really mean

to me right now, but I just can't hear you.

You're breaking up.

I can't hear...

Call...call... just call me back.

Call me back.

Do I always have to have the last word?

I don't think so.

Do you, on the other hand,

always make everything about yourself?

No doubt about it.

Uh.

I'm stepping into an elevator, so I might lose you.

I...

Hello? Doris? Do?

It's hard to believe your aunt and I

came out of the same womb.

You're not listening to a word I'm saying,

are you, Charlotte?

Ten years ago, it was a privilege to have one.

Now it's a privilege not to, huh?

You're kidding.

- Hi. - Hi, Travis.

Hi, Mr. McPherson.

You know where to go. She'll be right with you.

I'll be back in an hour.

- Okeydokey. - All right.

I read your story.

You didn't like it.

I did.

You're a very promising writer.

Your vocabulary is very impressive.

But?

No but.

You didn't find it too... dark?

Wasn't that the whole point?

I guess.

I mean, you can see why

your mom would be worried about it, can't you?

If she read anything other than self-help books,

she might not have been that shocked.

Did she actually use that word?

She's worried about the witch thing.

Yeah.

So let's talk about that.

You think you're a witch?

I'm not technically a witch, but my grandmother was,

so I think I inherited some of it.

- Like what? - Like...

I can see ghosts.

Give me an example.

You mind if I smoke?

Go ahead.

Addy feels really guilty

about sending Caterpillar Girl away,

because I was at summer camp

when she had the house exorcised.

Your mom had the house exorcised?

She hired this spiritualist

to come and "cleanse the vibes" or whatever,

and Caterpillar Girl freaked out and left.

And who is this Caterpillar Girl?

My friend.

She was a ghost.

Is a ghost.

Wherever she is.

She died 20 years ago.

This freak accident at Rockerland.

She fell off this roller coaster called the Caterpillar.

Her family sued the park, and they shut it down.

You can look it up.

And she lived in your house?

My room was her room.

And you're sure she's a ghost and not an imaginary friend?

Apples and oranges.

I really miss her.

What's the difference between a ghost

and an imaginary friend?

Imaginary friends you just make up.

You tell them what to do.