Tyler Perry's Assisted Living

What is this place?

This shit is tore up!

- You said your grandfather lives here?

Yeah.

- When was the last time you came to visit him?

That'd be two years, four hours and three days.

Hook me, son.

Don't tell nobody but I grow weed in the backyard.

- Please, I want the owner arrested.

I'm the owner.

How?

I bought the place.

With, uh, what would have been your inheritance.

- If we move in here we could make some money, baby.

- Tell grandpa. - Ooh, no!

- Grandpa, Leah got something she wanna tell you.

Baby.

What?

Go tell the kids.

You go tell the kids!

Baby.

No, no, no, baby, I can't.

I cannot take it.

I can't take the disppointed look on they faces.

- Don't try to act like you like the kids.

- Don't do that, that's not funny.

They'll be fine.

Will they?

Yeah, it's beautiful...

Hell, they'll make new friends.

Will they?

We can save a lot of money.

- Yeah, and so they can go to school.

Right, right.

So, go talk to 'em.

- I'm not doing this with you today, Jeremy.

Leah.

- I'm not talking to the kids about this, I can't do that.

- Okay, alright, look, I'm going to talk to Grandpa.

Okay?

He went that way, baby.

- Baby, that's an abyss down there.

Oh.

What if I get lost?

Ooh, that'd be great.

Ooh, guess what?

And then I get your inheritance.

Hey.

You ain't in my will.

I better be.

Who gonna take care of your kids?

I'll be dead, it don't matter.

- Okay baby, I'mma wait right here for you.

- Okay. I'll be right here.

- Alright. I'm not leaving.

I'm itching.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Baby!

- Okay, maybe I can, like, decorate,

clean up a little bit.

Oh my gosh, what is that?

Skin?

Alright, okay, okay, alright.

"The assasination of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr."

Why does he have that?

Can we go now?

Sandra.

- No, I have been offline for over an hour.

You will be fine.

You don't understand.

Yes, I do.

- How could you understand, you're old?

Oh, no.

She moving towards me?

About to.

I'ma just move over here.

Smart.

I'm sorry, Mom.

- Keep it up. - I really am.

- Mm-hmm. We are here to see your grandfather, okay?

Well, didn't we see him?

- We need to spend a little more time with him.

- Yeah, 'cause every minute's like an hour

'cause he doesn't have many days left.

Phillip, that wasn't nice.

- I'm just saying, you've seen him.

- Would you stop it? I mean that, boy.

- Okay, I'm sorry for telling the truth.

Ha, ha, ha.

See, okay, alright, y'all keep it up.

Y'all gonna be his age one day.

- Oh, oh, so is that what this is all about?

What do you mean?

Oh.

She's worried that we're gonna put her and Dad

in a place like this in a couple years.

Couple years.

Okay, little girl.

- Mm-hmm. Oh, but don't worry Mom,

you're gonna love it.

You know what?

I was thinking about putting you in a place like this.

A lot sooner.

What does that mean?

You gonna find out.

- I think she's threatening us with boarding school.

- At least there'll be reception.

You're right.

- So, what do you all think of this place?

What do you mean?

- Ya know, this place. Look around.

It's sad and it smells too.

No!

I mean, you know, we could just clean up.

What do you mean, "We"?

Uh.

You and her.

- You know, we could put some paint up here

and get rid of these cobwebs.

What is she doing? - This carpet...

Ooh, I like that bookcase over there.

- I don't know, but I don't like it.

- Yeah, she needs to stop watching

those decorating shows.

- You know, that is what does it.

Yeah, yeah, HGTV.

Mm-hmm.

- Remember what she did to my room last year?

Oh, my God.

- It was awful. - It was awful!

You know what else is awful?

- What you're gonna do to us if we keep talking?

Yes, my kids are smart.

So, look, don't you see the potential in this place?

Yeah.

And I would love to see the potential

from the rearview mirror.

Oh, kids, come on.

I mean, you know, like, don't you wanna spend

just a little more time here?

- We spent enough time here, okay.

- Right, and I'm here with the loser.

You're the loser.

Your mama!

What?

Is she coming near me?

About to.

I did not... I didn't mean that.

Yes, he did.

Force of habit.

Ah-ha!

So you be talking about me?

- No, no, no, that's not what I meant.

It's like...

You... you know, the kids at school,

they be like, "Your mama fat."

And then I be like, "No, no, no, your mama so ugly."

I be like "my mama so ugly but your mama ugly."

Be like, "Your mama ugly."

You know what I mean.

- Nah, I don't know what you mean.

Explain.

Mom, you're not that old.

I mean, you know "Your mama" jokes.

- I got a joke for... - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait!

I'm sorry.

- Yeah, you keep saying you're sorry.

I mean, you know how kids are.

We're just...

Just what?

Silly.

Okay, silly.

You know what, but I really think that we should

look at this place.

Take a look around.

You don't like it?

Hey, y'all seen my Grandpa?

You can't find him, baby?

Nah.

Okay, let's leave a note.

Where was his room?

Somewhere back there.

Just follow the sound of the loud farts.

I'mma check this side.

Okay, baby.

Hey, baby.

Hmm?

This place is huge.

Is it?

Yes, yes, a lot of rooms.

Well that's good.

- Guess what, guess what? We can make a lot of money.

Okay. Okay.

Well, that's good for Grandpa.

Yeah, it is.

And good for us when we leave.

Well...

What?

- Uh, what y'all think about staying here

just a little bit longer?

Mom.