Machi Action (變身)

Big bro, does Spacehero really exist?

Of course!

Transform!

Fly never die, not try, it's fight!

Darkness falls down and justice rises up!

Oh Spacehero Fly from the sky.

Faster than light, makes evil cry.

When you're in

Danger he appears.

Not from your world I am here to protect.

Not from your world I always come correct.

Not from your world evil will get wrecked.

Spacehero Fly

Turn on the fan!

Aim that shit at him, not me!

I don't want a typhoon bitch!

My name is Tie Nan.

I play a super hero in this TV show.

I insist

No matter what

That I do all my own stunts.

Because

It is my job.

Alright, get ready!

Ready? Give him the helmet.

Let's do it!

Spacehero never dies

Cut!

You broke it.

Don't mess with my face.

C'mon Bro.

Don't worry. It's all good.

I can fix that part in editing.

Let's keep shooting!

Director

I want to do a retake.

What?! Start over?!

Yes.

But the props are ruined.

Let's take it from the part.

Where your mask gets knocked open.

No!

Some of the action was weak.

The monster didn't blow enough fire.

I thought it was fine. Not bad at all.

Kids can't tell the difference anyways.

Director

Don't take it lightly.

This is a serious responsibility.

We must give our full effort.

This guy is so into his character.

Let's start over again.

Alright everyone get ready.

Let's take it from the top!

Tell me who you came to see today?

Spacehero Fly!

Louder, Louder if you want a poster.

We'll try to get everyone's poster signed.

Everyone get in line.

I said get in line!

Let's finish this!

Spacehero never dies!

What?!

This isn't your living room.

Get out. Out!

Stingy biatch!!!

This older gentleman

Is Chairman Su.

He's the founder of SUTV station.

Thanks to him

I get to play the Spacehero.

This is Monster.

I beat him down everyday.

I beat him up everyday.

But he's my best friend.

Tie Nan, can you sign this for my son?

He's a big fan.

Sure.

There's an endorsement deal for you.

Let's talk when you have a moment.

Sure. Here you go.

Thanks.

Would you like my autograph?

Damn...treat me like I'm not even here.

Catch up later.

Transform!

Transform!

I been thinking about opening a ramen shop.

You don't make enough money from this gig?

You're big on this show. Everyone knows you.

I only play the monster.

No one ever sees my face.

I'm a nobody.

Besides, anybody can play the monster.

I gotta plan ahead for my future.

You don't have to worry.

Spacehero and Monster go hand-in-hand

Without your monster invading earth

My character would be out of work

Alright.

But I still want to open a ramen shop.

Cool. I'll eat there everyday.

It's hard to open huh?

Extremely.

Monster opened a ramen shop.

He named it Monster Ramen.

Not a very original name.

Business was good in the beginning.

But as time went on

Like the ratings for Spacehero

It got worse and worse.

Spacehero Fly, your time is up!

Surrender now!

Whoever dares to go against the Villains must die!

Surround him!

Justice always prevails.

Victory is always on my side.

Take this! My Astro-flying dart!

Take this! My Astro-flying dart!

Grow up!

You actually think you are a real Spacehero

Wait a second.

Your pork slices are getting thinner and thinner

That's cuz my knife skills are getting better

The thinner the slice the harder it is to master.

Do you understand?

Oh, give me the easy thick slices then.

Thick slice costs 50 extra.

Don't make me hurt you!

Your die hard fan is here

What happens in the next episode?!

Does Spacehero die?

Little man

Spacehero never dies!

Go home and get some sleep.

Director, Tie Nan and.

The housefly monster.

Close your eyes please.

He doesn't need any make up.

Next scene he's got his helmet on.

Oh

Spacehero never dies!

Take my death-wish ozone!

Damn, stinks!

Fly Spinning Kick!

OK!

Cut! It's good.

Director!

If Fly does a spinning kick

Bam! housefly Monster falls down.

I can add one more line.

No way!

Your ambition to rule the world is so weak!

That's more sarcastic!

This show is about Spacehero.

Who cares if it's sarcastic?

Kids won't get it.

It's just...i feel

It's no fun

That I beat Monster so easily

Since he wants to conquer the world

He should put in more effort

I do put in effort!

And

Let's get more child extras to block the stinky ozone

It will be more touching

Maybe it will help boost our ratings

Ratings have gone south a long time ago.

How about this then...

Break time!

Ah yeah! Let's eat!

Eat dinner, then save the world.

Spacehero

Can I get some help here?

BBQ rice?

Flys don't eat rice

They eat shit!

Damn,nervous?

Looking at your boyfriend's pictures?

Chairman Su

Tie Nan have a seat.

Haven't been on set to watch you guys in a while

How is everyone?

Same as always

How about you? You feeling better?

Ah, my health?

Don't know how much longer I can last.

Stop it with that nonsense

Spacehero never...well you know

You always wanted to be a Spacehero right?

I happen to have my Spacehero suit with me today

Not sure if it will fit

Yea it will fit, try it on.

Here, let me help you.

The suit kinda stinks from me wearing it though

Almost in...

Almost in...

Tie Nan

Remember my daughter Ying Ying?

Of course I remember her.