The first 200 lines.
Robbery!
-Open the door -What are you doing?
-Robbery, what? -Robbery
Open the door!
Let me see
-Dressed so handsome -What do you want?
Please
Brother Tai Fei, don't hide our sister?
What are you talking about? I'm protecting her.
I am not afraid of my wife hitting me, I am afraid of my brother-in-law hitting me
To be honest, Big Fei
You look smart
I know I look fly. No more sloppy guy
Today Yee marries my younger sister and I have cut my hair, which took me 10 years to grow
Thank you Chicken, for sharing your hairstylist with me
Enough talking
Send a representative to negotiate terms
Alright, KK won't come out if you don't offer a million or something
Just treat this as a rehearsal for your own wedding
If no one wants to marry you, don't blame me!
Go away
Don't say so much
We will offer just $999
Take it or leave it
Hurry up and ask your sister to open the door
Open, open, open!
OK, open up
Here comes the bride!
Kiss her!
Bow
Second bow
Third Bow
Everyone bow!
-Yee, congratulations... -Pastor, thank you...
You've grown up, and better behave now you're maried
I'm so happy you could make it
KK and I are so happy
It's a pity you didn't get married in my church
but you're still like my son
Thank you, thank you
I just have a gift for you
What is it?
Look, look for yourself
1st Corinthians chapter 13 says:
Love is patience
And kindness
Love is neither boastful nor arrogant
Got it, got it
Pastor, I'm a Taoist...
Forget it, the priest's words are always true!
Read the scripture and make love at the same time!
How can you insult the Holy Bible casually?
Here is my entrance fee! ...
Thank you... welcome...
Bing, welcome...
Thank you…
Dinosaur brother, welcome... congratulations...
Dinosaur brother came all the way from Tuen Mun
I'm so proud tonight
You are giving me face
Have face…
Tai Fei's sister is marrying,
Nam's right hand, Yee, today
We are all Hung Hing, how could I not attend?
My elder brother said I need to get out of Tuen Mun
That's why he brought me, to meet the world
He really is great,
your brother!
Hung Hing has 12 branches
Only Tuen Mun is a monoloply
No other gang dare to enter, you are so powerful!
Of course, even those congressmen
Give face to my brother
Don't brag!
It's true
But...
Tai Fei, my little brother lacks sense
Thinking of Smartie again?
I am,
I once told her that we'd get married
But now she's gone
Those were the days!
You'll find new love
Right
Impossible
How does the best man look?
It's almost photo time
Tidy up yourself
Everyone look here, say "Cheese"
Handshake, handshake
Handshake
Take the pictures...
-This is your mom? -You don't look like her.
One, Two, Three
One, Two, Three
Everyone...
Today is the day when our Hung Hing brothers celebrate
Are you happy?
Okay, what method did he use,
to win the beautiful Miss KK?
Ask them to come up and tell everyone
Are you feeling shy?
Come up
You really know how to drink, your eighth cup
Isn't it delicious?
The orange juice here is so expensive, the host doesn't mind
I don't mind either...
Drink 12 for if you like it that much
A DOZEN MORE ORANGE JUICES!
Shen Fan, you don't know our brother Chicken
I'm from the country, I know chickens Lady chicken, old chicken, white chicken
Brother Shen Fan
You are so straightforward
Like you're hair, right up front
Chicken
He reads few books, and speaks impetuously
A person's self-cultivation has nothing to do with how much you study
Mainly it's his own aptitude and personality
Right?
Dad, eat a piece of chicken
The priest really makes sense. Come on, let's have a drink.
Come...cheers...what's your name?
My name is Brother Ben
Ah bingo
Ho Nam...
I'm going to Thailand with Prince in a few days
I hope you go too
Since the death of Mr. Jiang
We, Hung Hing, have no leader
Mr. Jiang has a younger brother in Thailand
Not many people know about that
We want to invite him out to head us
Actually I know him very well
Mr. Jiang's name was Jiang Tin Sung
His brother is Jiang Tin Yang
He has been doing business in Thailand for a long time
He stays clean of family buisness
He doesn't even have a police record
And you want me along?
You are the master of Causeway Bay, of course you must go
I have notified the other halls
You guys were really going at it last night.
I couldn't even sleep
Stop talking nonsense, Chicken. We did nothing last night
That's right
You didn't do anything on your honeymoon, I don't believe it
Could it be another room? You got it wrong
The other room, how is that possible?
There was no woman in Nam's room, where's the woman's voice come from?
Even if you hit me with a pistol, I wouldn't scream like a woman
Do you know that before AIDS
Thailand was a sex paradise for Hong Kong men
Erotic freaky sex
8 out of 10 of my friends lost their virginity here
Are you one of them?
Leave me alone!
Tomorrow we'll leave you guys alone to enjoy your honeymoon
Chicken and I will go meet Mr. Jiang
Don't worry about them, no matter how good the weather is
They'll be in their hotel room for 300 rounds
Don't talk nonsense
-There are 300 women waiting for you. -Yeah
But seriously, I don't like picking women from a fish bowl
Lie some more!
Do you know what the most exciting part of whoring is?
Isn't it just cumming?
Those few seconds, right?
Your husband absolutely lacks experience in women
When she is most excited
Just before she is cuming
Because you have room for imagination, the crush is coming
Tall or thin, does she have big tits
Is she as pretty as Julia Roberts or Elizabeth Hurley?
There are so many things to imagine
Don't know when the crush comes
Take it as fast as three minutes or as slow as four minutes That's it!
So fast
Four minutes, you are too shabby
Prof. Whore, a toast, I wish you success in whore mongering
Cheers, Prof. Whore, come on, cheers
We need to get you a magic whore,
like Pretty Woman tonight.
Yes, Professor, have a drink
The house is so big
So much land
They have elephants, crazy
Nam, Chicken
I thought you were arriving two days ago
Nam, Chicken, hello
Yee is on his honeymoon in Bangkok, we spent two days with them
I've been waiting for Chicken to go to the 18th Circle of Hell
That's his thing...
What is the 18th Circle of Hell?
In the city center there's a whore house
On the 18th floor of a building
All the beauties of Thailand are there
Shit, you should of told me sooner
It was going to be a suprise!
What about Dinosaur?
I asked him to come, he won't budge
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