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"FATAL EXCHANGE"

HERE, BOY.

PLEASE, ALLOW ME.

THANK YOU.

VOILA.

OH.

WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

I JUST CAN'T GET OVER HOW GREAT YOU LOOK.

THIS IS REALLY PRETTY, MITCH.

HOW DID YOU GET THIS ALL ARRANGED?

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF BEING A 20-YEAR LIFEGUARD.

THE BEACH IS MY OFFICE.

WILEY, TAKE IT EASY!

NO WORRIES, MATE.

I'M A NATURAL-BORN SEAMAN.

RIDES LIKE THE WIND, DON'T SHE, MATE?

GOD, IF I HAD ONE OF THESE BACK HOME,

I'D TURN A FEW HEADS, I TELL YOU.

OH, SHE'S A BEAUT.

SO, WHAT YOU BEEN DOING

SINCE THE WESTSIDE PRESS WENT UNDER?

I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF TRAVELING,

AND, UH...

I STARTED A NOVEL.

-YEAH? -BUT THEN I RAN OUT OF MONEY,

SO I JUST KIND OF GOT BACK INTO THE FREELANCING.

SO WHAT ABOUT YOU?

OH, AND HOW'S HOBIE?

HOBIE IS APPROACHING PUBERTY AT BREAKNECK SPEED.

WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE TROUBLE.

YOU KNOW, KAY, IT'S A LOT DIFFERENT OUT THERE

THAN WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

YOU KNOW FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW MY MOM AND DAD DID IT.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I HAD A MOM AND DAD, I MEAN...

I REALLY THINK HOBIE MISSES

THAT STRONG FEMALE PRESENCE IN HIS LIFE.

OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, MITCH.

I THINK-- I THINK HOBIE'S A WELL-ADJUSTED KID.

AS OPPOSED TO HIS FATHER.

CHEERS.

MITCH, THERE'S A DOG OUT THERE.

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S CAUGHT IN A RIP.

I'M SORRY, UH...

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

LIFEGUARD BAYWATCH

WILEY, OVER THERE!

THERE'S A DOG IN THE WATER.

HELP! MY DOG!

IT'S ALL RIGHT. TAKE IT EASY. DON'T PANIC.

IT'S OKAY.

YOU GOT TO GET MY DOG.

WE WILL.

OH, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TAKE THE WHEEL, MATE.

COME ON. GOOD ON YA.

LOS ANGELES COUNTY LIFEGUARD

MITCH!

IS SHE OKAY?

YEAH, SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

SHE'S OKAY. BE RIGHT BACK.

WHO IS THAT?

WILEY BROWN,

OUR NEW EXCHANGE LIFEGUARD FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER.

WHOO-WHEE!

COME ON, BABY.

SORT OF A CROSS BETWEEN MEL GIBSON AND CROCODILE DUNDEE.

COME ON, BABY.

WHOO-WHEE!

HEY, HEY, HEY!

YOU DID IT. YOU CAUGHT HIM.

COME ON, MATE.

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS BLOODY DINGO.

UNBELIEVABLE.

-HERE YOU GO, DARLING. -STAR!

COMPLIMENTS OF THE LAND DOWN UNDER.

WILEY BROWN, AT YOUR SERVICE.

YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, WILEY'S GOT A UNIQUE STYLE.

YEAH,

SURE KNOWS HOW TO DRAW A CROWD, DOESN'T HE?

OH, MITCH, STOP BEING SO CYNICAL.

HOW IS THAT BEING CYNICAL?

THAT WASN'T A RESCUE, THAT WAS A CIRCUS ACT.

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SCOOP THAT DOG UP WITH A NET.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THE REAL PROBLEM IS?

NO, I DON'T. WHY DON'T YOU ENLIGHTEN ME?

YOU GUYS ARE TWO PEAS IN A POD.

THE LAST OF THE RUGGED INDIVIDUALISTS.

BRAVE, COURAGEOUS, AND BOLD.

WILEY BROWN'S JUST THE AUSTRALIAN MITCH BUCHANNON,

SO IT'S ONLY NATURAL YOU TWO WOULD BUTT HEADS.

SO YOU THINK IT'S A MALE EGO THING, HUH?

BASICALLY, YES.

WELL, THAT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW WRONG YOU ARE.

MY PROBLEM WITH THIS GUY IS PURELY PROFESSIONAL.

HE'S MORE INTERESTED IN SHOWING OFF

THAN BEING A RESPONSIBLE LIFEGUARD.

I'M TELLING YOU,

YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM WHILE HE'S HERE.

SEE YOU LATER, EVERYONE.

I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.

"I GOT NO PROBLEM..." I NEED THIS.

LET'S CHECK THAT DUTY ROSTER.

G'DAY.

-HI. -OH, HI.

AND WHERE IS MY MATE?

YO, MATT.

YO, WILEY.

-THERE YOU ARE. -HOW ARE YOU, MAN?

LOOK, MATE, I WAS HOPING YOU'D HELP ME

WITH THAT INCIDENT REPORT TODAY.

WELL, I'M NOT TOO HANDY

WITH YOUR YANK LINGO JUST YET, AM I?

NO PROBLEM, MAN. I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.

OH, BEAUT. GOOD ON YA.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A LIGHT, WOULD YOU?

WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SMOKE IN THE HEADQUARTERS.

YOU'RE ALSO NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR A TOWEL IN THE LOUNGE.

ALL RIGHTY. HAVE IT YOUR WAY, DARLING.

NO, I MEAN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR CLOTHES

OR A BATHING SUIT.

YEAH. WELL, FIRST THINGS FIRST, EH, LOVE?

YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

LOOK, MATE, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT WITH SOME CHANGE FOR A SODA?

I'M A LITTLE SHORT.

AS USUAL.

OOH-OOH-OOH.

HI, SUMMER. HAVE YOU SEEN MITCH?

YEAH, HE SHOULD BE DOWN IN A MINUTE.

OKAY, THANKS.

I BET SHE'LL BE SPUNKY, MATE.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

G'DAY.

HELLO.

I SAW YOU ON THE BEACH WITH A CAMERA.

SO, I GUESS YOU'RE WITH THE PRESS, EH?

NO WORRIES, LOVE, I'D NEVER HOLD IT AGAINST YOU.

OH, THAT'S SO REASSURING.

THE NAME'S WILEY BROWN.

AND YOU ARE?

THE NAME'S KAY MORGAN.

GOOD TO KNOW YOU, KAY.

SO, YOU WANT TO DO THE STORY

ON THE STRANGER FROM THE STRANGE LAND, EH?

IS THERE A STORY THERE?

A STORY? MORE LIKE A BLOODY LEGEND, DARLIN'.

NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT? HUH?

HOW ABOUT THE TIME...

I PULLED A DINGO OUT OF A QUICKSAND SWAMP, HUH?

NO, WAIT.

THE TIME THE BLUEYS RAIDED THE TOPLESS BEACH AT TAMARAMA.

NOW, THERE'S A DAY THAT WON'T SO ON BE FORGOTTEN, DARLIN'.

SO...

-I'LL SEE YOU LATER. -OKAY.

HEY, MITCH.

HEY, MATT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HOW YOU DOING?

LISTEN, CAN I BORROW SOME AFTERSHAVE?

YEAH, SURE. HELP YOURSELF.

-THE LOCKER'S OPEN. -THANKS.

-OH, MY GOD! -DON'T MOVE.

DON'T MOVE.

CLEMENTINE...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR SACK?

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH A SNAKE AT HEADQUARTERS?

OH, NO WORRIES, MATE. SHE'S NOT POISONOUS.

JUST A LITTLE FRISKY, THAT'S ALL.

HEY, CLEMENTINE.

COME ON, DARLIN'. IN YOU GO.

COME ON, DARLIN'.

IN YOU GO.

HOW DID WILEY GET TOWER 18?

BECAUSE...

HE GAVE ME THIS.

OH, TAKING BRIBES. THAT'S A NICE PRECEDENT.

OH, MITCH, COME ON, IT WASN'T A BRIBE,

IT WAS A GIFT.

ANYWAY, HE'S NOT OUT THERE BY HIMSELF.

I'M DOUBLING UP WITH HIM.

OF COURSE.

GOOD MORNING.

-HEY, KAY. -HI.

HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS,

BUT YOU KNOW THOSE PICTURES I TOOK