Re: Cutie Honey (Re:キューティーハニー)

The time is the Near Future.

The setting is Japan.

Biker gang, stop!

Destroy! Destroy!

I feel something burning inside me!

Pleasure! Thrill!

What's the situation?

A mysterious armed organization is heading straight towards the Ikebuku area.

We've lost contact with the police cars on chase.

Annihilated? Impossible!

Everyone prepare to deploy!

- We can't! - We' II die! - It's dangerous!

Hey, stop hiding!

Take care of your own life first, Inspector!

Useless!

If you know what's good for you, get out of my sight!

You've got guts going against the great Destroyer Panther.

But the one with more bullets wins!

Who the hell?

That was luck! Kill them!

Are you stupid? What are you doing?!

You annoying fly! I' II make you quiet down right now!

Well... now who's going to be quiet?

I got you now!

Damn it! I can't move! Somebody help me get up!

Huh? Stop! Bullets, bullets I say!

Oh my, I' m sorry!

Suspect... apprehended...

Who the hell was that biker girl just now?

A Few Days Later

At a University Hospital

Ope-ope-ope-ope-operation!

Rejoice, scumbags! I, Doctor Panther, will use my God Hand...

...to turn you scum into Panther Claw's synthetic Monsters!

You should be crying tears of joy to be given such an honor! You' re going to be brilliant!

I got it...

I' II combine a worker bee with a sloth to make you into the "Bee-Sloth" Panther Monster!

I' II combine Tendon with a cactus to make you into the "Cactus-Tendon" Panther!

Wonderful! Wonderful! My doctor's imagination!

Creative Drive! Baruforato Drive!

Let's start! Scalpel!

My right hand of gold!

Oh, I' m so sorry!

But you don't have much of an imagination, you quack doctor!

Kill this bitch!

What's the situation?

The situation is...

Suspect apprehended...

Who's that... nurse?

A Few Days Later

Public Bath

Scope Panther here!

Chance, chance! Courage, courage!

A woman's naked body is the best, without a doubt!

Especially young and lively...

What are you doing?

This is women's paradise. Men are forbidden from entering!

I am a woman!

Well, my apologies.

What's the situation?

What an evil monster, that old hag!

What?

We've apprehended the suspect, haven't we?

A few days later

Big Panic in Tokyo! Mysterious Terrorist Organization! ...and so, although all culprits have been arrested so far,

Big Panic in Tokyo! Mysterious Terrorist Organization! The terrorist acts of a mysterious armed organization are preventing...

Big Panic in Tokyo! Mysterious Terrorist Organization! ...the citizens from getting a good night's sleep.

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Odaiba's Summer Attraction Komike Burns Up Again This Year! Next up is today's special!

Odaiba's Summer Attraction Komike Burns Up Again This Year! Odaiba's summer attraction, the Comic Market has again...

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Mysterious armed organization, you say?

That's such a boring name you've given us.

Remember this: We are the secret society, Panther Claw!

We swear allegiance to our beloved leader, Sister Jill.

What about me? I' m one of Panther Claw's Four Gods, Gold Claw!

Our purpose? We don't have a purpose!

As long as we have fun, that is.

All we wish for is to make our queen happy!

That's right! Human exist for the sole purpose of our enjoyment!

Huh? Okay. We' II take a commercial break.

Card: Commercial Break Huh? Okay. We' II take a commercial break.

Card: Commercial Break You bitch!

Card: Again, again!!! You bitch!

Card: Again, again!!!

Don't mess with me!

Eat this! Golden Hammer!

All or Nothing!

Don't underestimate me!

No wonder you' re one of the Four Gods.

You' re not a normal assistant director yourself! Who are you?!

You want to know, Panther Claw?

Sometimes, a gorgeous bike racer.

Sometimes, a courageous nurse.

Sometimes, an hold hag at the public bath.

Card: There's no end! And sometimes, a witty assistant director!

But my real identity is!

Honey Flash!

Stars in the sky! Flowers on the earth!

Love to human beings!

Warrior of love! Cutie Honey!

Kono goro hayari no onna no ko The girls in fashion these days,

Oshiri no chiisana onna no ko Are the girls with small butts.

Kocchi wo muite yo hanii Turn this way, Honey!

Datte nanda ka datte datte nanda mon But somehow... But, but, it's a little bit...

Onegai! Onegai! Kizutsuke naide Please! Please! Don't hurt me.

Watashi no haato wa My heart is...

Chuku chuku shichau no Oh no, it's pounding!

Lya yo, iya yo, iya yo mitsumecha iyaa Please don't stare, please!

Honey Flash!

Imadoki ninki no onna no ko The popular girls these days,

Pukutto boin no onna no ko Are bouncy and buxom girls.

Kocchi wo muite yo hanni Turn this way, Honey!

Datte nanda ka datte datte nanda mon But somehow... But, but, it's a little bit...

Onegai! Onegai! Chikayora naide Please! Please! Don't come near!

Watashi no ohana ga My nose...

Hiku Hiku shichau no Oh, no! It's twitching!

Lya yo, iya yo, iya yo mitsumecha iyaa Please don't stare, please!

Honey Flash!

I' m going to transform!

Don't change the channel!

Not again, Chief Clerk, watching stuff like that. Pervert.

- It's news, news! - It's probably fake.

Be quiet, you! Kisaragi-kun, bring me some tea...

Kisaragi-san isn't here.

Late again? That hopeless temp!

- Hirada-kun! - Huh?

- Tea! - Huh?

Nevermind, I can do it myself...

Well well, I've got a job to do.

You' re pretty good, young lady.

But what about this?

Honey Boomerang!

Panther Claw or whatever you' re called!

This place has been completely surrounded!

Put down your weapons and come out quietly!

I thought I told you to put down your weapons!

Wow! Splendid!

Don't underestimate me!

Why don't you give up, Gold Claw?

It's not over yet!

Golden Missile! Unload them all!

Did you say you were Cutie Honey? I' II spare you this time.

Remember this: I, the great Gold Claw, will be the one to kill you!

Golden Storm! Storm and Stress!

I won't let you get away!

Right, I won't let you get away. Suspect apprehended!

Police Headquarters Public Safety Eighth Division, Inspector Aki Natsuko!

Destruction of property. Violation of firearm laws. And public indecency!

I am taking you into custody on these charges!

But inspector... she did...

Look at this outfit. It's obviously suspicious!

Anyhow, we' re taking her in. We' II listen to her story in detail later!

But... if we don't follow them...

That's our job.

But this person saved...

She might have saved our lives, but the law is still the law!

My, what a dilemma...

What? Were you trying to strip even more while I was talking?

Are you mocking the police?!

That's not true! There's a reason... When I lose energy, my clothes steadily...

- This is pretty damn... - Yes, it is...

Why are you looking at her perversely?!

I' m sorry. Next time, I' II stay and let you catch me, okay?

Stop! Follow her! Don't let her get away!

Geez, she's so persistent... I can't move around in this outfit...

Honey's in a big pinch! I' m hungry...

Now, now. Calm down. You' re Kisaragi Honey, are you not?

I' m Hayami Seiji of the Maicho Newspaper. Pleased to meet you.

A reporter?

You' re suspicious of me, aren't you? But first, you've got to lose them, right?

I see. Your clothes disappear as your energy is depleted.

The "Ai-System", capable of changing the user's appearance at any time, has a surprising weakness.

- How do you know... - I' m hopeless...

I wonder why I say stuff to make you suspicious of me...

Friend, friend. I' m your friend. I've met Professor Kisaragi before.

I've heard of the "Ai-System".

Come on, humor me a bit.

You can't move if you' re too hungry.

Where are we going?

To hide a tree, go to the forest.

There's a perfect hiding place for you in your current state.

Trust this Hayami Seiji.

So? Why can't you find them?!

I can understand not being able to find the flying Gold Armor.

But that cosplay exhibitionist can't have hidden herself completely!

Are your eyes just there for show?!

Inspector, we've found her!

A witness reported spotting a strangely dressed woman resembling the suspect!

All right! Find them!

What... is this?

It's the Comic Market. It's an amateur comic exhibition.

There certainly are a lot of strangely dressed women!

Why is this being held here?!

Idiot! It's not all about tits and ass!

Nobody said it was...

Look at his!

Transform!

Pokoider (Penis-man)!

Arrest him!