Mr. Mumble (Meng Bo)

Quick… Run!

Get him in!

Come in, quick!

Boss, we can’t run away.

Ask the police for a car.

You’ll never get away, surrender at once!

I want a car, $20 million cash. Hurry up, or I’m gonna kill her!

Let me go!

Calm down, I’m going to contact my superiors.

Okay, you have 20 minutes.

Stay calm.

20 minutes isn’t enough to prepare $20 million.

We can talk if you guarantee the safety of the hostages.

You have 30 minutes.

If I don’t see the car and money in 30 minutes,

I’ll kill the hostages and throw down on the street.

I’m going to kill one every 5 minutes.

We’ve blocked the scene.

No cars are allowed to drive past.

No casualties at the moment, report.

– Here. – Thanks.

Yachi, the three criminals are holding hostages on the roof,

we can’t get close.

Did you get their identities?

They should be from mainland China.

They won’t surrender, prepare for a raid.

It’s dangerous here, they have hostages.

Call for SDU.

Have you found Mumble yet?

Officer Chi, Mumble cannot be contacted.

Keep on looking for him.

Yes, Sir!

Mumble, you bastard!

Yeah, how is it now?

Sell 200,000 share of HK Bank, yes.

Good, thanks.

What perfume is it?

Coniba, good taste.

London stock market is bull, Wall Street is soon down, I want—

I don’t care about London, I care only about screwing.

I come here just to try to get a man.

Let’s go to toilet for a screw.

Directly and waste no time.

He’s coming too?

He’s into toilets.

Listen carefully.

We are to deal with three criminals.

They have one AK-47 and two pistols. We must rescue four hostages, too.

We must guarantee safety of the hostages.

The criminals injured three of our men.

They have four girls as hostages.

It’s hard to get close to them.

Let me take over.

One lay $3000, overnight $5000.

The three criminals are scattered at the moment.

We have only three positions.

Get three snipers, and shoot at the same time.

I repeat, the three snipers must shoot at the same time, understand?

Yes, Sir!

Remember, you mustn’t harm the hostages.

Go! Go!

How come Mumble is not here?

I want to see him too.

Damn, how come I have no luck at all?

Miss, your “Blow job.”

Sir, Mumble hasn’t arrived yet, we’re missing one sniper.

Siu Ming, Siu Ming!

Yes, Sir.

You take the place of Mumble.

– Get changed! – Yes, sir.

Siu Ming is only a driver, can he manage?

Of course, he arrested the fleeing prisoner last week.

Hallo, it’s Yachi. Get him.

Ten.

Ten.

Ten.

Ten, ten! Drink!

What do you want?

Smoking.

I was asking him. What do you want?

Can you make it? Well, I can’t.

Cut me some slack.

– Crap, he’s gone. – Hey!

Be quiet! Don’t move!

I said don’t move!

Locked on target.

Locked on target.

Don’t move, or I’m gonna kill you.

Siu Ming on target.

If I succeed with this task, there’ll be promotion, I won’t be just a driver anymore.

OK, men, let’s get ready to save the hostages!

I think we should wait for Mumble.

Look here, stop trying to fuck around.

In five minutes, the criminals will start killing people.

Hallo? Mumble, where have you been?

I’ve just located the fleeing prisoner so I wasn’t able to call you back.

I know his address already.

Go check tomorrow, I’m coming now.

That prisoner was arrested by our driver last week.

He’s being detained in custody.

We need one sniper.

Ask Officer Chi to wait for me.

He asked the driver Siu Ming to take your place.

Driver Siu Ming? He won’t make it.

He keeps drinking coffee, he has numb hands.

You’ll fire on my count of three.

I’ve found Mumble, he says—

I don’t give a damn.

Boys, watch out, we have only one chance.

We’ve got no time for another shot.

Get our men to rescue the hostages.

Ready, 1, 2…

Wait, Officer Chi, wait…

Are we shooting after 1, 2, 3 or after 1, 2, 3, Fire?

Come on, ready, 1, 2, 3…

Idiot!

Let go.

When I count three, you fire.

I didn’t say fire, stupid shit!

Thanks, Officer.

All ready.

1, 2, 3!

Oh, shit!

My God! Shit!

I’ve said we must wait for Mumble…

Well done, the criminals are dead, so are the hostages.

Siu Ming, why didn’t you fire?

Siu Ming, why did you take a gun, you are a driver.

You drink too much coffee and your hands are trembling.

I’ll drink less coffee.

Dare you talk back?

Thanks for teaching my men.

You’re welcome, Officer Chi. We’re in the same team. Right, Siu Ming?

Bastard! I’ve been tolerate.

Did you enjoy it, touching my dead body?

I’ll kill you! I’ll cut your head!

– Molester! Damn! – Come on, it’s all right.

Is it just a drill? But it’s so realistic.

Two vodkas, one dozen of beer.

Go on drinking.

You’re fired.

Can you smooth things over for me?

Why are they taking a drill so seriously?

They didn’t have to fire me, did they?

I’m a sniper, anyway.

Look, I’ve been champion for three years.

You’ll be taught a lesson without me.

Don’t call me back.

We don’t want to see you again.

Call you back? They’re celebrating your leaving.

Most of the policewomen complained of you for sexual harassment.

There’re are so many works outside.

I’ll help you to find a job.

I’m fired, I’ve lost my pension. How can I stand a chance?

There is a chance, my dream girl.

Why is the red light on?

How many guests?

Let’s go, that guy is scary.

Welcome.

This is my restaurant, come in.

Great, big bust!

I think this job suits you.

You didn’t have to cut it, it’s no newspaper.

This is the same like SDU.

It’s USD, driving garbage car.

You’re a good driver, it suits you.

What? It requires a graduation and ten years experience?

I’m not up to it, man.

Sorry, I’ve cut more.

It’s an add for a bank director.

How many… guests?

Miss, what can bring you?

Orange juice, please.

Wow, so quick!

Miss, have you come alone in this rain?

I’ll drink the juice with you.

You must be upset.

Your eyes tell me you need a man for the night.

But your body tells me you can’t accompany for tonight.

I don’t understand.

I understand now.

Bye-bye.

How many guests?

Hey, help me, please, smartie.

Hey, can you see them?

The guys over there.

They want to kill me.

If you help me, I’ll give you a kiss, OK?

Kiss me? OK, why didn’t you say it earlier?

Go away, this girl doesn’t like you. Shoo!

Excuse me, it’s none of your business.

I know, but this is his business.

What do you want?

Want to take advantage?

Don’t panic.

What did you promise me just then?

Did you help me just then?

You helped me, come on.

I’ll leave now, thanks.

I haven’t paid yet.