Noragami (ノラガミ)

Man, tests really suck.

I have to ace this.

I just want to get out of this place.

Should've studied harder!

Look at her.

Does she think she's too cool for us?

I just need to pass.

You're a loser.

Nobody cares about you.

I failed. I know I failed.

She misses a little bit of school,

and now she's getting all this special treatment?

Please!

Pathetic.

Why does she even bother living?

She's just a waste of space.

You really do suck.

Help me!

Oh, god, please help me!

Payment received.

You have made a wish,

and it's been heard, loud and clear!

Uh, does this Phantom seem especially large to you?

It is exam season.

Everyone's on edge.

But with you I can take this thing easily.

Ready to go, Tomone?

I'm ready when you are.

Alright then, let's do it!

Hey there, fish face, how ya doin'?

This is the land of the rising sun.

Your desecrations shall not be allowed.

I now lay thee waste with the Hanki,

and expel thy vast defilement!

Rend!

Bye now!

That the best you can do?

Didn't even break a sweat.

Hey, Yato, aren't you forgetting something?

Oh!

Revert, Tomone.

Ugh. Didn't break a sweat, huh?

Show some respect, huh?

I'm your master!

Actually, we need to talk about that.

I'm quitting.

I won't be your Regalia anymore.

Uh, you're just kidding, right?

It's only been like three months--

It felt like three years!

I can't take it anymore!

Living like a vagrant with a minor god

who doesn't even have his own shrine!

I can't do it!

No!

Huh?

Hey, shouldn't I be the one who's crying here?

Fine!

Stop wailing already!

I can take a hint.

It's over.

I hereby release you.

That's so much better!

And just so you know,

the usual practice is to give at least

a full month's notice before you quit.

It's common courtesy.

As if you deserve any courtesy.

Later, loser!

You're just an aimless drifter in a tracksuit

who likes to play at being a god.

Damn you!

Don't you dare come crawling back once I hit it big!

Just you wait and see!

Soon enough I'll have 120 million worshippers,

and all the other gods will envy me!

You ungrateful wretch!

A-choo!

That fickle wench.

I can't believe a Regalia actually quit on me.

Ow, my neck.

This is gettin' old.

Pretty meager savings.

I'll never have a shrine, will I?

Oh, well.

finding a new Regalia comes first.

God or not, without a Regalia I'm unarmed.

No, worse than that, I'm essentially naked!

I can't go out on any jobs like this!

Of course, it's not like I've got a ton of work, anyway.

Hello there, and thank you for calling!

Fast and affordable, Delivery God Yato at your service!

Huh?

Milord has gone missing? That's awful!

Milord, huh?

That's quite a name.

Some people are really weird about their pets.

I guess "Milord" is better than "my god," right?

Cute cat, though.

Ami here's no better than these people.

She named her dog after Zenny's leader.

What's so bad about that?

Shiina's totally the love of my life!

Yeah, whatever.

I'm all about the Hundred Archfiends.

I don't understand how you can like that stuff.

Milord! Where are you?

Here, kitty!

Come to Yato!

Well, which do you think is more godlike, Hiyori?

Want to see the man I worship?

We've entered the final round

of the showdown of the century, folks!

The fighters are circling and--

Look at that!

He goes for the leg!

How will Tono respond?

There it is!

His patented Jungle Savate technique!

Sorry.

Obviously you were the wrong person to ask about this.

I didn't know you liked martial arts.

Are you a closet fan?

Well, I wouldn't say I'm a closet fan, exactly.

You haven't told your parents, right?

Uh, no.

I'm fairly certain my mom's head would explode

if she found out I'm into this stuff.

Here, Milord! Where are you?

Are you back there? Milord!

Where be'est thou? Here, kitty, kitty!

Okay, stop it! That's plain freaky!

You two sound just like her!

Anyway, Hiyori, are there any guys you do like?

Besides Tono, of course.

Yeah!

Like someone closer to our age

who isn't a famous fighter.

Huh?

Well, um...

Someone I like...

Let's see...

No, I don't think there is anybody.

There you are!

Hey, no! Come back!

Don't you run off!

Milord! Wait!

Beeeeeep!

Hiyori?

Hey! What happened?

A girl jumped in front of that bus!

Running into the street like that?

What kind of an idiot are you?

You realize you could've been killed?

Well hey, uh...

...aren't you missing something?

Hiyori? Hiyori?

Can you hear me? Hiyori!

Say something!

Is she still breathing?

I called for an ambulance.

Huh?

Huh?!

Huh?

Huh?!

Hiyori?

Please be okay!

Hiyori!

Her eyes are opening!

Thank goodness you're awake!

We were so worried!

How do you feel?

Are you in pain?

Don't just stand there, dear, examine her!

Oh, of course!

Good, everything looks normal.

Unbelievable!

So I'm okay, Dad?

Well, your CAT scan looked just fine,

and your EEG appears normal, too.

Considering you were hit by a bus,

it's a miracle you only wound up with a few scratches.

A bus hit me?

Whatever the tests say, I'm still worried.

If anything should happen to our precious Hiyori.

We should keep her here for observation.

It is our hospital.

Come, now, dear.

There's a list of patients waiting to be admitted.

Even so.

What about the other guy?

What happened to him?

Yeah another person.