Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously

on "Below Deck Med"...

Dude, we both kissed Malia

last night.

Let's just take it

day by day, right?

Primary guests

Ken and Amber

are regular charter clients.

I may need some wine.

Is that Kenny again?

The Krka waterfalls

are some of the most beautiful

in Europe.

They don't allow yachts

up the river,

so we need to take a ferry.

So I'm gonna send you

to these waterfalls.

Four of the guests

have written, "No onions."

I'm having trouble with

this whole "no onion" thing.

Can we get another one

with no onions?

Got you,

you little slut.

I think that we can send

another stew.

She doesn't need

to be coming to me

and telling me where

I should send my stews.

Adam, I really can't look after,

like, the inside and your food.

Most can.

Well, I guess

I'm a f---ing bad

chief stew, then, all right?

Maybe Bugsy should be

the chief stew.

Unbelievable.

Attention, all crew.

The ferry to Krka

will be delayed.

The departure time

is now 1:30.

I've just got spoiling food

in a hot Croatian barge.

So the food needed to be ready

40 minutes ago?

Yeah, the ferry was

supposed to leave at 12:30.

Hope they don't get sick.

Are those real goggle--

like, do they--

Not much I can do

about that, Adam.

You know, they changed things.

Well, I could have

kept it cold

for the last 40 minutes,

had you told me.

Hannah's making my job

so difficult right now.

It's like she's continuing

this looming ability

to f--- with me and my timing.

Adam, I really can't

look after the inside

and your food, so you're welcome

to take the initiative directly.

It's your job

to just let me know that.

Yeah, but I don't know.

You go and communicate,

'cause I can't do both.

Most can.

Well, I guess

I'm a f---king bad

chief stew, then,

all right?

Maybe Bugsy should be

the chief stew.

That's generally who gets

all the sh-- done anyway.

No one ever speaks to me

like that.

Ever.

Maybe we should get a chef

that can read

f---ing preference sheets.

The onion thing

was kind of a fiasco.

Bugsy's killing it, though.

This is a really low blow

from Adam.

I have to work closely

with the both of them,

and I don't want to be caught

in any of their issues.

Let's do this, guys.

We got to be off the boat.

Ready?

We're ready!

Head-butt a tree

or two, hey?

Whoo!

Let's head on out, guys.

Anywhere you'd like.

Yay!

Let's pop the bottles.

Yes!

Here you are.

Hey, chasing waterfalls.

Day two.

That's some bullsh--.

For Adam to diminish my rank

in front

of my second stewardess,

I don't need that.

I have three stripes,

and she has two.

And as a chef,

you should respect that.

Hey, is there any way

we can jump off this bridge?

I'll just keep your glass

full; how about that?

Oh, no.

White deck shorts down.

Oh, that was an easy one.

Came right out.

Finally, I got Malia

right by my side,

and I've got this kind of--

this burning feeling in me,

and I want to pursue it.

I think we can start going.

Wes?

Yeah.

Do you want to come

for a walk with me?

All right.

Let's go.

Sweet.

So everybody can start

walking with me.

Let's run.

Oh, my gosh.

Look at that!

The Krka waterfalls

are absolutely breathtaking.

It's not something you'll see

in Italy or France.

It's out of a fairy tale,

really.

It's beautiful.

We're gonna make the buffet

on the table.

Right there in the middle.

Somebody needs to baptize

my ass in this water.

Hey, I'm an ordained guy.

Put it on the corner here,

Lauren,

so it's, like, over this branch.

I'm so glad you're here.

Hannah wanted to send me

to do this by myself.

Yeah.

Trying to find

a bottle of Jaeger.

Mm-hmm.

Ten bottles of Tito's,

ten bottles of Grey Goose,

ten bottles of cab sav.

This was it, wasn't it?

Hi.

To great decisions.

Another life experience

together.

Amazing.

Looks good, doesn't it?

This is just some chicken

that we marinated and grilled,

some hummus over here.

This looks so good.

Are there any onions

in this?

Not a one.

I've met Kennys before

on these charters.

Kennys are my rival.

Kennys ruin my job.

The primary said there's

chunks of onion in this,

so he doesn't want

to eat it.

No, that's not