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Hi, Tiffany?
I'm Natalie.
I understand this is your first.
Please just lie back and lift your shirt from your stomach.
There it is.
Eight weeks old and already has a beating heart.
Most mothers-to-be like to record the heartbeat.
We can do it on your phone.
Hello?
Boo!
Oh fuck!
I got you!
I told you you were the jumpy type.
You're an asshole, Joey!
What, it's funny.
It wasn't funny.
I thought it was funny.
I really need to go now.
She'll be here any minute.
Henry?
Hey.
I thought you were about to be late
for the first time in your life.
What's with this tie?
The demolition crew bought it for me.
As a joke?
What, you think?
Yeah.
Like your stupid ringtone.
Ah, so you love them after all.
Love is a pretty strong word,
but I like to make you happy, so.
Hey, I'm gonna start my patrol.
Okay.
Oh.
Sorry.
Uh, Mick's waiting for you.
He's kinda itching to leave.
I'll be there in a minute.
Listen, um...
Hey, Tiffany.
Hey, Carl.
How is Maggie?
Took her first steps yesterday.
Only nine months old.
Can you believe that?
She's beautiful.
Well.
I'll be back with the demolition team
at four am for the final checks.
Have a good last night guarding this dump.
His daughter is so cute.
He really adores her.
Better him than me.
You okay?
I will see you tomorrow.
I'm taking my mom to bingo.
I need to go.
Do you hear me?
The dead heard you.
Fuck.
Hello?
Anybody there?
I thought you were in a hurry.
I need to make sure I packed all my stuff.
Joey to control, level 20 ready to be demolished.
Copy that.
Joey to control, level 19 secure
and ready for demolition.
Are you checking everything properly, Joey?
Yes.
Lying little shit.
You're moving too fast.
Ensure everything has been checked.
Every door needs to be checked.
Every corner needs a light shone into it.
You dropped the ball this week.
It was one guy.
In a secured location.
Do it right.
Joey to control.
You should see the level 19 west stairwell door and alarm.
The sensor's broken, but the door's secure.
Copy.
Welcome to your tour of the old dead building.
I'll be your tour guide, Joey Rambosa.
- Now... - Joey!
And right here and we have a real human turd.
I know I can't say turd on the radio,
but on the private tour we can get all the fun facts...
All right, Joey, knock it off.
So, this beauty here, she is 34 days old
though we don't know much else about her
or who created her
but that's how exciting my job is.
Can literally measure it in shit.
Joey, that's enough.
Tune in next week when we play my favorite game.
Guess That Smear!
So dumb.
Level 18 ready to be blown up.
Okay.
Joey to control.
Level 17 secure, door seal intact.
You copy, Tiff?
Oh shit.
Yes, copy.
Hey, hey, this is Henry.
You know what to do.
Are you studying your security course right now?
Yes.
What are you studying?
How to secure a room that has multiple entry points.
Ah, using only a toothpick and a condom?
Hey, Joey, we have an alarm on level 13.
Moving.
It's an east tenancy door.
No other alarms.
Stairwells reading secure.
I'm here, going mobile.
Unlock east stairwell door, please.
The security seal's broken.
Door hardware seems to be intact.
It could just be water compromised the seal.
Am I authorized to enter?
We are authorized.
Enter with caution.
Every brief in this dump ends with caution.
Shaking with caution.
No alarm on the shaking.
Okay, will shake the door now
and not just my booty.
All right, be alert.
Stop the clowning.
Door's an alarm.
Door remains secure.
Entering.
Have you found anything?
Something to do with babies.
Photos and stuff of birth announcements.
Are you saying the tenancy hasn't been cleared?
Yeah, I guess.
Take photos of everything and send it to me.
Joey!
Joey, is everything okay?
Yeah, uh.
The babies.
What babies?
Where?
In the jar.
Babies.
One of them has a belly cord.
Fuck!
Do you see them?
Yeah.
What does it say on that label?
The thing is really old,
I can't make out the first part.
Thatcher it says in the middle.
The rest is faded and unreadable.
This is fucking disturbing, Tiff.
This is a colossal fuck up.
They can't just demolish the building
with two dead babies in it.
Ya think?
How could they have missed this?
This?
They put a damn security seal on the door
saying that the room was cleared.
I mean, that's a downright lie.
How many other tenancies haven't been cleared?
I don't know, but somebody's getting their ass kicked.
Yeah, well, you know who that'll be.
What?
What do you know?
Forget it.
What do you know?
Henry signed off on it, it's his responsibility.
Get him down here to deal with it.
Oh, oh, don't get angry at me.
We can't cross doors with intact security seals on it,
those are the rules.
Right.
Said the wrong thing.
You took photographs, right?
Yes.
Send them to me.
File sent.
Continue with the patrol.
Right after the seven shots of tequila
I need to calm down.
Oh, God, Jesus.
Hey, hey, this is Henry.
You know what to do.
Hey, Henry, call me back immediately.
We discovered a tenancy that hasn't been cleared.
Due to the nature of it I need to call the police.
Metro Police non-emergency,
how can I help you?
Ma'am, you can call 911 if it's urgent.
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