Warehouse 13

Previously on Warehouse 13...

Hello. Customer.

I have a special

order.

So I just moved here

why on earth would you do that?

Unh. Awh.

Oh....Dude.

Claudia wait a minute. I got the parts you ordered.

Oh, your a wonderkin.

So Claudia, it's hot in here

this is me ignoring you.

Oh! Ahh!

Myka!

Eat shield, stabby!

Oh, hey, are you okay?

Yeah. Here you go.

Let me help you up. Here we go.

Okay.

Where'd you learn to handle a sword like that?

Some girls play with Barbies,

and others took fencing lessons.

Everybody got all their limbs?

Yeah, that's a big ten fingers and ten toes,

good buddy.

Behold mighty Excalibur.

You snagged it.

This could have been a lot easier

if we just swapped it out for a fake.

Yeah, only you, Artie, would know

it was a tacky wall decoration

in some cheesy castle in Cardiff.

The rock, it worked?

Yes, you were right.

You know, as soon as the blade came into contact

with the rock that was laced with the same metal, it--

then the sword went out of phase

and allowed it to pass right through solid matter.

Preventing today's pub special

from being Myka meat pie.

You realize that's how King Arthur

pulled the sword from the stone.

Oh, nice, Artie.

You sure know how to take the fun

out of believing in legends.

No, no, no, some legends can have a bit of truth to them.

So--so there was a real Merlin the magician?

Fiction. Knights of the Round Table?

Bedtime story.

Holy Grail?

Anyway, on your way back

I want you to check something out for me in Italy.

That's not really on our way back.

Yeah, but I got a ping, so go to Milan.

Call me when you land.

I've never been to Italy.

So how'd she die?

Old age.

No identification.

But we found these

inside her body.

Those look like--

implants.

The old woman had silicone breast implants.

I've never seen them like this.

You know, when they weren't on active duty.

Something else.

The woman was shouting something before she died.

That's Russian.

You speak Russian?

Yeah, you know, some girls played with Barbies and--

got it, got it. What'd she say?

It means, uh...

It means, "they stole me."

I think I know how we can I.D. her.

All surgical implants are labeled and coded

by serial number,

so you can track them through the doctor

and back to the patient.

Why am I not surprised that you are the expert

on breast implants?

Some boys played with Barbies.

Mmm.

Now these implants

were placed in the body of...

Wait a minute.

That--that can't be right.

I don't get it. Who is that?

Anya Verdikov,

age 19.

Anya Verdikov.

Wait, wait, you know her?

Yes, she's a Russian model in Milan for the fashion show.

Okay, well, we need to meet with her right away.

She was reported missing two days ago.

You think? We have seen stranger things.

What are you saying?

Either someone took the implants

out of Anya Verdikov

and put them in the body of this old woman.

Or this woman is the 19-year-old

Anya Verdikov.

Hello.

Hey, welcome back. What'd you bring me from Italy?

You know it. Hey, biscotti.

What?

Hey.

It was a long flight. Okay, so what else

did you find out about Anya Verdikov?

Lots. Found out that Anya

was not the first--Claudia, would you do the honors?

Missing fashion models.

They vanished from different cities.

From Tokyo, Berlin, and Paris, and London.

So since we knew what to look for,

it wasn't hard to find a pattern.

And after each model disappeared,

in the same city they found the body of a Jane Doe.

Elderly. Yes. Very old Jane Doe.

And it seemed like it was natural causes,

but I don't think so.

Yeah, an unidentified old Asian woman--

Asian woman was found dead two months ago in Paris.

Hey, same tattoo.

Same place. Same woman.

Okay, have you ever seen an artifact

that produces rapid aging in a person?

I've never seen anything that causes this.

So obviously it's not a coincidence

that all these victims were models, right?

All right, so what's the plan?

Since all these attacks

happened around the fashion industry

and since this week in full swing in Manhattan

is Fashion Week,

two tickets to New York.

Nice.

Original Ray's pizza.

The original original Ray's pizza

is actually in the Warehouse.

And funny thing about that

is the mob bought the original cheese.

You can't make a decent pie without mob cheese.

Artie. Okay, so the way to stop this

is to find Anya's Agent.

The Agent will tell you where's Anya has been

and hopefully also what she's been in touch with.

Okay, perfect. Yeah.

Oh, hey, Artie, what aisle is--

not a chance.

Forget it.

Yeah, I'll run an artifact search on the mainframe,

see what might make the beautiful people

go geezer.

Thank you. That would be very help--

God, stop it.

Something you'd like to share with the rest of the class,

Miss Donovan? No.

No?

That only makes me a little bit more curious.

Todd keeps texting me.

Oh, you know, texting.

It's what the kids do these days

instead of going to dinosaur races.

I know what texting is--

also iTunes and color television.

What is a Todd?

Todd. You know, Todd.

The guy from town, from the hardware store.

Oh, God, what is with him? "Want to meet for coffee?"

Give me my space!

No, no, no, why don't you text him back?

I remember that kid. He was...Inoffensive.

Well, strike up the band.

No, no, no, I mean, you're not a girl anymore.

What? You--hmm?

I just said, you know,

you're a woman.

No, well, you're a woman because you're over 16.

I'm just saying he's a man

and men and women-- I--

if you've never--

oh, God. I didn't mean to--

pull up, pull up, pull up.

I appreciate the advice,

but can we just get back to work?

Best assignment ever.

Just try not to be 12 years old, okay?

There is no try.

Only do or do not.

Then do. I'll try.

I have a quick meeting with Michael,

and after that I'm going home.

Would you ask Sutton if we can reschedule?

Oh, my-- Isabella Fuentes.