Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai

Hot damn!

This's high quality shit.

So unhealthy I can't stand it.

Full color pictures, too!

Dude, this one's double-sided.

And in mint condition?!

Let's do this...

I can't hold it!

I'm about to ***!

Idiot! You said a prohibited word!

Say *** instead!

*** is also prohibited, jackass!

"Obscene"

Hurry! At least make sure our treasure is safe!

Decency Squad! Hands up!

You'll never take my treasure!

We will confiscate these unhealthy magazines.

As for your use of prohibited words,

you are sentenced to hard labor according to word-severity.

Get up! Hurry up!

Burn it up!

In Japan, the use of sexual words, in both public and private,

has been banned for several decades now.

Every citizen has become a mini-information terminal for the peacemakers.

In short, they are obligatory members of the PM force.

They uphold healthy lifestyles as per the Law

"Decency Squad" for Public Order and Morals in Healthy Child-Raising.

The tenacious development of laws and the advanced surveillance by PMs

have enabled Japan to become the country with the healthiest public morals in the world.

This is Tokioka Academy.

It is Japan's most elite public morals school.

I will pass this entrance exam! So I can be reunited with the wonderful Anna!

"How are babies made? 100 words or less (24 pts.)"

"How are babies made? 100 words or less (24 pts.)" "When a man and a woman love each other..."

"in sickness and in health..."

"For better or for worse..."

Today's youth, cleansed of all dirty words...

now live healthy, happy lives as they grow up to enjoy a bright future.

That is the way things are now.

"Whom Does Public Order and Morality Serve?"

At last, Anna and I will be reunited!

Oh, Anna!

Eew, what's he doing?

Why does he keep looking at me? Is he a pervert?

Hey, what do you think you're doing?!

You've been touching my gluteus maximus!

I wasn't touching your glut... I mean, why would I need to do that anyway?

Isn't he a student at Tokioka?

He must not realize touching a woman is a crime.

It's a PM-generation, after all.

But he was looking at me the whole time. It's a false accusation.

Okay! I'm sure if Anna were in my position, she wouldn't let an innocent man be charged!

Moyori Station map...

Escape route located!

Like I said before...

Excuse me!

I was the one who touched your gluteus maximus. Let's get off the train!

Hey!

W-Wait up!

Hey, let go of me! What's your problem?!

Why'd you have to get in my way?!

I was about to make good money off of him!

I knew you were bluffing...

Guards! This man is a criminal! He touched my gluteus maximus!

What do you think you're doing?

Are you...

Passengers, please evacuate the station!

Blue Snow has appeared!

Big p*nis!!!

Run for it! Don't get caught up in her terrorism!

Cover your ears! Don't listen to her!

C*ck-a-doodle-p*ssy!!!

Oh, how refreshing it is to shout out dirty jokes in a public place!

Stay back! I wear nothing beneath this towel!

If you make me struggle, I shall become buck-naked!

Then anyone who holds me down will be blackballed for exposing a woman in public!

I demand liberty from oppression! Dirty jokes as a civil right!

Farewell, bye-bye, until we meet again!

Wh-What's happening...

What're you doing?

I'll handle things here! You don't want to be late for school.

How do you know I...

Good grief!

Why'd I have to get caught up in pervert terrorism on my first day?

Hey! It's him...

That guy from the school with the worst morals...

Come on, talk to him!

I'm not ready yet...

Representing the student body, your president: Anna Nishikinomiya.

New students, congratulations on making it into our school!

I am pleased to welcome you here today. My name is Anna Nishikinomiya.

To all students,

old and new...

...you must be rather nervous and excited...

"Tokioka Academy Welcome Ceremony" ...you must be rather nervous and excited...

"Student President: Anna Nishikinomiya" ...you must be rather nervous and excited...

--...at the prospect of coming here. -- Anna, you never cease to amaze me...!

-Since Tokioka Academy is in the

--top tier of public morals schools... -- Mr. Okuma... Mr. Okuma...

-- ...sometimes our rules are a bit strict. --Tanukichi Okuma.

My name is Hyoka Fuwa.

I apologize for the sudden intrusion, but I have a question to ask you.

Would you please tell me how babies are created?

Would you please tell me how babies are created?

Well, you know, it's in the textbooks, right?

When a man and a woman love each other, it organically...

You speak in lies. As does society as a whole.

By using a vague and difficult to define term like "love,"

I doubt it is possible to explain the mechanics of creation.

I wish to unlock the secrets behind reproduction.

I'm not surprised...

But I didn't know Tokioka students were this ignorant about biology.

For many days, I stayed in front of the gynecology clinic...

and asked the pregnant women, "How did you become pregnant?"

But I received no answers and I was banned from the premises.

R-Really...

What's this girl's problem? I have no idea how to answer her...

Since you're from the outside world, you should know.

So please tell me. I wish to solve the mystery of pregnancy.

If it is difficult to explain verbally, I'll accept a demonstration...

Tanukichi Okuma, right?

I am Ayame Kajo. This is my second year at Tokioka.

I am the vice president.

Vice president?

We have nominated you to intern with general affairs.

Will you accompany me to our meeting?

Y-Yes!

May I ask one final question?

I personally think pen... oops, that was close. I'll use euphamisms.

I think "cucumbers" are the keys to pregnancy. What do you think?

Nice to meet you, Tanukichi Okuma!

I am Anna Nishikinomiya of Year-2.

Yeah...!

I am the student council president of this school.

Your acceptance to our school has been long anticipated.

I wasn't doing any "long anticipating"...

You!!! What the hell're you doing here?

Don't swear in front of your senior.

I am Raiki Goriki. Year-3. I'm the secretary-treasurer.

Well, then, let us get down to business. Mr. Okuma?

Y-Y-Yes?!

Do you wish to join us in the student council to help protect public morality at this school?

Yes! I will! I'll protect! Thanks for the opportunity!

You're eager...

But why me? I came from the school with the worst public morality score.

That is precisely why we chose you.

Tokioka Academy is facing a situation never encountered before.

What I'm about to say is highly confidential.

Of course! I won't tell anyone!

In this city, designated purest in the nation...

a masked terrorist known as "Blue Snow" has been rampaging our streets.

Public morality has been declining rapidly.

I get the feeling I saw such a person this morning...

And to make matters worse, it's very likely that...

the masked terrorist is a student at this very school!

We don't wish to ruin Tokioka's reputation.

So we wish to dispose of her swiftly and confidentially.

However! Though it shames me to say this,

we at the student council do not exactly understand what "lasciviousness" is.

So we haven't yet developed a plan.

Even I have crossed paths with Blue Snow...

But did not even recognize her for being lascivious!

I had no idea how pure Anna's heart was!

Mr. Okuma! Since you have attended the school with the worst public morality,

you must at least have a subconscious grasp of lasciviousness!

Please, join us to protect the morality of this school!

I came to Tokio Academy because I admire you, Anna.

I wanted to be as close to you as possible... I wanted to be proud of myself!

So I would be honored to take on this mission!

Then Ms. Ayame, would you show Mr. Okuma what he needs to know?

Why are we here...

They don't get many customers right now, so we can talk about anything.

But I have to commend you, "Mr. Okuma"! Great acting back there!

Those beautiful words you said!

Just as I thought, you're a boy great at taking big bullshits !

Whoa, ejaculating on my face after 4 seconds of talking? You really are eager !

--My hair and glasses are all soaking wet ! --What's with the juvenile dirty jokes...

It's you!!!

I am "Blue Snow" the dirty joke terrorist, and also Ayame Kajo. Nice to meet screw!

Hello, Decency Squad?

Hey! Stop! What're you doing?