Vampire Killer Barbys (Killer Barbys)

May I, Mr. Arkan? May I?

Be my guest.

Thank you!

It's for the boys. They like ears.

It's an ear for the kids.

Earring and all. Fags.

Arkan, forgive me.

Pipo, Pipa! I've got an ear!

An ear! With earring and all!

- Come on. Come get it! - Give it to me!

Get it! Get it!

- Who wants it? Get it! - It's for me! I want it!

Get outta here, you little rascal!

It's for you, sweetie.

All those dirty things we do at night have their pay- offs. Now give me a kiss.

Fuck. Come on. Leave her alone!

Give me!

Good evening, my lady.

I have a present for you.

And I promise that soon, all will return to how it was before.

He has returned, madame, to help us.

Fortunately, we are once more under his diabolic protection.

Help me, Arkan.

I feel so hopeless.

We will be victorious again, madame.

Help me, Arkan.

Help me...

THOSE BLUE HEAVENS WE ALL BEHOLD ARE NEITHER SKY, NOR BLUE

I fall in love

To keep my health

I'm gonna kill

And you'll be my man

I fall in love

To keep my health

I'm gonna kill And you'll be my man

When I was five I got a knife

I killed a cop for the seventh time

Full moon tonight The time is right

I feel so good I don't want to die

I want your love I need your blood

Bye- bye, my love I just need your love

I love you

I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

I love you

I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

Don't hope for things I want to see

I kill to live I'm alive to kill

I kill with knives I kill With guns

But I prefer to have some fun

No one will say 'kay 'kay

The rep you take Don't believe the tale

I want your love I need your blood

Bye- bye, my love I just need your love

I love you

I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

I love you

I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

I love you

I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

I love you

I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

I fall in love To keep my health

I'm gonna kill And you'll be my man

When I was five I got a knife

I killed a cop for the seventh time

I love you

I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

I love you, I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

I love you, I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

I love you, I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

I love you, I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

I love you, I love you

I'm gonna kill you tonight

Hey, Rafa!

That's all?

Quit complaining.

Hash?

- You want hash, man? - Beat it!

Fine, man.

Some peace and quiet.

Take that, peace!

- Is this the right way? - What?

- Are we going the right way? - Yeah.

- I said, are we going the right way? - I said, “yeah.”

- How far is it? - Another 200 kilometers or so.

- How much? - About 200 miles.

Jesus Christ.

God, what an appetite.

Hey, Sharon, why not make some sandwiches?

I'll do this. This slut's already eaten anyway.

You're not hungry anymore, are you, slut?

You sure this is the way?

The directions were pretty damn clear.

The road seems awfully rocky.

Rocky? Rock on!

Be careful.

And you, keep your hands to yourself, please.

Jealous bitch.

Eat your heart out.

Shit!

Damn, man, you're gonna get us killed!

Hey, I taught Carlos Sainz everything he knows.

Goddamn it.

Shit!

Give me the flashlight.

Fuck, fuck!

What the hell is wrong with this thing?

It broke in Zamora. Remember? It fell in the river.

- And you couldn't buy new batteries? - Me? Why me? He's the manager.

The manager. Looks like he's managing this.

I think the axle is broken.

What the fuck do you know?

What are you doing here?

Having a grand old time, as you can see.

- Know much about cars? - A bit.

- Can you take a look, please? - Yes, please.

- Are you British? - Yes, I am. And they're Spanish.

Rafa, Flavia...

And the owner of these legs is Sharon.

One leg is from Belgium, and one leg is from Mallorca.

Looks like it's the suspension.

Great, just what we needed. Is there a garage around here?

Not for 62 kilometers.

I'll call a tow truck. I'll make sure they come first thing tomorrow.

Not tonight?

At this hour? I'm afraid not.

We're fucked.

Come stay at the house. We can call the tow truck from there.

Is your house nearby?

Yes, up there.

But the house is not mine. It belongs to the Countess Fledermaus.

I am her secretary.

Do you think she'll mind?

No.

She likes young people.

No, no, we'll sleep here. That's fine.

The house will be better.

You guys are disgusting. Stop fucking.

Stop fucking for just a while.

- What's your fucking problem? - We're staying here tonight.

So I hear.

There's a house up there. Let's go.

We'll stay behind. We have some things to take care of.

You disgusting rats.

- Let's go. - Come on, leave them alone.

Hey, if you guys need a hand, here I am.

He's got me covered. Thanks.

Well, enjoy, then.

The path ends here. What was your destination?

We're headed to El Algar. We're musicians and we're performing there tomorrow.

Dirty mongrels, at it again.

Is there somewhere we could rent a van or a big car?

Yes. The same place with the tow truck can help.

This is the palace of the countess. It's a lovely building, isn't it?

Yeah, this place is beautiful. Must be good for your health, too.

Wait here. I'll announce your arrival to the countess.

I recognize this lady.

I don't, but damn, she's hot.

Well, she's pretty, but she's not my type of broad.

First Countess of Fledermaus.

She was the darling of the court of Luis II.

Wife of Count Fledermaus.

He received the title because of his services to the king.

She was a great singer.

Comic opera.

Lady Olga.

Lady Olga.

They are here.

Five young fellows full of energy and health.

Tomorrow your pains will be over for a few months.

I need...

I need...

Now.

- Please. - I've given you the last drop.

Please.

It's like an old horror film.

I love it.

Respect this sacred place.

Now I will show you to your rooms.

Each room has its own bathroom.

I hope you will forgive the state of things.

Please, no need to worry. It looks great.

Much better than in the van.

I wish you all a good night.

And the countess?

The countess begs your pardon.

She's feeling slightly indisposed.

But you will meet her tomorrow, without a doubt.

You'll take care of the tow truck?