Coffee Cat Mama (Mao Si Ma Ma / 貓屎媽媽)

Let's welcome our award presenter, Miss Sung Tsau-po!

It really is... Auntie.

Hello, BoBo, welcome!

You have anything to say to our contestants.

Actually I like coffee.

I do hope that besides presenting the award,

I'll have the chance to sample all your creations.

Miss Sung, rest assured that there will be premium coffee for you.

After I have won the luxury car, let me take you for a joyride.

Norman, aren't you a bit too cocky?

What about our Prince of Latte Art?

You heard what Norman said. What is your response?

I am more certain I am going to win.

Why?

Besides my son Pau Cho-kwong and his mother are here to root for me, too.

She is Ms Sung Tsau-po.

BoBo, that boy really is your son? What a well-kept secret...

Stand back...

Stand back...

Stand back please...

Miss Sung?

Call security...where are they?

She has passed out!

BoBo has passed out.

Go check on her.

She's just faking it.

After all these years, she has finally got it right.

How did you two meet?

How long have you been together?

Are you two married? Say something please...

No shooting...

I'm fine now, thank you.

Sir, you can't come in.

Let him in. OK.

Stop it...

Pau Chi-tai, do you mean to do me in?

Oh, do I? You have done Fan Fart in!

He's doing it out of free will.

The Night and the Fog of Moulin Rouge is X-rated too,

but you have not sought Fan Fatt's help.

You said it. The director is Ma On. He won an Oscar!

What he makes is art, not porn!

What about that Lan Kwai Fong film? You knew it's X-rated.

You signed for it because you'd been planning to strip for fame.

Then Ma On approached you.

The Oscar winning director outweighs the cheap production.

You want to go back on your words, right?

Feel free to sell your soul,

but you shouldn't have dragged Fan Fart in.

Even so, it's between me and Fan Fart.

You are not his keeper!

Let me go look over there.

Grace... Landlord!

Where's Mommy?

She and Raisin are having a talk inside.

You insisted on me giving birth to him 8 years ago.

Now you're stabbing me in the back?

I should have stood firm on the abortion.

Landlord...they didn't mean what they Said.

Even so, it's between me and Fan Fart... How is it?

She sure can raise her voice.

So the passing out was a fake.

Landlord just...

Hey, the reporters are coming!

Run...

Run...

A minibus! Go...come on...

Stand back...

Driver, proceed!

This is not a taxi.

A hundred here! Proceed, please.

Kwong, you want some water?

The reporters have probably given him a fright.

He'll be fine when he sees Raisin Bread.

Hello, Bro, are you alright?

Why not?

I called to see if you're alright.

I'm fine. Where shall we hook up?

Why the heck should we?

I didn't get on the bus so you could have a chance to make it clear with Yam.

Don't wait till he's married. You'll just end up becoming his mistress.

Hey, I told you it's not your business.

What? I'm doing it for your own good and you're saying it's not my business?

Alright, just you wait!

I now declare it's my business.

Don't!

Something happened to So Sick?

What could happen to him?

It's So Sick.

So Sick, you were playing a one man army for Landlord today.

I have decided to treat you with respect from today on.

My foot! I am his godpa.

I have something to tell you.

So Mei got evicted and has moved back to Tri-fork's place.

But Tri-fork has turned her room into a storeroom.

She can only sleep in the sofa.

That's serious!

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

It's not my fault. She forbid me to tell you.

In case she would be seen as playing the sympathy card for forgiveness.

She's mental.

Don't see her back to the old address.

Handle with care. You know she pretends to be strong.

Alright, I know what to do, bye.

So Sick has told me everything.

We did have a fight, but still, you could come to me.

It's not a fight, it's termination of friendship!

You looked so steely that time when you picked up Landlord.

How would I have the nerve to speak to you?

Do I look spiteful to you?

That means you will...

but you and Fei-fei are getting married.

But that has nothing to do with what's happening between us.

Nothing? Yes.

After we get married, I'll move to her place.

Then you can move to my room for the time being.

What? You mean it? I'll be your...

Yes, all inclusive.

What?

We're so close already.

There shouldn't be a problem if we live together.

But Fei-fei...

Don't worry, she has mentioned it.

She wouldn't mind at all.

Whatever I want to do, she won't say "no".

That's what she says and not what she thinks.

No one can be this generous.

Fei-fei is a very good girlfriend.

She is not the jealous type.

We can go to your place from time to time.

You can come to ours from time to time.

If you find it embarrassing, we three don't need to go out together.

You are staying at my place, so I'll shoulder all my responsibilities.

Whatever needs there be, call me anytime.

Yam Ka-ching, my bro may have told you everything,

but that doesn't mean you can come up with such an idea.

You are a teacher, how can you be so sick and this cheap?

Pull over!

What gives?

HEY"

Who are you calling sick and cheap?

I just care about you. I just wanted to make it easier for you.

You are a bigger lecher than So Sick!

Hold it! Get it straight.

Who are you calling a bigger lecher than So Sick?

You have the nerve to ask?

Yes, I am in love with you,

but not to the point of becoming your mistress.

I had no clue at all.

And I've never asked you to be my mistress.

Don't you deny it! That's exactly what you meant on the minibus.

So Sick called me and said Marcia had thrown you out.

You have had to sleep in Auntie's sofa.

So I mean to sublet my room to you.

What's more, So Mei, however much I love you,

I'll not make you my mistress.

Does that hurt?

Let me ask you, did you say you're in love with me?

No! You said however much you loved me, you wouldn't make me your mistress.

Before I said that, you said you're in love with me.

Oh really? You got it wrong.

You did say that.

Landlord!

Don't use him as an excuse.

I did hear you say you're in love with me.

I mean we have left Landlord on the minibus.

Pick up the phone.

Landlord, pick up the phone.

He hung up.

Excuse me, could you remind Mr Pau that the competition is about to begin.

Tell him to get ready.

OK. Thank you. You left our son with security guards.

Was he just a toy to you?

I was needed and so I put him in the security guard room.

It's no different from you asking your friends to babysit him.

Hello, what? Just say it.

I'm about to hit a woman.

Landlord is missing.

What? My son is missing?

Yes. We have reported it to the police.

What did they say?

They will call us once he's found.

Alright. Stay in contact.

I told you! Security guards are more reliable than your friends.

Shut up!

Stop it!

Stop your fight!

Go look for Landlord first!

I got it. He must have gone to the Ocean Park.

I took him there a couple of days ago.

He couldn't bear to leave. He must be there

But I think he may have gone to the Aviary for swans.

What swans?

That time we had a chat,

he kept asking me about the Swan Mommy and the Ugly Duckling.

So I think he may have gone there to look for the Swan Mommy.

Children ask weird questions all the time.

Believe me, I have this feeling he has gone to look for Swan Mommy and the baby swans.

Come on, let's go to the Ocean Park.

Bobo and I will go to the Ocean Park. You go to the Aviary.