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THREE, FOUR...

-DON'T WORRY. HE'S GOT SOME WEAKNESSES WE CAN EXPLOIT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE"?

YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO'S GOING IN THE RING WITH HIM. I AM.

-HEY, THAT'S JUST LIKE YOU, ISN'T IT, BUCHANNON?

TELLING OTHER PEOPLE HOW TO FIGHT

AND AVOIDING THEM YOURSELF?

-IF IT ISN'T MICHAEL BRANSON. -YOU REMEMBER ME.

GOOD 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU.

-SOME PEOPLE CLING TO BAD MEMORIES.

I DON'T.

-OH! -HEY--

-HANG ON, HANG ON. LOOK, WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US, PAL, IS OLD NEWS.

I'M NOT INTERESTED ANYMORE.

SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE, HUH?

-YEAH, MY LIFE? YOU MEAN THE LIFE YOU RUINED?

-WHATEVER HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE,

YOU BROUGHT ON YOURSELF.

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

COME ON, MITCH.

-I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FINALS TOMORROW, CAPTAIN.

AND WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU TO DO, DO THE OPPOSITE.

WHO WAS THAT GUY?

AND WHY DID HE CALL YOU "CAPTAIN"?

-WE WORKED TOGETHER IN THE NAVY SEALS.

FORGET ABOUT HIM. HE'S NOBODY.

-HEY! HEY, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

-WHAT? -THE WATER, IT'S TOO COLD.

YOUR MUSCLES COULD CRAMP UP.

TRUST ME, I'M A LIFEGUARD.

-I SAW YOU AT THE FIGHTS TODAY.

DIDN'T SEEM LIKE YOU LIKED IT MUCH.

-YEAH, WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT KICKBOXING IS A SPORT OR AN ART.

I THINK IT'S BARBARIC.

-YEAH, I GUESS IT CAN BE, SOMETIMES.

-YEAH, BUT THEN, WHY DO YOU DO IT?

-'CAUSE IT'S ALSO MY WAY OUT. -OF WHAT?

-WHERE I'VE BEEN, WHERE I AM. -WHERE'S THAT?

-YOU KNOW, YOU ASK A LOT OF PERSONAL QUESTIONS

FOR SOMEONE WHOSE NAME I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

-OH, I'M SORRY. MY NAME'S SUMMER, SUMMER QUINN.

-SUMMER. THAT'S A PRETTY NAME. I'M STEVE, STEVE THORN.

-WHAT'S THIS? -IT'S CALLED A PILATE MACHINE.

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, IT'S THE BEST DAMN THING EVER INVENTED.

A LITTLE STRENGTH AND FLEXIBILITY.

PUT YOUR HEAD RIGHT THROUGH HERE.

OKAY, BACK FLAT, LEGS UP.

OKAY, LEG THROUGH THERE, LEG HERE.

-SO, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS GUY NAMED BRANSON?

-WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT BRANSON, HUH?

LEGS STRAIGHT. OKAY, UP. GO ALL THE WAY UP, ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

ALL THE WAY UP. -OKAY.

-COME DOWN REAL SLOW. REAL SLOWLY.

OKAY, BRING THEM DOWN ALL THE WAY.

OKAY, NOW FOLLOW UP. UP, UP. FEEL THAT?

-YES, I FEEL IT. -FEEL THAT IN YOUR BACK? YEAH?

-YES. -PULLED TIGHT?

-OH, WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA TORTURE HIM INTO WINNING?

-COME TO SPY FOR THE OTHER SIDE?

WHAT ARE YOU GRUNTING ABOUT?

-DO ME A FAVOR. SPOT HIM, WILL YA?

WHEN HE GETS UP ON HIS SHOULDERS,

MAKE SURE HE COMES DOWN ONE VERTEBRAE AT A TIME.

I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR MUSCLES.

HEY, C.J., YOU OKAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

-I MET THIS FRENCH PHOTOGRAPHER ON THE BEACH TODAY,

AND HE WANTS ME TO TRY OUT FOR "SPORTS WORLD INTERNATIONAL," THE BATHING SUIT EDITION.

HE SAYS I CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY AS A MODEL.

-A PHOTOGRAPHER ASKED ME TO POSE FOR HIM ON THE BEACH ONCE.

-REALLY? -SAID IT WAS FOR HIS COLLEGE THESIS.

I ENDED UP ON THE COVER OF A CALENDAR,

WITH NAKED WOMEN IN LIFE VESTS.

THE COUNTY WASN'T TOO PLEASED.

-ALAIN BEGERE IS LEGITIMATE. I CHECKED HIM OUT.

- SO, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

THE PROBLEM IS, I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT MY LIFE TO CHANGE. I KIND OF LIKE IT THE WAY IT IS.

THEN, DON'T DO IT.

-BUT IT COULD BE REALLY EXCITING,

AND I COULD DEFINITELY USE THE MONEY.

-THEN, DO IT. -BUT WHAT IF IT'S REALLY EMBARRASSING?

WHAT IF I'M TOTALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS AND LOOK STUPID?

THEN, DON'T DO IT.

-BUT-- -C.J., I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

THROW A DART, OKAY?

ODDS, YOU DO IT.

EVENS, YOU DON'T.

ANGRIER.

PUT YOUR HEAD SIDEWAYS. YES. SUSIE, DROP DOWN. YES.

YES. YES. ATTITUDE. LIKE FLOWING WINE.

VOILA. OKAY. MORE HAIR. HAIR, GINGER.

MORE. YES.

OKAY. HAPPY. VOILA, GIRLS. OKAY.

PEGGY.

GOOD. NEXT IN LINE. ADELAIDE.

YES. LIKE LITTLE GIRL, GINGER.

OKAY. THANK YOU.

TAKE A LITTLE BREAK, LADIES, BUT DON'T MOVE.

ALL RIGHT.

C.J., CA VA?

I'M VERY HAPPY THAT YOU DECIDED TO COME POSE FOR ME.

I WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GODDESS. DON'T WORRY.

ADELE...

SHE'S THE BEST. -OH, ALAIN, I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK I SHOULD JUST WATCH FOR A WHILE.

NONSENSE, CHERIE.

ONCE YOU'RE IN FRONT OF MY CAMERA,

YOU WILL KNOW THIS IS RIGHT FOR YOU.

YOUR TRUE SOUL WILL EMERGE, C.J.

TRUST ME, ALL RIGHT? OKAY? COME WITH ME.