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GODSBLESSINGSONTHISWONDERFULWORLD TWO
My name is Satou Kazuma...
A foreigner from a distant land, fated to battle the Devil King.
Guided by a goddess of fate, I was reincarnated in another world...
An unfamiliar world swirling with destruction and chaos.
But I have allies that I share strong bonds with.
The ultimate wizard, a noble and beautiful knight,
and a magnanimous goddess who willingly came to my aid.
The gears of fate now begin to turn.
In order to save this wonderful world,
our adventure now begins once again!
You're coming with me!
Wait, no!
Episode 1 Give Me Deliverance From This Judicial Injustice!
I wanna go home...
I just want to go back to Japan.
I'm Sena, the public prosecutor assigned by the kingdom.
Adventurer Satou Kazuma,
you are currently suspected of the crime of subversion to the state.
Hey, Kazuma, what did you do this time?!
Come on, apologize!
I'll tell them I'm sorry, too, so hurry up and apologize!
What do you mean, "this time"?!
You should know I didn't do anything!
The coronatite that was teleported at your instruction
blew up the residence of a lord.
Thankfully, there were no fatalities...
But there is the question of whether you are a terrorist, or a servant of the Devil King.
Wait a minute, please.
If not for Kazuma, there could've been worse casualties in the Destroyer battle.
Megumin...
The only crimes Kazuma commits are minor ones, like sexual harassment.
Miss Prosecutor, this must be some mistake.
Darkness...
This man lacks the guts for such an act.
Despite eyeing me like a wild animal in the mansion,
he is the kind of sadsack who never once came to my bedside.
I-I-I wasn't eyeing anything!
Don't get a big head just because your body's somewhat sexy!
I reserve the right to be selective!
Wh-Why, you... And after everything you made me do in the bath!
That was because I was under that succubus's control!
You're the one who went along with it and washed my back!
Just how easy are you?!
Th-Then you do remember, after all!
Maybe I do!
And as a Crusader who serves Eris-sama, my body must remain pure!
And you call me easy...
Yep!
I'll kill you dead!
Do it, then!
That's right!
Kazuma might be an adventurer, but he's no criminal!
This is abuse of state power!
Adventurers deserve freedom!
Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
Incidentally, he's not the only one the subversion charge may apply to.
I won't stop anyone who wants to join him in prison, but...
Screw you guys! Try harder! Keep the protest going!
If I remember right, Kazuma said something like this at the time.
"It's okay. I'll take responsibility."
"I may not look it, but I apparently have good luck!"
Wait, hang on...
If...
If?!
If I had been there at the time,
I'm sure I could've stopped Kazuma!
But since I wasn't there, there's nothing I could have done!
Nope, nothing at all!
You people...
Wait. Th-That's right.
I was the one who did it!
It was my command!
So please, let me enjoy this imprisonment play...
No, let me bear the intensity of this punishment!
Excuse me? I was told you were trying to act as a meatshield.
Meat—
Wow, haven't seen that in a while.
Uh, the Teleport spell was cast by—
Don't, Wiz!
Aqua-sama?!
If only one of us has to take the fall here, that's for the best!
It might be hard, but suck it up!
Suck it up for now!
We'll just wait until Kazuma finishes doing his time!
Don't make it sound like I have to get sent to prison!
And besides, even if you guys don't back me up,
my friends at the Guild are by my side!
Er, um...
Oh, look at the dust...
You're coming with me!
Damn it... So much for the town where new adventurers get their start.
If this was a game,
one of those cliché resistance armies would come and rescue me...
What the?
Kazuma! Kazuma!
Aqua?
What are you doing here?!
I came to save you, obviously!
I'd never abandon a dear friend.
Why not defend me in the first place, then?
Megumin just used her explosion magic on the outskirts of town.
Thanks to that, the guards ran off to investigate!
Darkness should be running away with the depleted Megumin as we speak.
But won't I be making things worse by running?
I hear you can be executed for subversive activities.
You're just an adventurer whose identity is suspect.
They'll manipulate the truth, and you'll end up dead!
This parallel world really does have the cultural level of the Middle Ages...
But how do I even get out of here?
First, use that wire to pick the cell's lock.
After that, you can use your Stealth skill to escape the jail!
Then, once we get back to the mansion, we get ready to skip town!
Well, I'll be waiting out front!
It's a combination lock...
Out!
Guess I'll sleep.
Kazuma! Hey, Kazuma, wake up!
You're here again?
What happened yesterday? Is everybody okay?
The other two made it back without being spotted,
but they were accused of being behind the explosion.
Were they, now?
We shouldn't underestimate this world's investigative ability.
I dunno about that...
But it's okay.
What is?
I forced them to wear masks today, so they won't be found out!
The problem is the explosion magic.
More importantly, I waited all night for you. Why didn't you escape?
Snow accumulated on my head,
and they kept dragging me in for questioning!
The lock uses a combination.
That's clever of them.
I never imagined they'd have such foolproof measures in place to prevent escape.
But today I've got the perfect solution!
A hacksaw?
You're gonna cut the bars with that?
Very astute of you!
We don't have much time, so let's work together.
Hurry it up!
Except I can't reach up there.
Not a problem. I'm not stupid, you know.
I brought something for you to stand on, too!
Eureka.
And how will you get it in here?
Hang on a second.
You've got it all wrong!
Kazuma needs this, so I was just giving him a present...
Never heard of a stepping box for a present before.
And what are you doing here at this hour?
Weren't you wandering around yesterday, too?
Maybe I should learn from how optimistic that idiot is.
Out!
Guess I'll sleep.
Do you know what this is?
It's a magical item that lets us see through lies.
First off, where are you from,
and what did you do before you became an adventurer?
They started off with a hard-to-answer question.
I'm from Japan. I was a student there.
Why'd it go off?!
Where are you from, and what did you do there?
Hang on!
I wasn't really lying!
I am from Japan.
But I stayed home all day, every day, living a life of self-indulgence.
Why pretend to be a student?
I wasn't really pretending...
Oh, never mind.
Damn it, I hate this thing!
I've never heard of a place called Japan before.
So, what's your motive for becoming an adventurer?
To save the people who were being oppressed by the Devil King—
I thought being an adventurer seemed cool,
a fun way to make a lot of money,
and a great way to make pretty girls fall all over me.
O-Okay. Well, next question.
Did you have a grudge against the lord?
I've heard that once you got into debt, you complained about him regularly.
The reward I received for the dullahan hunt
took care of the debts I owed for the town's repairs.
Even if we were trying to protect it,
destroying the town in the process makes it a moot point. I understand that.
That was actually the argument I used to convince my friends.
I personally felt something like,
"This is how you treat the hero who saved this town?!
You all should die!"
I-I see. Moving on...
Uh, can I ask you something?
Can we just get to the point?
I know I'm repeating myself, but I made that call to save the town.
It seems I was wrong.
I had only heard bad rumors about you, so...
I apologize.
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